₦airaland Forum

Slice onions and be eating. It helps too.

I for one believe you didn't mistakenly swallow any toothpick. Na extreme hunger make you chop wood thinking it's suya. Na N500 suya and e no plenty .

Hollybratt:
Are you thinking what am thinking?

You're thinking dust, bruh

Anyone campaigning for PDP and APC in South East is just wasting his or her time. The whole of South East is locked down for Peter Obi and there's no going back.

Only God knows the kind plan Bobrisky had for Ifeanyi.

The truth is 95.762% of girls with big nyash don't have sense. Their nyash is their curse, that's why I love me slim girls with perpendicular ikebe.

immortalcrown:
Wetin go be go be.

If him go win the election, him go win.

If him go lose the election, him go lose.

Tinubu's L will be severe.

Is your mom on a date with someone too

Jijuo:
His juju is very strong, lol. Meanwhile, a Nigerian girl would have called him broke and all sorts of names.

You don't have to bring those demons to this beautiful thread.

SaharaReporters gathered that the two drivers were arrested on Tuesday morning for observing the seven days strike action called by JDWAN leadership.

I don't understand, are Lagos drivers now working for government? A driver with his personal bus say e no wan work today, and you're arresting him? Na by force? Na you buy motor for am? Is he working for Lagos government?

The dead man should learn to apply wisdom in his next life. At his age, he's still engaging in petty things of going to warn her daughter's toasters .

Not like the toaster came to the girl's house to look for her. He called the girl for a meeting, and the daughter being a foolish girl lured his dad to his death.

May we not give birth to girls that will take us to death!


God rest his soul.

Exmilitant:
There are billionaires in this country who are enjoying their wealth on a low key. E get why.

You're right but when their children die, no political party will suspend their activities.. that's the difference.

I'm thinking of resigning! My image is dented.

See this one

What nonsense image? Image that can't make you a billionaire so you can stop working for people . Die that useless image abeg!

PlayMaker14:
I noticed that bro, I have no option but ro dash him Rozross for FREE.

No bro. Wale is a real gentleman, Zzor will be too violent for him. If you must dash him woman, look outside Nairaland please.

Have money, e get why.

PlayMaker14:
You're doing well my brother and I also want to commend you for pitching tent with the Obidient family.

God bless you real good Odewale.

God bless Mr. Peter Obi.

God bless Chief James Onanefe Ibori.

Odewale is one of the few true Omoluabis we have here.

God bless you, Ore mi Odewale.

My President
Your President
Our President


God bless the young pilots and that beautiful damsel.

WibusJaga:
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His death would have been avoided if the pool was covered or cordoned off.

Still won't prevent death if it's knocking. No matter how careful you are, death is inevitable.

Na so one man survive building collapse for em construction site in the afternoon, in the evening, as he was making love to his wife, he kicked bucket.

Jokes aside, 98.621% of Nigerians will make Heaven. God no fit allow us suffer again for hell after experiencing Buhari and APC. Our God is not a partial God.

favinvest:
Wait o.. this is not north or South East oo..

It's getting closer..

We need to increase our prayers and security surveillance oo

Insecurity in Nigeria is like Agnes Nwamma. No region should sleep on it.

You need to stay alive for your family.

Your points are valid.

siofra:
Me now?

I've never been jilted before.

Agberos hardly dump their girlfriends.

flington4550:
God! Aunty Joy in some deep crazy shit mehn

Don't fear. God of fine girls will see her through.

Why addressing the nanny as "careless"

Una no address dbanj's wife as "careless"o


Una wan put everything for this poor girl head? E no good o

They should play the CCTV footage for us first before we ascertain if she's "careless".


God rest the little boy's soul and console the parents.

TheGidRedpiller:
The funny thing is that, THEY HAVE ALWAYS BEEN JILTED AND BITTER.

What you experience from modern feminists is the same thing you experience from ruthless rich men.

Rich men aren't ruthless because they have money, they are ruthless because they have ALWAYS BEEN, the money just further illuminated their traits!!

80% of modern day feminists have always wanted hit on men, they are just hiding behind feminism to achieve this goal and still attain unaccountable for them.
Feminism is a platform for modern women to be misandric and still be praised for it.

TRP IS GOLDEN!!

@bolded, you're right. Women are naturally rebellion. You will understand this better the moment you give a woman little chance to lead or express herself.

mizzhathaway:
Honestly,it wasn't..it just came like that

Then allow it to go like that so you can focus on your life. You shouldn't engage your flower age with relationship brouhaha . Love will get you killed or damaged.

HarlequinLekex:
All na eye service,some nairalanders will type Reqiuesat In Pace,RIP as usual.

Na you kill your boy so don't expect unwarranted consolations.

I hate eye service.


Mention me wrongly as a woman na ur menstruation will suffer am,as a man na your thing wey make u man go suffer am.What guff!!!

Hold on to God, He'll heal you.

Why are modern feminists mostly jilted and bittered women? You hardly see a happy feminist.



*Nairaland as a case study.

begoniaa:
This is not the parley or Parle G or whatever you were asking for o, but I couldn't agree more with this.

Time for parley is over. Na war dey reign now.

Una don come again

- Serene environment
- No Owomida
- No Up union
- No Omonile
- No "hold your change"
- No agbado
- No cassava


This is the developed Lagos before Thiéfnubu.