₦airaland Forum

Poorly scripted.

Baba dey smile cos he's 100% certain he'll be out soon.

E go tey before Redemption go come Nigeria. Peter Obi has a lot of work to do as President come 2023.

Pastor is a title. Your pastor cannot take you to Heaven. The race to Heaven is per head.

The President is from Katsina...same Katsina is the headquarters of banditry in Nigeria.

This is for those shouting Emilokan. Being with the presidency guarantees nothing.


Look beyond ethnicity when casting your vote, the President is from your region can't bring Dollar down to 100. Use your upper!

Home win and Ov 2.5.

Sweetplum:
It's a shameless man that ll be causing trouble in his home.
This is one of your most senseless posts.

In every household, there must always be a troublemaker. If the wife is the troublemaker, there'll never be peace in that household. But, if the husband is the troublemaker, that household will forever remain bliss and glorious.

Don't worry, a time will come in your life when you'll understand this.

Congratulations to our own.



Y'all will agree with me that Igbo Amaka.

Baba dey sip em tea with full confidence

As a man, learn to always be the trouble maker in your home.



Shalom.

youngZee23:
Girls can pretend for africa..they can do it for years till u get married then boom they will blow like bomb..it takes a strong man to catch them early

You're right, that's why whenever a girl is nice to me, I ditch her immediately. They're not programmed to be nice. I met one fine slim girl earlier this year, this girl was over nice. I come dey fear sef, I even asked her if she's sure she's a Nigerian, she said YES, I ditched her after 6 weeks after doing a background check on her.

A coded runs babe forming Ms Nice for sugar boy like me.

This Victor, your wahala don too much. Haba

densiks:
With sympathy for thr loss of his dear mother.
He's a horrible simp
Doing a diss song for a hoe?
How did he allow himself to get so messed up?

God bless you immensely for this.

I remembered when the SIMP knelt and proposed to this girl, he was feeling on top of the world. Now, Agnes Nwamma don reach em side, he's releasing diss song mugu!

In all you do, make sure you don’t marry a heartless person. Pray for my mental health,’’ he wrote.

Men will use their korokoro eyes and marry, after few months, same men will still come and be telling us trash.

Every sane man knows women are naturally heartless and self centered, that's how God created them. I mastered this during my elementary school days.

Expecting a Nigerian girl to put you and your family first before herself is foolishness. They're not wired that way.


Nonetheless, breakfast delayed is not breakfast denied.

See who Ronaldo wants to come and replace in Napoli

Ordinary Rashford dey bench Ronaldo talk more of Osimhen...that means Ronaldo go dey bench tire

Tinubuadvocate:
Who are you to be speaking on behalf of the good people of Delta state? Are you really okay.

So, it's only Owomida under bridge ticket sellers that have the right to speak on behalf of the good people of Delta state?

The highest APC will get in Delta state is 10%. Delta state is for Peter Obi and Okowa.


Btw, it's Ndokwa not Ndojwa.

To support an old thieving drug baron against young and vibrant men is insanity.


~Ababa.

Oro aside, what kind of shop demands your wife close it by 10pm? A married woman shouldn't be out alone by that time of the night considering the insecurity in the country presently.

I'll advice you use 5k from that 8k and stake 4 odds instead. Keep 3k for Garri incase the ticket cut.


Don't bother thanking me, what are Nairalanders for?

Divay22:
Simplicity is bliss to me..

I read that your first word as SIMPlicity and it doesn't make sense to me

No cause for alarm. That's just a sample of the packs of pant he's planning to get for you as Christmas present. You should be glad you have a caring husband.

God bless all caring husbands!

Pa Adebanjo we know. He's one of the few true Omoluabis. The other Pa should go and rest.

Southern unity is dead on arrival.

She should remain calm as we address the situation.

Candidlady:
Na jazz be this or what




What’s this

Varieties of dildos

Sex don scatter your life.. everything now looks like a sex object to you.

Four months is enough to produce about a trailer load of phones. A phone engineer using 4 months just to format a phone and you're still seeking for advise

Nothing will make me travel to the East during Christmas period.

The place you are presently is not safer than East. No where in Nigeria is safe again not even the capital city.

Obidients don't indulge in petty things.

E don do. Make una allow the little soul to rest in peace.

Congratulations to them.




Meanwhile, see Tinubu at 69

Massiveglory:
Bro what did you smoke this early morning?

I think it's wonder working weed at work.

The US university no get name

Seems Igboho is now bleaching his skin abi he applied Mary Kay