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PoliticsRe: Shehu Sani Name Missing As Mass Exodus Hits APC by zsamorano(m): 10:43pm On Jul 24, 2018
Ugo Egbujo wrote on Sinators who defected just now.
Juiblate not PDP.
The cake you grabbed today is the cake you have been eating for three years. You
have actually been the defacto majority party.
Take time out and welcome the mercenaries in your midst. It's good you now know
your name is synonymous with filth. Change it as soon as you can.
Don't celebrate PDP. The electoral map cannot be changed by a motley of
weightless politicians seeking self survival. The odds are firmly stacked against you.
Yes Kwankwaso will come with votes. And Kwara was already yours since you lured
Saraki into eating the forbidden fruit. But a thousand Missaus, Monsurats, Melayes
will fetch you only a spittle.
Atiku will come with tons of money. But he cant deliver Adamawa. and if you don't
pick him he will retire to the sidelines.
Kwara will be fought for. Saraki's hold on it will be ruthlessly tested. Gombe will be
contested too.
And when you name your presidential candidate we will know what Kwankwaso can
do for him in Kano. Shehu Sani will come to you with poems and nothing more.
Hankuyi is with you already. Their hearts have been with you for years.
But you know you may lose Delta. And AkwaIbom is now in the mix.
If you don't give Turaki your ticket you will struggle for money like Fayose. Wike will
have a fight in Rivers he may not have money to finance battle ground states
outside Rivers.
Make your noise PDP. But don't let it linger. Benue was yours since the killer
herdsmen came with fury. So you can as well have Ortom. But the ruling party is
not sleeping. You lost Ondo and lost Ekiti. You may lose in Osun.
APC may be lighter but fitter without the moles. Members of house of
representatives will defect too. But they cant alter 2019 significantly.
Oshiomhole is a handful. Secondus is a puppet. Do not merry . Hurry and raise a
presidential candidate. If you choose Dankwanmbo then you will need crowd
funding. And for crowd funding you will really need a new name.
But what can a new name really do. Nigerians still know Kingsway road Ikoyi and
Douglas Road Owerri. Your old name will stick with stench.
And let me tell you. Your majority will yield nothing besides high fives. The budget is
settled. The elections are 6 months away. The NASS will go on recess. When they
resume in October they will be too preoccupied with elections to do anything.
Buhari is simply unimpeachable till February.
Dance all you want PDP supporters. You have grieved for too long. Have a little joy
before your grief returns in 2019
PoliticsRe: Shehu Sani Name Missing As Mass Exodus Hits APC by zsamorano(m): 10:42pm On Jul 24, 2018
ELTON123:
buhari e no go better for you oooo sad
ode....person wey don become president
PoliticsRe: Atiku Reacts To The Siege Laid On Saraki And Ekweremadu's Residences by zsamorano(m): 9:49pm On Jul 24, 2018
Ugo Egbujo wrote on Sinators who defected just now.
Juiblate not PDP.
The cake you grabbed today is the cake you have been eating for three years. You
have actually been the defacto majority party.
Take time out and welcome the mercenaries in your midst. It's good you now know
your name is synonymous with filth. Change it as soon as you can.
Don't celebrate PDP. The electoral map cannot be changed by a motley of
weightless politicians seeking self survival. The odds are firmly stacked against you.
Yes Kwankwaso will come with votes. And Kwara was already yours since you lured
Saraki into eating the forbidden fruit. But a thousand Missaus, Monsurats, Melayes
will fetch you only a spittle.
Atiku will come with tons of money. But he cant deliver Adamawa. and if you don't
pick him he will retire to the sidelines.
Kwara will be fought for. Saraki's hold on it will be ruthlessly tested. Gombe will be
contested too.
And when you name your presidential candidate we will know what Kwankwaso can
do for him in Kano. Shehu Sani will come to you with poems and nothing more.
Hankuyi is with you already. Their hearts have been with you for years.
But you know you may lose Delta. And AkwaIbom is now in the mix.
If you don't give Turaki your ticket you will struggle for money like Fayose. Wike will
