₦airaland Forum

Samantha123:
Come on, Christmas decorations are very cheap and I've been saving for the food.

Feel free to come for lunch..

Just discovered you're South African.

Mind how you interact with Nigerian girls here before they imbibe their liability and evil attitudes to you.


Shalom.

Samantha123:
Yes ooo..

No, you're not. I know my girls. They hardly run expenses with their money.

They coined that phrase "Do Christmas for me". That should tell you a lot about them.

Cypress042:
How will you know them when you're busy with your hook-up business

Reduce the voltage, abeg.

Samantha123:
Lol, what if I am??

Are you?

Samantha123:
This Christmas my family is going to know me very well..

Already I've started doing some shopping, I want to decorate the entire family house with Christmas outdoor lights and I've already planned what's gonna be for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and desserts.

I want to believe you're not a Nigerian girl. Right?

Jennyclay:
Empty vessel makes the most loudest noise. Your account balance is reading - #500 but here you are forming Mr redpiller. Biko, go pay up your common #500 debt.

To pay a debt is a sign of taking responsibility.

Aside your smelly kpekus, what else do you offer humanity?

Jennyclay:
Broke men have started ranting again. It's too early to be ranting biko

Wretched liability, go and work!

You for ask her na

Iyke48:
As if they are the one celebrating

Don't mind them. Evil gender taking advantage of Jesus's birthday to rip innocent men.

Lagos is our stronghold.


God bless Obidients!

This and weird stories are like afonja and ewedu.

fman:
How much did atorise pay you for this job?
To rubbish the image of Natasha Abbas George?

How much Natasha paid you to defend her against Atorise?

Nigerian police, always in the news for bad reasons.

pansophist:
And they can not take the note outside the room?

Sun dey outside

Thief!

KingKO22:
He should have picked Soludo or Ikpehzu ?

Kastina is bigger than entire SadEast all together and its beign manage by only one person therefore he would understand insecurity better than d clueless pigs from Nyamirin republic

There's no South East state on the list, even after the media propaganda of South East turning into Afghanistan.

So, all these ones boko haram ransacked and kidnapped in Northeast are not reported

gloryhomemaker:
Zonefree, this soup is competing for the best soup of the year award in my kitchen

I used that draw like yellow garri the last time and it was amazing.

One good thing with the soup is that it goes with anything, pounded yam, rice, semo, garri etc.

Thank you as always.

The soup got nice review already. Can I get it anywhere here in Owerri?


Btw, is mariahangel aware there's a soup competing with okra soup as the best soup of the year?

Kpokpogiri's left over!

I never chop this soup before but it sure looks like something that will go well with better yellow garri.

Nice one glory nwaanyi oma.

Promzy99:
What happened to BODMAS?

I didn't see the multiplication earlier. Thanks

mariahAngel:
Na WA O!
I gazukwala!

Nwoke anaghi ano ofu ebe ekiri mmanwu.

The sacrifice and the vicinity shows poverty is the root of all evil!

zedegit:
You went for a pre marital test, the lab technician connived with your wife to hide her hiv status.

You married her and discovered that you were infected with the virus and equally discovered her status too.
She confessed to you that she was afraid of losing you which made her do it.

How will you react?

I'll first go burn the lab technician and the office.

mariahAngel:
Lekwe ka ha n'e gbu gi nga!



You even mention places wey I never ever hear before.
Ogombo...Oke afo...you sure say those places dey?

I've been to all those places, and they're inhabited by the Yorubas. Ogombo is at the far road leading to Atican beach.

Rajahbite:
The black wine bottle represents 3, the green one represents 5 while the wine glass represents 2 so the equation will be 3+2+2+5 = 12

The wine glass is half filled not full. So, it's 1 for each glass.

The answer is 25.

Red wine = 3
Champagne = 5
2 glasses of "half filled" drink = 2

3 + 2 x 5 = 25.

What if God was indirectly gifting you a phone through that means?

OriOko88:
And so what?? Who re the inhabitants of Lagos before?? Igbo?? Or Hausa?

There are igbos, Hausas, Yorubas, Ijaws, etc in Lagos, but, those places you mentioned above are mostly occupied by the Yorubas.

Ijora, Mushin, Okokomaiko, Awoyaya, Amukoko, Ajegunle, Iyana Ipaja, Ogombo, Oke afo... All these places are 85.768% inhabited by the Yorubas. While Ikoyi, Lekki, Victoria Island, Festac, Ago, are 90.487% inhabited by the Igbos and other sane ethnic groups.

Croatia will help us reduce noise pollution on 13th December. There will be sanity in the world after that day.

No sane Nigerian hates Peter Obi.

These places you mentioned are mostly inhabited by the Yorubas.