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Napata77:
AIR HEAD. India has 1.4 billion people, more people than ALL AFRICA, which has 1.2 billion people.

She also gained independence 20 years before most of Africa did.

WHY THE HELL would India not have more billionaires and more big companies than Nigeria when she has 7 times the Nigerian population?

Some of you are so stupid, it's unbelievable.

Tomorrow you will say you went to school.

So, it's now by population

How come Nigeria is not doing better or has more companies than South Africa and most African countries since Nigeria's population is bigger than all African countries?

MTN
Stanbic Merchant Bank of Nigeria
Power Giant
Multi choice
Eskom Nigeria
SAB miller

These are leading South Africa companies in Nigeria.

How many companies do you have in Nigeria, or outside Nigeria?

seanwilliam:
can you expatiate please ?

A simple and fulfilled life is luxury itself.




#NNTR, thanks for helping out.

Biafranodogwu55:
Luxury is the way....

Everybody wanna be fresh except maybe all those vanity urchins.

There's luxury in simplicity.

sometimes you try your best to mingle but people respond with straight faces.

Also the fact that I’m an introvert

An introvert that wants to mingle

What an oxymoronic statement.

Women constitute 87.786% problems we're facing in this world. Life would have been easier and sane without them.

BigYash:
Una just dey bomb Nairaland anyhow. All account opened in November.. Una well done o..

Funny enough, na one person dey control those accounts.

ahnie:
I have them wasting away Dm if you're in asaba make I pack them come give you.

Rich woman

The kind of love I want.

Virginprincess, I'm thinking of getting one for you this Christmas.

mariahAngel:
Maka gini?

Ama'm gi.

mariahAngel:
The agaracha husband no been see where Calabar girls dey before im marry im wife?
"Calabar girls! Calabar girls! Person no go hear word!
As if e pass edikang-ikong, afang, and knack!
When e reach to cheat, na that time una dey remember Calabar girls.

(Na only to think of ways to spite una sabi, forgetting say two can play una game!)

Obviously, you're jealous of calabar girls, Mariah

Na mumu dey buy gifts for Nigerian girlfriend.


In a situation, you found yourself buying a phone for your Nigerian girlfriend, endeavour you retrieve the phone back when the relationship is over. The phone is for the "Office of the Girlfriend", the next Girlfriend will have the phone. That's how it works, we're in a democracy.

Buhari will handover his official cars to the next president, Peter Obi. The cars are for the "Office of the President".

ahnie:
Premierlead should I upload more screenshots
.
I have B.sc in garnering evidence o.
I have them in quantum,and for the records you can clone my monicker for the 5th time.

I still have tons of your pms you sent to me.
I screenshoted all of them.
Your mentions too


You're not dealing with a doofus,I m a woman who cannot be pushed around,I know my worth and my onions.

You dey learn where I dey...I have bn on nairaland for the past 13yrs so trust me when I tell you that... you are dealing with someone far above your reach.

Remember how you served a ban...it was my doing.one wrong move again from you on my person,I would make sure you're ban for 10yrs.

Your ban would expire only when you run DNA on your daughter and you send screenshots as evidence only then will the mod unban you.

Ozua.

Annabel, you really need to be calming down. No go give yourself hbp unnecessarily.

ahnie:
Nwoke'm good morning, someone said I m a guy because of my character .
And he also said I m ynashing a moderator because my topics always hit fp

I no dey put mouth for "someone said" matter

ahnie:
Zonefree mummy has prepared am there delicious delicacy.
Oya coman and answer present.




Gloryhomemaker nice one.

This one will go well with correct chilled Heineken. Nice one Glory.

Thanks ahnie for the mention.

Tokskob2008:
Well as much as I don't like to dabble into anything spiritual or religious beliefs much, it might be real or not who knows........ but then why go to an electronic repairman's shop and pack a few thousand notes when the juju guy could simply go to the bank and make a deposit and use that same process to pack millions from the bank's vault or bullion van abi him never hear say newly designed Naira notes don dey outside LOL

The two places you can find the greatest juju are, Banks and Police station.

[quote author=ahnie post=118961215][/quote]No lele... You dey win. 1 - 0

ahnie:
Then he took the son of God to the highest pinnacle and said this to him....
Jump thou father in heaven would give the angels charge over you and thou will not hurt thy feet


Nwoke'm I get what you're trying to do.