have a fight in Rivers he may not have money to finance battle ground states
outside Rivers.
Make your noise PDP. But don't let it linger. Benue was yours since the killer
herdsmen came with fury. So you can as well have Ortom. But the ruling party is
not sleeping. You lost Ondo and lost Ekiti. You may lose in Osun.
APC may be lighter but fitter without the moles. Members of house of
representatives will defect too. But they cant alter 2019 significantly.
Oshiomhole is a handful. Secondus is a puppet. Do not merry . Hurry and raise a
presidential candidate. If you choose Dankwanmbo then you will need crowd
funding. And for crowd funding you will really need a new name.
But what can a new name really do. Nigerians still know Kingsway road Ikoyi and
Douglas Road Owerri. Your old name will stick with stench.
And let me tell you. Your majority will yield nothing besides high fives. The budget is
settled. The elections are 6 months away. The NASS will go on recess. When they
resume in October they will be too preoccupied with elections to do anything.
Buhari is simply unimpeachable till February.
Dance all you want PDP supporters. You have grieved for too long. Have a little joy
before your grief returns in 2019
PoliticsRe: Olisa Metuh Laughing In Ekweremadu's House (Photo) by zsamorano(m): 9:47pm On Jul 24, 2018
Ugo Egbujo wrote on Sinators who defected just now.
Juiblate not PDP.
The cake you grabbed today is the cake you have been eating for three years. You
have actually been the defacto majority party.
Take time out and welcome the mercenaries in your midst. It's good you now know
your name is synonymous with filth. Change it as soon as you can.
Don't celebrate PDP. The electoral map cannot be changed by a motley of
weightless politicians seeking self survival. The odds are firmly stacked against you.
Yes Kwankwaso will come with votes. And Kwara was already yours since you lured
Saraki into eating the forbidden fruit. But a thousand Missaus, Monsurats, Melayes
will fetch you only a spittle.
Atiku will come with tons of money. But he cant deliver Adamawa. and if you don't
pick him he will retire to the sidelines.
Kwara will be fought for. Saraki's hold on it will be ruthlessly tested. Gombe will be
contested too.
And when you name your presidential candidate we will know what Kwankwaso can
do for him in Kano. Shehu Sani will come to you with poems and nothing more.
Hankuyi is with you already. Their hearts have been with you for years.
But you know you may lose Delta. And AkwaIbom is now in the mix.
If you don't give Turaki your ticket you will struggle for money like Fayose. Wike will
have a fight in Rivers he may not have money to finance battle ground states
outside Rivers.
Make your noise PDP. But don't let it linger. Benue was yours since the killer
herdsmen came with fury. So you can as well have Ortom. But the ruling party is
not sleeping. You lost Ondo and lost Ekiti. You may lose in Osun.
APC may be lighter but fitter without the moles. Members of house of
representatives will defect too. But they cant alter 2019 significantly.
Oshiomhole is a handful. Secondus is a puppet. Do not merry . Hurry and raise a
presidential candidate. If you choose Dankwanmbo then you will need crowd
funding. And for crowd funding you will really need a new name.
But what can a new name really do. Nigerians still know Kingsway road Ikoyi and
Douglas Road Owerri. Your old name will stick with stench.
And let me tell you. Your majority will yield nothing besides high fives. The budget is
settled. The elections are 6 months away. The NASS will go on recess. When they
resume in October they will be too preoccupied with elections to do anything.
Buhari is simply unimpeachable till February.
Dance all you want PDP supporters. You have grieved for too long. Have a little joy
before your grief returns in 2019
PoliticsRe: Fayose Visits Saraki And Ekweremadu In Abuja After Security Siege. Photos by zsamorano(m): 9:46pm On Jul 24, 2018
Ugo Egbujo wrote on Sinators who defected just now.
Juiblate not PDP.
The cake you grabbed today is the cake you have been eating for three years. You
have actually been the defacto majority party.
Take time out and welcome the mercenaries in your midst. It's good you now know
your name is synonymous with filth. Change it as soon as you can.
