₦airaland Forum

All these won't matter in Heaven.

By all means, leave this country!

Nigeria Is not for sane minds.

All these are threat to human existence.

20-year-old demon!

ThatFairGuy1:
Why?
Don't you want Hudenyi?

A true Omoluabi will never deny his kinsman.

The shock Nigerian girls dey give me is enough already.

ThatFairGuy1:
We dash David Hudenyi to the East, he shouldn't identify with Yoruba.

Ghetto politician, you're not a true Omoluabi.

. climbing and dancing on my groin, very painful most times, and always landing me hot slaps most especially when he is angry or his mom went out without his knowledge

This is a joke, right?

Pikin wey you suppose flog nonsense comot from em body, you dey here dey lament

Wait till he graduate to using hard objects on you. Sissy parenting!

fman:
Poor mindset

One of Nairaland numerous audio billionaires!

fman:
pls explain the procedure wt write-up.
Sharwama don finish my money

Na ritualists dey afford sharwama now .

Untreated water, I guess.

nabiz:
bro good morning. Pls let's always try to sympathize we people no matter what, thanks

How can i sympathize with people that always claim to be better than me? They made me believe SW is mini heaven.

If this is what they call heaven, I'd rather sit out.

Are you sure this is Ogun State?

I thought SW is more developed than New Jersey?

Nawao, these sophisticated people go use media lies finish us. I was even thinking the whole of SW is adorned with marbles.

Useless penis and clitoris holders!

Knack, una dey form virgins...ndi ara!

etrange:
So? Bandits are already criminals. They also use unlicensed guns. Does that make it less illegal?

I'm sorry I don't have the answer to your question. I'm already on my 4th bottle. I no too dey sabi things when I high.

etrange:
She looks beautiful, but I thought this was illegal? Can't remember, but I read somewhere civilians are not allowed to put on military outfits in Nigeria.

Military outfits wey bandits dey use flex

Latashia:
LET LADIES RULE!! See how hot and beautiful she looks with that uniform

That's good. Now, let her enter forest and start chasing bandits and terrorists. That's what RULERS do.

MITCHELL96:
It's all his, he can do whatever he likes.

Meanwhile, some Nigerian girls, just merely touching below their navel region, your hand don begin dey smell like crayfish dem soak 7 days for water.

Some Nigerian girls aren't worth fingering, yuck!

The smell from an average Nigerian girl kpekus can power 5 communities in TOTO local government, Nasarawa.

They now want to start hoarding ordinary Hug wey we dey manage...wetin man fit benefit from this gender biko nu

Princeoflagos10:
Lol...Osun will not be the same like week result brr...Oyo will vote him in massively...though GSM is surely winning re-election,forget he his winning lagos..

Osun result is a reflection of what will happen in 2023. People are tired of APC and their demonic government.

You're not romantic but you kneel down dey beg woman to be your responsibility.
You're not romantic but you follow woman enter studio go snap pre abi post proposal studio photos.

Comical SIMP!

Princeoflagos10:
You might be right...but for tinubu not to get 60% in his region...that's unimaginable brr

He can't get up to that.

PDP got two States in SW.
Peter Obi got strong base in Lagos.
Yoruba Christians will revolt against MM ticket.
Peter Obi got Igbos in SW also.

Where and how will Tinubu get 60%?

Princeoflagos10:
Nah...tinubu will do at least 65% in SW brr

Aside Peter Obi in South East, no presidential candidate will get up to 65% in any zone.

South East 8%
South South 9%
South West 35%

That's 17% in the whole of South.

To defend failure is one of the hardest jobs on earth.

Enjoyment no get restrictions.

KingKO22:
They have started defending failure


If this happens to any SW governor, hell would let lose

This shouldn't be your concern in any way.

God don commot hand for Nigeria matter since.

Obaseki should respect himself. I didn't support "Edo no be Lagos" to see innocent and essential workers retrenched from their job.

These essential workers are beneficial to us than all these pretenders in the name of "Girlfriends" lurking around every corner of the country. Any move to suspend our happiness will be met with stiff resistance.

Mr Governor, use your head.

To my beloved industrious and energetic ladies, stay strong...all these will soon be over, it's just a phase. Much love from Owerri. We're in this together.