So, I'm now the devil, okwaya?

ahnie:
I just burst in from Shiloh,maa hold my peace.

Shiloh shouldn't restrict one's level of vawulence.

ahnie:
Cc:
Zonefree
He authoritatively told me to keep kwayet.
Lolz see me shaking my feet.

Obey his command na

ahnie:
This nigga right right is zonefree

The man is at peace with her than with a virgin Nigerian girl.

Killbillz:
Naturally I wouldn't consider going out of my way just to make her comfy around me but I just decided to try it with this particular one at least for a change make I still see how to love them feels like. I really did accommodate alot of her bs that if any of my exes finds out they might think I'm under a spell. But then it was just a one time thing sha. I don't offer the privilege anymore

Your greatest mistake then...trying to make her comfortable around you. They're allergic to comfort, the reason you see most of them in an abusive relationship regularly.

ahnie:
Imagine me...one goat and 2 tubers of yam all because m dark skinned.
Daddyck you wee not make heaven.

He will make Heaven IJN.

DaddyCK:
So far & according to opinion poll result, we hav the following info for men dreamin about marrrraige:

LADY - DOWRY
1. Siofra - 1 Kingsize matarass plus bedsheet & moskito net
2. Sweetplum 1 skinn angry lookin y Cow plus grass
3. Wumi2017 (lightskin) - 3 cows/3goats + 4million naira (halfcast lookin wifey material)
4. Virginprincess (wifey material, cooks, wears mini sket, church goin, humble) - 8million naira upfront
5. Islandlady' (dakskin) - 1 life chicken!!
6. NairaQueen <<<< free give away due to stress & headache
7. Meobizy - 1 carton of Fanta plus indomie
8. Ahnie - 1 baby goat plus 2 yam
9. Iyatrustee - 8 bags of rice, 2 packet of indomie, 2 Brazilian wig, silk pyjamas, 1 Ankara, plus 500k (wifey material)
10. Lima98- Excercise book, pencil & crayon
11. Limaqueen98- English diktionary
12. Wordsfrombimpe - laptop

13. (13, bad lock nomba) Stargurl20 - Palmwine, bread & bitter leaf!!
^^^^^ Guys, this Stargurl20 is a no go area..don't even bother approaching am coz she will stress u out!!! (REAL TALK)

14 . Magnoliaa ((LGBT Nigeria feminist)) - NGN 4,000 naira (4k) deposit plus 1 box of yellow kolanut!!
15. businessgirl - 1 yam plus 2 boil egg
16 - AishaDant - Free package!!

Daddy, are the prices negotiable?

Killbillz:
I broke and bent all my personal rules, ways and convictions just to accommodate her. Even allowed myself to fall carelessly.

No matter how you love a Nigerian girl, never go beyond your capacity to please, satisfy or accomodate her shenanigans. These daughters of eve are so heartless that they don't value good deeds.


Learn to treat a Nigerian girl bad if you want to enjoy a sweet long lasting relationship with her. You'll lose her the moment you start being good to her. Nigerian girls don't like good men.

If your girlfriend always complain you're wicked, stingy, evil, inconsiderate..let it be known you're doing the right thing and on the right track.

Etochukwu should take a chill pill abeg.

Persephone1
Siofra
Candidlady
Virginprincess
Shalommy

Another year to try again.

Patosky4U:
Una don come with yeye talk again, na so some people say Senegal go chop England raw, we all know the of it

Funny enough, na this same OP created a thread how Senegal go take chop England raw

NigeriaIsGreat:
JAGABAN

Honestly speaking i can't comprehend the love i have for this man seriously

He is so sound and smart. He remains the smartest politician living now

I will choose JAGABAN over millions of naira any day any time. My love for JAGABAN is natural. You can't buy it with 1k mobilization fee for campaign

You'll choose a crook over millions of naira, yet you're begging for stipends for transportation.

You see why you urchins don't have sense. A man wey no send you even know about your existence is who will choose over millions of naira that will take you out of poverty. Smh

. I have said it before and I will say it again that all our facilities are red zones. Rifles are for criminals, not for hunting antelopes

So, Suleja prison is blue zone hence it was attacked and terrorists released

Na only mouth una get.

GOFRONT:
Wait oo.... No be virginprincess I dey see so??

Virginprincess is not a virgin, she can't be there.