Don't celebrate PDP. The electoral map cannot be changed by a motley of
weightless politicians seeking self survival. The odds are firmly stacked against you.
Yes Kwankwaso will come with votes. And Kwara was already yours since you lured
Saraki into eating the forbidden fruit. But a thousand Missaus, Monsurats, Melayes
will fetch you only a spittle.
Atiku will come with tons of money. But he cant deliver Adamawa. and if you don't
pick him he will retire to the sidelines.
Kwara will be fought for. Saraki's hold on it will be ruthlessly tested. Gombe will be
contested too.
And when you name your presidential candidate we will know what Kwankwaso can
do for him in Kano. Shehu Sani will come to you with poems and nothing more.
Hankuyi is with you already. Their hearts have been with you for years.
But you know you may lose Delta. And AkwaIbom is now in the mix.
If you don't give Turaki your ticket you will struggle for money like Fayose. Wike will
have a fight in Rivers he may not have money to finance battle ground states
outside Rivers.
Make your noise PDP. But don't let it linger. Benue was yours since the killer
herdsmen came with fury. So you can as well have Ortom. But the ruling party is
not sleeping. You lost Ondo and lost Ekiti. You may lose in Osun.
APC may be lighter but fitter without the moles. Members of house of
representatives will defect too. But they cant alter 2019 significantly.
Oshiomhole is a handful. Secondus is a puppet. Do not merry . Hurry and raise a
presidential candidate. If you choose Dankwanmbo then you will need crowd
funding. And for crowd funding you will really need a new name.
But what can a new name really do. Nigerians still know Kingsway road Ikoyi and
Douglas Road Owerri. Your old name will stick with stench.
And let me tell you. Your majority will yield nothing besides high fives. The budget is
settled. The elections are 6 months away. The NASS will go on recess. When they
resume in October they will be too preoccupied with elections to do anything.
Buhari is simply unimpeachable till February.
Dance all you want PDP supporters. You have grieved for too long. Have a little joy
before your grief returns in 2019
PoliticsRe: Ekiti 2018 Governorship Election Results: INEC Official Announcement Updates by zsamorano(m): 1:00am On Jul 15, 2018
Fayemi don win oooooooo, congrats. I know PDP and co won't like dis
Christianity EtcRe: Marriage List Of True Vine Power House Ministry, Warri To Intending Couples by zsamorano(m): 12:46am On Jul 15, 2018
How I wan con marry now....when list don full ground. God shocked
PoliticsRe: Ekiti 2018 Governorship Election Results: INEC Official Announcement Updates by zsamorano(m): 12:39am On Jul 15, 2018
God win.... wink
SportsRe: Gabriel Jesus Was Painting The Streets 4 Years Ago For World Cup by zsamorano(m): 3:18pm On Jun 18, 2018
I live the moment, i live for today, tomorrow belongs to GOD....all is well!
PoliticsRe: Uche Secondus Kneels Down And Prays Every Morning In His Office (Photo) by zsamorano(m): 7:57pm On Jun 14, 2018
streamsofjoy:
I was with u until u involved the pastor.
truths hurt..... grin grin
PoliticsRe: Uche Secondus Kneels Down And Prays Every Morning In His Office (Photo) by zsamorano(m): 7:52pm On Jun 14, 2018
Viking007:
100000000 likes.
thanks...to front page pls
PoliticsRe: Uche Secondus Kneels Down And Prays Every Morning In His Office (Photo) by zsamorano(m): 7:51pm On Jun 14, 2018
akdjr:
You are well informed about the societal ills. I wish our people who has been brainwashed can receive sense from this. I wouldn't mind if a video of this can be done and go viral.
thanks...help move it to front page please
PoliticsRe: Uche Secondus Kneels Down And Prays Every Morning In His Office (Photo) by zsamorano(m): 7:46pm On Jun 14, 2018
streamsofjoy:
But that's the real truth my sister.... wink
I was with u until u involved the pastor.
PoliticsRe: Uche Secondus Kneels Down And Prays Every Morning In His Office (Photo) by zsamorano(m): 6:17pm On Jun 14, 2018
*Irony of Life in Nigeria*
Rich man marries and have 4 children. Poor man marries and start mass production of children that he can't afford to train because the only thing that gives poor man joy is the body of his wife.
The country has beaten him to the level that sex is his only idea of enjoyment.

