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Fashion › Re: Lady Wears 2 Different Shoes To A Shopping Mall (Photo) by zoomman(m): 3:29pm On Apr 11, 2017
joseph1832:
I honestly was more focused on her behind. grin
You beat me to it angry
Career › Re: ICAN Study Pack - All Levels- All Subjects Officially Out by zoomman(m): 2:06pm On Apr 10, 2017
agrovick:
Alright then, have a great Sunday
Hello, i really need your help on ican pack for MGE,PSAF,FR AND PM, My email address-wonderfemi@yahoo.com.

God Bless.
Investment › Re: Corper Remanded In Kirikiri Prisons For Using Employers N3.5m For MMM, Twinkas by zoomman(m): 7:11pm On Apr 09, 2017
gabazin080:
nigerians are the most gullible set of people in the world.

i dont pity anyone who looses money to any ponzi scheme
Ur a Nigerian meaning ur also gullible.....
Politics › Re: Dino Melaye's ABU Statement Of Results (Photo) by zoomman(m): 8:48am On Mar 25, 2017
NgeneUkwenu:
These are the pertinent questions begging for answers:

These Are For The Institution, He Claimed To Have Graduated:

1. How come someone with deficiencies in several subjects including The Said Geography, was given admission to Study Geography?

2. Did the paraded statement of result by Dino emanate from you?

3. If YES to number 2, How come it bears BA instead of Bsc?

4. What is delaying you from issuing a Statement to clarify the issues as being sorted by different media organizations?


Questions For Dino Melaye:

1. Why are you still parading ordinary statement of result, 20 years after graduation? What happened to Certificate Awarded to you, if any by the University?

2. Why do you keep changing your names from one stage to another?

3. Dino, You claimed to have served in Kaduna State in 1999, how come the paraded discharge Certificate is bearing 2001? Did you serve Nigeria for 3 years?

4. Why have you not responded to the foreign institutions who had denied your claimed status with them?
OYAMILENU BROS.........
Romance › Re: List Of Things A Guy First Sees In A Lady Before He Walks Up To Woo Her by zoomman(m): 5:41am On Mar 17, 2017
subtlemee:
..and I have none of this,no wonder why I don't have any toaster cry
Well noted
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Best 100 Companies To Work For In Nigeria - By Jobberman by zoomman(m): 4:51pm On Mar 13, 2017
[quote author=ednut1 post=54548874]no PWC but KPMG is there, abeg gerahere[/quote

Can u just imagine that...........lubbish
TV/Movies › Re: "Kemen Was Evicted Because BBNaija Is A Cult With Secrets" - Lady Claims by zoomman(m): 6:07am On Mar 09, 2017
Akshow:
Chai! Kemen don enter one chance.


In other news, psg is the most useless team on earth. How can u throw away a four goals lead?
Dem useless pass Arsenal sef....
Romance › Re: What Do You Now Regret Doing For Your Ex? by zoomman(m): 5:45pm On Mar 08, 2017
vicben27:
sure money is the in thing, but. der are few ladies who ar still well behaved well der ar qualities i look out for b4 even. askin a lady out! i dnt even dated girls i cant control to some extent, i dnt shear. my woman wit any niga! women are easy to manupulate only if u understand dem! treat her right buy are gifts once in while ,take her out! tell her hw u feel. , gud sex. n a little pocket money at regular intervals shez all ur but after doin all dis n she still dosnt. appreciate , give her a life time F"uck n. dump her ass!
Now you are talking bro.....
Romance › Re: What Do You Now Regret Doing For Your Ex? by zoomman(m): 4:31pm On Mar 08, 2017
vicben27:
as i'll alway say my woman is my woman i dnt see y my best frnd shud b unecessarily close to her i dnt take dat shit i often warn any lady am dating about respecting such boundries n datz one of my secret to a sucessful relationship! d niga shud stick to his bae! period
In economics ur statement is Normative but with the way things are now in this modern era ladies don't value love...Money is the real deal... only few go for love...
Business › Re: Three Banks To Take Over Etisalat Nigeria Over N541.8 Billion Debt by zoomman(m): 11:05am On Mar 08, 2017
ShitHead:
Sounds so SEXUAL...Threesomee on Etisalat. WOW!!! This is fun.
It's foursome, u didn't add d foreign bank....sounds so Gooood.....
TV/Movies › Re: Why Kemen Must Sue Big Brother! by zoomman(m): 4:32am On Mar 07, 2017
pressplay411:
A chilled Orijin would do. grin
And two plates of hot snake pepper soup to go with....you nailed it
Romance › Re: Ladies Can You Marry A Man That Earns 100k Monthly!?..(get In Here) by zoomman(m): 8:54pm On Mar 06, 2017
coolesmile:
If your husband loses his 300k job after wedding, will you divorce him?

