₦airaland Forum

Romanoff:
You be born again?

How do you justify a born again?

doggedfighter:
You want to open office on head


I am looking for those ones that serve Jolliffe rice and chicken ; D

Abeg if you see, DM me... E don tey wey I chop chicken

Romanoff:
If you're a born again Christian, you wouldn't be asking this question.

If na wife you dey find go church, devil fit package one of him daughters give you.

Go to church for the right reasons.

Na only person wey wey get discernment fit marry better spouse.

Me wey discernment full my body, how come I never see better spouse?

Cos it's not easy to be rich. To make and sustain riches is a skill and not everyone posses that skill.

I realize this the first time I made my first million. That's why I'll continue to respect Dangote, it's not easy at all.

You should be grateful they didn't harvest your organs.

Stop fornication!

Totilopussylick:
What I like about my best friends.

We smoke weed together

We crack jokes together

We cry together

We laugh together

We are there for each other in times of needs.

Cry together

Wetin dey make una cry?

Juliet751:
Lolz

No be laughing matter. God will bless that Church and the Pastor in charge that day. They really saved a hungry soul.

Two broke people no dey help each other.

As I am broke like this, nothing concern me with broke and wretched Nigerian girls. I've stopped giving them access to my glorious gbola cos they don't deserve and value it.

IMOLE.


I'm glad Davido did not reply Portable. Super eagles can never play with falcons.

MufasaLion:
Keep lying.

Check their website, guy.

My first time of going to RCCG, they gave me malt with 2 gala.

How they take know say hunger wan finish me that day is what I don't understand. The next Sunday, I went with two of my friends. Gratitude is a debt that should never be owed.

MufasaLion:
Where did you get your statistics from?

NOA 2021.

Yungmil:
Wow nice is good we say some good things too

They're the best. I can always count on them to deliver even when there's scarcity of innocent leaf in town.

I have no business with Church girls. I'd rather marry a girl I met in a pub than a girl I met in Church.

96.364% of Nigerian girls above 28 years constantly in Church are retired oloshos looking for retirement plan.

They are always handy and efficient when I'm short of blunts. The way they deliver is orgasmic. My God will continue to bless them and their families.

Agbado and cassava analysis.

So, Aregbe should ditch national assignment to attend ordinary party assignment? He's a minister of the federation not minister of APC affairs.

Na small boy dey worry you...you'll grow over it.

shege45:
���prick get education? I wonder how some of una dey reason

Help me ask them my brother

Are they all not prostitutes?

Your girl is only yours when she's with you. As long as you're lashing a Nigerian girl, there's 98.3098% chance you're lashing olosho.

So, why do you constant broke shame men here since you're broke asf?

czarr:
Bro let me be honest with you...
It's either this never happened or your girlfriend is a slut(no offense)....and she carries herself like she is into runs.

Nobody would find it easy to do that to a decently dressed and well behaved girl who doesn't give out that ashawo vibes. Do you think that the guy would risk his job if he is not 90perceñt sure of the green light he is getting from your girl.

You girl is probably already banging another guy in her office and that guy wanted to try his luck too.

You be correct OG.

The girl is already lashing different guys for office.

MufasaLion:
I am not here to debate or insult Nigerian women, if that's your aim. If you can't have intellectual conversations, then don't qoute me again.

I wasn't planning to engage you further.

MufasaLion:
Where did he write that he wants no kids? And when since having kids become the only reason for marriage?

Aside procreation, what's the essence of marriage with a Nigerian girl?

Why then did you get married since you don't want children?

You never talk wetin be your problem.

ThatFairGuy1:
I'm quoting online APC member .

His relevance has already shown

Still doesn't matter. Plus him minis him, PDP will still win. Generally, Nigerians are tired of APC and their hardship.


IMOLE to the real Omoluabis!

Shop - N2,000,000

Car - N1,500,00

Phone - N650,000

Total = N4,150,000

On a fish brain

ThatFairGuy1:
My mentor is on his own abeg.

He has no Political value so he has to refrain, he's not even in Nigeria.

I'm tempted to believe someone hacked your account.

ThatFairGuy1:
I'm very good. Osun election isn't our concern, we don't take it to heart

Your mentor Aregbe betrayed Osun APC... Too bad

ThatFairGuy1:
Okay

My good friend ghetto politician, hope you're fine? Please stay away from cohesive substance. I love you bro.

Tinubu will have my vote if only he promise to declare SIMPs as terrorists!