Politicians steal your money, sleep with your wife and girlfriends and sister, make sure you don't go to school, even when you struggle to, he makes sure you don't finish on time let alone getting a job.

He sends his children to the best schools abroad so they will take over from him when he is done playing with your future.

He initiates a poverty alleviation program, videos himself cutting tapes during the mounting of an electric pole. He gives you N4000, bags of rice at rallies and arms to fight his opponents.

He paints the roads and puts Street lights when there are no light in your home. You hail him!

He spends millions on billboards of his fake projects, hires the best PR experts to keep you drooling with hunger and uninformed and keep on doing damages to your common sense. You defend him.

Second tenure, no jobs, no food, the N4000 has finished and the bag of rice wasting in the pit of your toilet. He must recover the billions he spent buying your votes. For he is not qualified to lead but you qualified him.

You start making use of the guns he bought you. You kill the poor like yourself who is suffering the effects of the N4000 and bag of rice that you took. You try to Kidnap his friends, their police orderlies fire back at you.

His friends tell him that there is insecurity in town and it will affect their mobilization for him for second term.
He shouts ahhhh, second tenure is like the second round of sex that puts one to sleep after, except, perhaps, he works for vivid entertainment or one of those Hollywood porn industries.
He complains of lack of security to the commissioner of police and General Officer Commanding, Air Officer commanding or the Flag Officer Commanding.

He spends millions hosting them. They tell him what to do. By now, you have become a threat.

He buys even a bigger gun for the police and the military plus operational vehicles.

He pays for radio and TV jingles to warn you.

You rob, you die. You protest, you die. You stay at home, you die of starvation.

Then, you get recommended to a church and since you can't pay tithes, pastor turns you into an errand boy.
He sends you to buy biscuits for his children, wash pants for his wife and clean his cars.

You sweep the church for free while awaiting your heavenly reward while the pastor fly private jets and drive flashy sedans.

You are happy that your pastor is rich and argue for him in midst of your friends.

He runs to the UK at the slightest symptoms of headache but prays for you when you are sick and tells you to bring your sick mother to church for prayers instead of taking her to hospitals to waste money.
She dies and he tells you that it was God's will while his mother has been in the UK for months receiving the best treatment that tithes can buy.

He buys a new land for a new church branch, you help to carry blocks and turn concrete, then collect blessings as reward. You are happy to be working for the salvation of your soul, heaven will pay.
The pastor lives his heaven on earth.

The new church building is completed on your sweat.

He invites the president, governor, senator, house of representative member and every other person who made sure that you are poor by design.

The whole area is policed with guns and armored cars. You are comfortably seated at the back while straining your neck to see who and who came.

The president and governor and senator plus their contractor friends donate hundreds of millions for the new church while you cheer from the back.

The food they shared didn't get to you but you are happy the president and governor and senator came to your church. You even brag to others of how your pastor is well connected.

You get home, hunger Knocks angrily on the belly door, your neighbor bails you out while you wait for heaven to pay.

10 years on the jobless job, pastor's children have been sent abroad for studies. Age is no longer on your side, pastor hooks you up with another aunty that sweeps the church for free with no education just like you and Weds you both on a Friday evening church service and you are happy. Your children starts the cycle all over again.

What is the difference between an Ordinary Thief (OT) & a Political Thief (PT) ?*

*1)* The *Ordinary Thief* steals your money, bag, watch, gold chain etc.;
But the *Political Thief* steals your future, career, education, health & business! �

*2)* The hilarious part is: The *Ordinary Thief* will choose whom to rob; But you, yourself chose the *Political Thief* to rob you. �

*3)* The most ironic one: Police will chase and nab the *Ordinary Thief;* while the Police will look after and protect the *Political Thief!*

That’s the *travesty cum irony* of our current society!

*_And, we blindly say we are not blind!_*
PoliticsRe: Ortom Would Lose 2019 Governorship Election If He Remains In APC- John Akperashi by zsamorano(m): 6:13pm On Jun 14, 2018
*Irony of Life in Nigeria*
Rich man marries and have 4 children. Poor man marries and start mass production of children that he can't afford to train because the only thing that gives poor man joy is the body of his wife.
The country has beaten him to the level that sex is his only idea of enjoyment.

