₦airaland Forum

TheSameGuy:
Nwamamaiwota are you?

He's a 43 years old man. He's like those men who disguise as women to lure men.

You should know the rest

I love and enjoy how "she" torments you here, especially, that "her" 'thunder scatter Tinubu' mantra

wehdone:
Very Nigerian. But an atypical Naija woman.

Unbelievable.

Blessedmercy8:
Why you come scatter pics everywhere still food never done?

The "burnt" plantain is how I like mine especially when pairing with ewa agoyin or pap.

I don't like rice and plantain combo for anything.

We're not here for what you like or what you don't like. Get yourself out of here before I vex!

garfield1:
Tinubu will get more than atiku

Not happening.

TheSameGuy:
This is rhetorical right.

One Dibia guy is monitoring me here, I think I've said much sef
Nwama....

I thought "Nwama..." is female

She is more like a mother to the family

Obviously

TheSameGuy:
I dey Ochanja market right now, I'm sourcing for what I'll need for tomorrow (Monday) as we'll be indoor all through because of the sit at home

Lol

Abeg where's ochanja market?

wehdone:
Lol... Na madam label everything. I've complained severally of not knowing what is what. So she labelled them so that I won't ask her for assistance when I'm cooking (I cook once in a while)

Wow..what a caring and loving madam. She's a Nigerian?

TheSameGuy:
Dino will soon do video to Insult Sowore

Ghetto politician, where have you been?

garfield1:
Igboland will bury atiku

We will bury Tinubu first.

BritishAirways:
what if they play draw

Chelsea will annihilate Arsenal this afternoon.

I'm interested to know why you labelled the salt? You share kitchen with people

Collect their money and vote for the right person.

Tinubu is the new ATM in town.

The funny thing, everybody is comfortable with high increase in commodities. No protest or rallies to express anger. Some are even gearing to vote APC again. Petrol was sold at 87 during last administration yet Nigerians protested.

Is it that APC is using jazz on Nigerians?

Are you jealous girls are dashing a hardworking guy money or you're a jealous he's hustling and not depending on anyone? What's your aim of creating this thread?

Looking at that bag of beans , y'all will agree with me she's a troublesome human being.

Any time a female worker starts banging those at the top of her office, this is how they behave.

Last week, I went to a POS stand to get some cash. I asked the girl if she accept transfer, she said yes. She gave me an account number, I did 5k transfer. Told her to give me money, she said I should wait for her Oga to call her. I showed her the debit alert , she refused. I even told her to call her Oga since the Oga is yet to call her, she said she no get airtime, that I should give her my phone to call her Oga or I should help recharge her phone. Na there I provoke immediately. I collected the POS machine and drop my phone number to her. Told her to call me when my money is ready.

Few hours later, the Oga called. I told him where to meet me. He came, he's a young fella starting life, it happens that he's banging the girl hence the girl is acting like that.

I told him he should stop mixing his business with pleasures, that if care is not taken, that demon he employed will run his business down. He thanked me, payed and I gave him the machine, he bounced.

I can recommend a good and gluttonous girl for you if you permit me. She's a Nairalander, just that she's mentally unstable, you can manage her like that.

Use the 500K and stake Chelsea to win Arsenal. You'll make 1M in 2 hours .

Tinubu sniffs drug for a living. Subjecting him to a drug test is a waste of taxpayers funds.

No one is saying anything about his oversized coat.

mariahAngel:
If I suggest beans now, some might say your own is too much. Every time, beans. but yeah. Beans.

A kg gas is N850. Beans consume enough gas and it's not good for the economy.

SeaTrade:
Foreign girls(westerns) are worse,trust me(from experience).
They're all into feminism(even somalis),have had threesomes and not domestic,plus high tendencies to kick you off all you've built prior meeting them.
I don't want to expose myself to such risk cos I Don too suffer for my life and any mishap now,I might as well just end it all.
I need something different,I don't even want all these so called educated class women(ssce is fine!).
I need someone homely I can spend my remaining years with,one I can cherish.
No be history book I dey find .

We don't have homely girls again in this country. The last homely girl died in 1969 during the civl war. We're left with liabilities like Candidlady, magnoliaa, Siofra, Jennyclay and Sweetplum.

Marriage without dating is invitation to doom.

BabaCommander:
If you must marry, marry someone who has the fear of God.

When love fails, and times are hard, the fear of God will keep the evil tendecies and human vice away.

This is the most hilarious post I've read this year .
Where person wan see a Nigerian girl that has the fear of God? Na God dey fear our Nigerian girls now

Use Nairaland girls as a case study.

It doesn't matter if she's from North, West, East or South...as long as she's a Nigerian, she's damaged automatically. Get your damaged liability and manage her like that.

Proudlyomonna:
Fresh Tomatoes and some scent leaves would have made the noodles finer.
I no dey like noodles wey no red for face.

Correct. You have taste for good food.

Isoko Amaka, this noodles no clear for eyes abeg. In my opinion, you don't deserve any knack tonight.

Ireportlive:
Don't blame the Dude many off this new girls use kayanmata

One has to be SIMPlified before the kayanmata becomes effective.

Candidlady:
Service was rendered but no payment


God will punish the man the OP anyone who supports the man

Service that both parties enjoyed? Who will now pay the man for the cum he wasted? Do you know what men go through during sperm production?

mariahAngel:
As in!
You no kuku get shame.
Onye akpiri ogologo di ka gi.
O kpa n'usekwu.

When it comes to good foods, my shame dey always leave me

100K and a laptop for a smelly kpekus?

The man even gave her 1k for transport..what a generous and benevolent man. May God continue to bless his hustle.


I love seeing men outsmarting women in this game. It makes me have hope in the redemption of SIMPle men.

gloryhomemaker:
Zonefree here we come, lunch is served.

Mariahangel, Ofe Owerri on today's menu.

I hope you like it.

I don already show before you invite me. I'm waiting for Mariah and the fufu

Idi too much Nne. God bless your household.

The mother of all soups is here.

Ofe Owerri and Okra soup are two soups my potential wife is permitted to cook in my house.

Nice one Glory. This soup don dey make me go marry

Onye na ejighi ego, ejila erila Ofe Owerri.


Mariahangel, oya bring fufu come abeg.

Bride price is for a virgin bride!

If you didn't meet her as a virgin, there'll be no need for you to stress yourself and pay exorbitant fees for something another guy collected with just meat pie and Fanta.