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Broke and wretched nairaland evening newspapers forming nonsense for their papa!

Story!

All these motivational quotes must end this year!

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Semi finals

JasonScoolari:
Messi, please, one moment of magic.

Olule

Rich kid!

Any song from Speed Darlington.

Some times, evening newspapers are what we need to experience peace of mind.

She is all I want in a woman, beautiful, intelligent, loyal and faithful.

Guy, where you waka go see a Nigerian girl with all these attributes? God dey really ordain your footsteps

That Samsung S22 ultra spec is fuccking mad. Apple still dey trek abeg.

ChinemeremFidel:
It's legit

What model of car? Rolls Royce phantom

Oluneutral:
Cute baby.

No be today!
We did more than this when we were also toddlers, ours wasn't indomie though, it was garri. In an attempt to drink the soaked garri by ourselves, we usually ended up with pouring everything on our bodies, from head to toe, the remaining on the floor.

Nothing new jare, as it was, so it is, so shall it be. If there was social media then, we also would have trended.

Garri has been saving lives of young and old since 1867.

phorget:
Black mamba for sure.

Every black snake na Black mamba for Nairalanders

Sanwo Olu always looks like a forcing guy .

Just mind your business.

ahnie:
Lolz but igbokwe is a cute name jor.
So you love pet names abii.
Stop calling me Annabel,then I might just think of calling you zonnie.

Okay, no more Annabel.

What category 4:20 and 1759 fall?

Use 22 hours in a day to fear women if you really want to go far in this life.

ahnie:
Igbokwe,body sweet you this morning Sha o.
Something I should know?

Call me "Zonnie" first, then I'll tell you.

ahnie:
She wan use ham take cook soup
Igbokwe

No be only soup

Wetin you wan use the price achieve

sukkot:
i dont see that. age doesnt affect all womens looks. some women look better at 29 than at 20. anyway bro this aint no redpill thread.

I'm not talking about looks here,I'm talking about nutrients. There's no nutrient again in a 29-year-old Nigerian girl. You think Ned is mad to go for Regina

There's these freshness and tonic these young girls elude that freshen a dying man.

sukkot:
I WOULNT call women evening newspapers. the best women to get would be age 29 to 40 and over in some cases if you are really serious about settling down. all you guys who look for very young women are lowkey controlling narcissistic men.

A 29-year-old unmarried Nigerian woman is called Abokki newspaper. She must have exhausted her sweetness during her flower age. There's nothing to enjoy again in her, why settling with such demon?

So, in summary, Nigerian girls below the age of 24 are demonic while the evening newspapers should be embraced. Right?

Kollins11:
No matter what you do to be God's blessing this Christmas season, Never you give a useless Nigerian girl money or gift this Christmas season.

Make sure she work (fvck) for it before you give her money or gift this season.

BTW, I will be doing 30k giveaway to 6 guys (5k each) on this forum on 20th of this month.

The OP will be foolish not to take your heavenly advise.

Only hardworking Nigerian girls deserve the good things of life. All these hungry broke and wretched urgent 2k fish brains living in penury deserve pains and evil!

Aside feeling insecure, most beautiful women don't have sense.

Urchins are deadlier than nuclear weapons. They should be annihilated for a better Nigeria.

FullBlastLight:
I find d abv bland.

Cld u be expressive, a bit?

Chee59:
No

Fullblastlight, you see your life

In your quest to form familiarity, see how a girl wey no worth N120 bread take curve your pathetic azz.

The earlier you realise there's no good thing that will ever come from a Nigerian girl, the better for your sanity.

Expressive SIMP!

ahnie:
See wetin dey always cause our fracas....you nor dey ever hear word.
Small time,we go start fighting again.

Nwoke'm learn to respect ladies.

Ladies should learn to respect themselves first.

Btw, I enjoy fighting with you. I was born a fighter.

ahnie:
That's a sad one.
Where you go WEY make you forget say you dey cook rice?
Sorry you hear.

Was on call with one useless girl like that. I no go forgive her, aje

ahnie:
No qualms.
How the Thursday day go?

My jollof rice burn today as I dey cook. E pain me o