₦airaland Forum

“If you think you can go to their banks and change it to new naira, go and do so; may Allah make it beneficial to you.”

They will start collecting dollars for ransom.. just watch and see

We used to be friends until early last year she met one guy online. Dude told her he based in Yankee, na so this my friend tell me say no more knacks cos she's now in love and she no wan cheat on her man.
I respected her decision.


Same person trying to cheat on her man.

Funny thing is, I can't grant her access to my glorious gbola again. She doesn't worth it.

Johnchrix:
My ex just unblock me on Whatsapp, I blocked her back immediately.

Block her ghost too.

BritishAirways:
you gotta be careful bro. those b1tches know what ya capable of.
She begged you on purpose, that b1tch will fck you up as the game goes

Don't mind the woman-wrapper.

Someone you got arrested called you to meet her in a hotel room, you rushed immediately and even slept over. After lashing her rigourously, you still got the nerves to say "I'll deal with her"

She's already dealing with you if you don't know.

He-goat.

Obviously, the girl is smarter than you.

As you're planning for her, she's also planning for you and I'm 99.981% certain her plans for you will manifest cos you just don't have sense.

You're on the right track.

Me, my mum, my 4 siblings, and my 13 girlfriends will also vote for Peter Kayode Obi.

It's very difficult to find a Nigerian girl with working brain.

Any guy caught following all these useless girls on social media should have his brain examined!

Useless people!

Jeon:
Sick Men.
Have you people forgotten that those women are evening newspapers?.
Why are you hailing them?
They can't be here today if they laid their teens /early 20s, 30s for marriage.

They're assets and they deserve all the hailing, regardless of the status of their newspaper level.

No one dares hail a broke and wretched Nigerian evening liability!

God bless you for this truth.

You'll see a broke, wretched and miserable Nigerian girl with just two bras and three pants looking for already made man for relationship or marriage.

A Nigerian girl her father is still jumping okada having the gut to broke shame a guy for not getting her things her poor father failed to get for her.

A Nigerian girl that only her SIM card is the only property registered in her name having the effrontery to call a hustling man Broke.

Nonsense gender!

The only time Artificial is better than Real is when it comes to Women.

God bless AI.

So, he's owing you quarter a million Naira now, bah?

JOACHINpedro:
I'm a Christian bro, I know I'll get a valentine date invitation from one of our independent ladies

You're in for a long ride, bro.

JasonScoolari:
You na my boss abeg, I can't disrespect my boss.

Boss no dey this one o

JOACHINpedro:
Wow, the boy knows his wordings. Seems poetic
A nairaland babe should book me for a special valentine date. Time is ticking...

Nairaland babe book you for special valentine date

Where do you expect these broke and wretched demons to get the funds for that?

JasonScoolari:
I will ginger boys here in Warri...

Good looking out to our brothers in Benin, una dey represent.

Put my name for list, Jay. I dey game.

PYO got the best photographer in Nigeria.

Jashub:
Stupidity in progress .

To express love is not stupidity.

I hope she tells him yes lol.”

The teacher ended the tweet with these lovely words.


Nigerian teachers would have extended their bitterness and depression on that innocent boy.

E dey very difficult to see a Nigerian girl wey no dey thief...very difficult.

Lagosians under the hypnosis of Tinubu will disagree with him.

Ireportlive:
Lol


Not when he is high on Colorado

Money will detoxify the highness.

Munzy14:
Na man trigger the mother and daughter na..

I know that's what you'll say

Ireportlive:
Try this nonsense with portable zahzu

Portable will even order you to stone him with the money. Man no dey use money play o

Munzy14:
Food is ready for you na

My brother, this gender is causing more havoc to humanity regularly.

The love men have for their mothers.


Can a daughter fight or kill for her father?

Finally, we have good news from Uganda.

Jennyclay:
Oh No! Not again!

What is attractive in a 65years old woman? Why are men this evil? .

May the perpetrators of this crime be caught and sentenced to death immediately!

I hate men!

If you like hate men from now till eternity, it won't still bring back your lost body counts.


The robbers will meet their end soon.

LocalStandard1:
I don't just disagree but I think this statement is a big fallacy.

Atiku himself isn't sure of a landslide victory in the Core North. Those votes will be shared like biscuits.

Yes, the votes will be shared IF Kwankwaso remains in the game.

Ovo200:
The north central is deciding the winner of this election and for your info north central is obified

The Northerners are aligning how to continue holding on to power while Tinubu and his urchins are busy attacking Peter Obi.

Jennyclay:
How's she shameless?

She said, “I wonder why people are after my marriage. I made the decision by myself. Nobody forced me. My daughter rejected the man, and I felt like we can’t lose him. We are happily married and I am enjoying my stay with him"

You people should learn to mind your business! Why are you people trying to spoil her happiness? .
Are you people enemy of progress?

One thing I fancy about oloshos is they always look out for each other.

Let's be frank to ourselves for a moment, it's game over for Labour Party and APC should Kwankwaso step down for Atiku.