Things do change. So that man earning 300k monthly today may be jobless tomorrow. What then do you do?
OYAMILENU......
Romance › Re: What Do You Now Regret Doing For Your Ex? by zoomman(m): 7:40am On Mar 05, 2017
introducing her to my best friend who latter betray me and elope with her......it spoil our long time friendship and relationship....though theirs didn't last long but i still curse the day i did it......i felt betrayed used and dumped.....but now when i look back at it i smile and the same time fear gals.....they aint loyal......
Career › Re: How Much Do UBA Customer Service Officers Earn Per Month? by zoomman(m): 9:35am On Mar 04, 2017
Damoche10:
A taxi driver earns more than that a month. But if there is going to be any family function, it is that bank staff the family will meet not the taxi driver........Open your eyes.
Note: Averagely in a day, a taxi driver takes home 6 or 7k. Do the maths.
Even at that have you put into consideration the number of fees driver pays per day, police will collect, fueling, food, sundry expenses and even association fee, when you calculate all that u will see d difference. Secondly market ain't d same all d time dre will be highs and lows in income so do d maths.
Food › Re: Peak Milk And Dano Milk Battle Each Other On Twitter. See What Happened by zoomman(m): 6:17am On Feb 13, 2017
subtlemee:
Funny...but peak has a way of making somebody fart anyhow tongue though non can beat its taste
That's y it's called peak.....
Romance › Re: 14 Things You Would Hear When You Catch Her Cheating by zoomman(m): 6:24am On Feb 08, 2017
Reiyvinn:
Last Bullet:

Hoes will be hoes u give them attention, love, money, family,
security, loyalty, gifts and send them sweet messages
everyday but that is never enough lol they go cheat on you
with an idiot then comeback to you and realise that they
fvcked up coz the dude they cheated on you with is as
fvcked up as they are. Don't give them kids, don't put a ring
on they finger fvck them and pass them on to your homies.