Politicians steal your money, sleep with your wife and girlfriends and sister, make sure you don't go to school, even when you struggle to, he makes sure you don't finish on time let alone getting a job.

He sends his children to the best schools abroad so they will take over from him when he is done playing with your future.

He initiates a poverty alleviation program, videos himself cutting tapes during the mounting of an electric pole. He gives you N4000, bags of rice at rallies and arms to fight his opponents.

He paints the roads and puts Street lights when there are no light in your home. You hail him!

He spends millions on billboards of his fake projects, hires the best PR experts to keep you drooling with hunger and uninformed and keep on doing damages to your common sense. You defend him.

Second tenure, no jobs, no food, the N4000 has finished and the bag of rice wasting in the pit of your toilet. He must recover the billions he spent buying your votes. For he is not qualified to lead but you qualified him.

You start making use of the guns he bought you. You kill the poor like yourself who is suffering the effects of the N4000 and bag of rice that you took. You try to Kidnap his friends, their police orderlies fire back at you.

His friends tell him that there is insecurity in town and it will affect their mobilization for him for second term.
He shouts ahhhh, second tenure is like the second round of sex that puts one to sleep after, except, perhaps, he works for vivid entertainment or one of those Hollywood porn industries.
He complains of lack of security to the commissioner of police and General Officer Commanding, Air Officer commanding or the Flag Officer Commanding.

He spends millions hosting them. They tell him what to do. By now, you have become a threat.

He buys even a bigger gun for the police and the military plus operational vehicles.

He pays for radio and TV jingles to warn you.

You rob, you die. You protest, you die. You stay at home, you die of starvation.

Then, you get recommended to a church and since you can't pay tithes, pastor turns you into an errand boy.
He sends you to buy biscuits for his children, wash pants for his wife and clean his cars.

You sweep the church for free while awaiting your heavenly reward while the pastor fly private jets and drive flashy sedans.

You are happy that your pastor is rich and argue for him in midst of your friends.

He runs to the UK at the slightest symptoms of headache but prays for you when you are sick and tells you to bring your sick mother to church for prayers instead of taking her to hospitals to waste money.
She dies and he tells you that it was God's will while his mother has been in the UK for months receiving the best treatment that tithes can buy.

He buys a new land for a new church branch, you help to carry blocks and turn concrete, then collect blessings as reward. You are happy to be working for the salvation of your soul, heaven will pay.
The pastor lives his heaven on earth.

The new church building is completed on your sweat.

He invites the president, governor, senator, house of representative member and every other person who made sure that you are poor by design.

The whole area is policed with guns and armored cars. You are comfortably seated at the back while straining your neck to see who and who came.

The president and governor and senator plus their contractor friends donate hundreds of millions for the new church while you cheer from the back.

The food they shared didn't get to you but you are happy the president and governor and senator came to your church. You even brag to others of how your pastor is well connected.

You get home, hunger Knocks angrily on the belly door, your neighbor bails you out while you wait for heaven to pay.

10 years on the jobless job, pastor's children have been sent abroad for studies. Age is no longer on your side, pastor hooks you up with another aunty that sweeps the church for free with no education just like you and Weds you both on a Friday evening church service and you are happy. Your children starts the cycle all over again.

What is the difference between an Ordinary Thief (OT) & a Political Thief (PT) ?*

*1)* The *Ordinary Thief* steals your money, bag, watch, gold chain etc.;
But the *Political Thief* steals your future, career, education, health & business! �

*2)* The hilarious part is: The *Ordinary Thief* will choose whom to rob; But you, yourself chose the *Political Thief* to rob you. �

*3)* The most ironic one: Police will chase and nab the *Ordinary Thief;* while the Police will look after and protect the *Political Thief!*

That’s the *travesty cum irony* of our current society!