cool cool cool cool cool
You deserve orijin....Abeg how many you want? make I arrange am for you?
Romance › Re: Hilarious Ways To Break Up Before Valentine Day by zoomman(m): 6:16pm On Feb 06, 2017
I told you I hate cat and ds past sunday I saw you cat walking to church....you r too stubborn...infact it's over....
Sports › Re: #glocafawards2016: Full List Of Winners by zoomman(m): 4:35pm On Jan 06, 2017
Funjosh:
Is that an award night or a music concert undecided undecided undecided
Oyamilenu......... huh
Career › Re: What Prominent Achievement Did You Make In 2016? Share With Us by zoomman(m): 11:14pm On Dec 31, 2016
I took two step backward in my life early this year and towards d end of d year, miraculously, my step and level move up by six steps forward.... hopefully 2017, it will be TEN over TEN.....
Sports › Re: Eagles Slip In FIFA Ranking by zoomman(m): 7:39am On Dec 24, 2016
Osinachi undecided
Politics › Re: Court Declines To Release Nnamdi Kanu, Others On Bail by zoomman(m): 2:32am On Dec 02, 2016
Make them free ds man now....
Politics › Re: ICPC Recovers 103 Exotic Vehicles Looted By Government Officials by zoomman(m): 10:55am On Nov 27, 2016
thesicilian:
Its like you took the words right out of my brain. We keep hearing of recovered properties daily but we're still looking around hopelessly for who to borrow us billions of dollars. Doesn't add up.
Oyamilenu.....
Romance › Re: Nigerian Ladies Share Their Public Harassment Stories by zoomman(m): 10:15pm On Nov 25, 2016
Masikay:
I swr. All pervs. One time I was in the market, one guy just kept on following me and calling me Cynthia. I turned round to insult his stupid ass, he just stretched his hand and touched my boobs. Asin, actually touched them. I was so surprised, I mean, usually they just give you eye and say something stupid, I'd never had anyone touching me before.
I was goin to slap him, but he was huge asin, so huge, so I just eyed him and carried my small self away. Irritating pervs. All of them
Your bf or ur hubby to be r basically perverts since ur generalizing d subject....
Politics › Re: I Am PDP Candidate, Nobody Can Stop Me – Jimoh Ibrahim by zoomman(m): 11:54am On Nov 24, 2016
Collenshy2020:
Loser.
YOU MEAN SORE LOSER.
Sports › Re: FIFA U-20 Women's World Cup: Nigeria Vs Spain 2 - 1 (Full Time) by zoomman(m): 9:11am On Nov 20, 2016
They won even if they didn't qualify......6points should av won a group in a normal competition but as it stands thumb up to u gals.......u gave em all u gat even though preparation for this tournament was nothing to write up about......God bless nigeria
Events › Re: Tell Me Your Birthday And I'll Tell You About You by zoomman(m): 5:13pm On Nov 19, 2016
prettythicksme:
Jan31,1980. grin
Finally av seen ma month and day mate,,,,,,,,,,unfortunately not ma year mate embarassed
Christianity Etc › Re: Thank God For One Thing In Your Life by zoomman(m): 11:11am On Oct 16, 2016
I thank God for restoring my health, For providing me with a better job when have already lost hope, for letting me to know my real friends when I was with nothing, and for his grace.....Am so grateful LORD.
Sports › Re: Rohr Releases List Of Invited Players For 2018 World Cup Qualifiers by zoomman(m): 7:41pm On Sep 23, 2016
Smily202:
cheesy grin grin. Rohr knows that in Nigeria , its only Igbos and SS that knows how to play football. Thanks God u are foreigner , NFA would have control u like a puppet and carry all the almajiris that dont know thier left and right full the squad.

Igbo are ballers, because it is widely believed that they take football more seriously. Another thing that came to my mind is that the Igbos are business-oriented, and one fast way to big money is through football everyone can testify for that On likes of Kelechi, Mikel etc.
I pray you don't pass your mentality to your offspring coz if it continues like this, GOD help us all....But lemme remind you...This is NIGERIA....GREAT PEOPLE...ONE NATION...the Earlier you know this, The better...this is not an insult, it's just the fact of life......
Romance › Re: Man Buys Condoms From His Ex-Girlfriend To "Punish Her" by zoomman(m): 7:02am On Sep 09, 2016
ZeeAfrica:
it seems u have only came across weak ladies honey. Otherwise keepo foolin yoself. Wen i close dat door, no amount of stupid behaviour can make me open it, n de same applies to a million of ladies out there
Which door precisely?? Ladies Generally has Emotion even if it doesn't show physically, but deep down hmmmmm, it's well
Travel › Re: Passengers Stranded As Aero Contractors Airlines Suspends Operation (photos) by zoomman(m): 7:03am On Sep 01, 2016
sofiabelgrade:
Na night bus levels now.
As he dey hot, but the fear of Night Bus now is the beginning of wisdom self coz of the high rate of road accident Lately, it's scary embarassed
Politics › Re: Police AIG Summons Case Files Of Man Who Named His Dog ‘Buhari’ by zoomman(m): 12:58pm On Aug 21, 2016
Budget padding is there nothing is done about it, Saraki issue is on hold, Corruption charges Levied against high and mighty is there nobody is talking about it...The rich are getting richer even when the money is via corruption...if a common man steals phone,chicken, 200niara he will be jailed or killed via jungle justice.....How can I be a slave in my own country, no freedom of expression.....now if I name my Cat or Dog Saraki or buhari I will be jailed......Which way Nigeriahuh?
Sports › Re: Nigeria's Quadri Bashes Chinese Chuang Chihyuan 4-0 To Advance To Round Of 16 by zoomman(m): 9:49am On Aug 09, 2016
This tori don old na, he is through to the quarter final, he beat the German to advance to the quarter final where he will face anoda Asian opponent, I just hope and pray he makes it to the Medal stages........Go for Gold guys...Up 9ja

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