*_And, we blindly say we are not blind!_*
BusinessRe: What Would You Do With One Million Naira? by zsamorano(m): 9:51pm On Jun 11, 2018
with 1m, I will advice you to go for yam farming on 1hectare of land or ginger farming on 1 hectare of land....with 1m invested on either of these 2, I'm sure u will realise close to 3m within 6months. U can reach me at agro service corporation, asero ogun state or whatsapp me on 08064784680 for more explanations and renting or buying of land for such purpose. The reason why I choose the 2 is based on returns expected to be generated on it plus less stressful. Do u know the cost of 50kg of ginger is close to 7000 at local market now. the demand for it is even high and that of yam too...
PoliticsRe: Offa Bank Robbery: What Suspects Said To Implicate Saraki – Police by zsamorano(m): 8:09pm On Jun 03, 2018
I don't know why some people are like to defend some of these politician....people that makes life unbearable for u. what of if those guys are saraki's area boys and killer squad. anything is possible in my country.
PoliticsRe: Police Invite Saraki Over Offa Robbery by zsamorano(m): 8:00pm On Jun 03, 2018
nobody is above the law....saraki need to just honour police invitation and clear his name....his innocent until proven guilty. There is no big deal at all in police inviting him, they are just carrying out there duty as expected. beside I don't think this allegation its politically motivated, reason been that Nigeria politicians are no way different from armed robbers. pls, it would be okay to contacts different newspapers before we start to comment online.....the response of that kwara governor as per that allegation on premiumtimes online newspaper does not add up at all....I don't trust them, they can do anything because of power.
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Arrives Dutse, Jigawa State For A 2-Day Working Visit (Photos) by zsamorano(m): 4:38pm On May 14, 2018
I must vote for this man come 2019.....my choice is my choice.
HealthRe: Thousands Of Smokers Celebrates Annual Holiday Of Marijuana In The U.S.(Pics) by zsamorano(m): 10:51am On Apr 21, 2018
awon onigbo....celebrating igbo day... cheesy
PoliticsRe: 15 Senators Were Involved In The Plot To Steal The Mace & Sack The Senate Leader by zsamorano(m): 10:49am On Apr 21, 2018
cabals everywhere.....And beside what's the achievement of sharaki and co after milking the country dry? nigeria senators are just useless bunches of idiots and thieves
CelebritiesRe: Khloe Wore Braless Cleavage-Baring Dress To BBNaija Homecoming Party (Photos) by zsamorano(m): 10:43am On Apr 21, 2018
see as she worwor with that cloth..... undecided
PoliticsRe: FG Releases Second List Of Looters Under Jonathan And Amount Looted by zsamorano(m): 10:23pm On Apr 01, 2018
why are people criticizing and politicizing this move by APC? I think anti corruption fight is continuous process and can only start from somewhere. So any government that comes in after this should name if there are APC's looters that cannot be mentioned and prosecuted by this present government of course. So, what's the heck about this move? We need to comments maturely and stop turning this to tribalism and rascism. don't let all these foolish looters turn us against each oda
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Vote That Got Teddy A Evicted From The House With His Babe, BamBam by zsamorano(m): 10:09pm On Apr 01, 2018
who his eviction help?
PoliticsRe: Mantu Never Rigged Elections For Us, PDP Replies APC by zsamorano(m): 10:04pm On Apr 01, 2018
truth hurt.....PDP, still don't wants to admit there failure for those past 16 years pains. May God saves us from all these political thugs running the affairs of this nation.
PoliticsRe: Dapchi: CAN Calls For Release Of Christian Girl, Blames Buhari For Not Acting by zsamorano(m): 10:40am On Mar 23, 2018
What are Christians leadership in Nigeria becoming dis day? Religion I think is our major problem in this country. Everything in Nigeria is directly or indirectly influenced by religion. America don't grow up dis way. Nigeria needs to understand this before development can follow. my own opinion though
CelebritiesRe: Davido Prays Before His Show In Niamey (Photos) by zsamorano(m): 10:18am On Mar 23, 2018
and so.....mitchewwee, wetin concerns me with that. Even the olosho's and thieves prayed before going out.
CelebritiesRe: Meet Jemima Osunde: The Actress Who "Would Date A Broke Man That's Good In Bed" by zsamorano(m): 10:12am On Mar 23, 2018
good for you....

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