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TheLastIdiot:
Nigerian girls are not smiling o, even in this harsh economic situation

Yesterday being Saturday, i decided to hang out a while. I was sipping my cold goldberg peacefully at one of the joints in town when my phone rang, saw it was a flash and decided to call back to knw who flashed me since I didn't save d number. I got to knw it was a girl I met a week ago, Jennifer, a student of Uniben as she claimed (because I've strong doubt now). She asked me where I was and i told her the place, giving her description. In less than 40 mins she appeared on a keke. I paid for her fare and asked her what she wuld like to have. She requested for the biggest size of the peppered fish that was available, with cabbage and other spicy stuffs (3, 500 naira). She also asked for 2 bottles of Snap drinks (500 naira) i come look am with one kain bad eye,when she talk that one. I don vex by that time.

Nonetheless, I didn't bother much because I thought both of us wuld still be the ones to enjoy the delicious fish. I started realizing the scam when she insisted that she want to take the fish home so that her friends culd share with her, saying they're "friends for life" E come be like say na film i dey watch. My eyes come dey turn me up and down because Naija economy no get joy now.

What was on my mind now was to make her pay for her greed in the bedroom because the waitress clearly stated that there were other cheaper ones but she displayed greed by going for the pocket-wrecker package!

I was now thinking of how to convince her to sleep over at my house since it's weekend. i gathered courage and made the request. To my greatest surprise, she didn't object but said she wuld get to her house first and drop the fish for her friends. My adrenaline was high! I stopped the nearest keke after footing the bills. She was directing the keke rider. we got to a street and she asked the keke rider to stop in front of a house, she requested that I give her 2k to sort out some things with her friends. I didn't hesitate since she wuld be sleeping at my place. She went into the building and that was the end! I waited for long, by then, the keke man was getting worried. I went into the building and discovered that the fence at the back of the compound had fallen. I met a young man washing clothes who told me she saw the girl entering the next street through the building. When I told him that she's the one I've bin waiting for, he told me that people normally pass through the compound to the next street, that it's a short-cut road!

Each time I call her line and the other line she flashed me with, different girls keep picking the calls, telling me that is it because of my small money that I'm disturbing their lines! I now feel she belongs to a cartel of runs girls who will stop at nothing to milk any hustling guy dry. I've made a resolution that any day I see her anywhere as far as we are both in this country, I'll make sure she vomits my 6k in cash or kind! No be 4 dis harsh economy o!

Chronicles of a Maga!!

Swizdom:
****See as shame dey catch the woman.


Una dey see am too?

Her own don finish. She dey blame jazz!! I like as police join am in the handcuff!!

Wetin her family go talk now?!

Ist African?

Na so e hard reach?!

I KNOW Nigeria can dominate this sport!!

splenzard:
men are born between the legs of a woman

and spend all their life getting back in there

because "no place like home"

Gosh! Is this an original quote?!!

Because if it is, Guy u maaaad pass Basket mouth!!!

Young03:
cuni woman..she don dey take style de beg tunji make him com back


e bi like say töto don dey scratch her

Wetin make u think say it has been unscratched all this recent while?!

Nollyzone:
Some “not too old” throwback photos of Yoruba actress, Abimbola Ogunnowo surfaced online and and it has already sparked a “national outcry”.
The actress who runs a beauty/cosmetic shop in Lagos however proudly flaunts her products and it is also gathered that her colleagues also patronise her hugely.



http://news.nollyzone.com/transformation-now-photo-popular-yoruba-actress-spark-outrage/

I DO NOT SEE how she has become prettier!!

Satanic Deception!! . She was looking fantastic in the original!!

LastMumu:
Another potential recruit for Boko Haram if something is not done real quick.




What sort of a man is his father? The m0ron deserves to shot and fed to the dogs. How can a woman tell you she does not want your son in your own house and you accede to her demand. Hian!

He will agree because he knows the woman can kill the boy!!

AngelAhnie:
I was so embarrassed few days ago by a guy. Not as if I was wearing sexy cloths or something that should arouse a man sexually. He is someone I respect so much, he called me and I stopped to answer him. As I walk towards him, I noticed his eyes were fixed on my chest, I felt so embarrassed and was not comfortable standing before him.


So to the guys in the house, why do you stare at a lady's chest?

Vow that unlike most women, u have NEVER looked at a guys biceps or crotch before!!

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deesdee:
there is Nothing like bOko Haram or ISIS in the Quran, and if this guys die like this they will go to Hell. Useless people propagating Lies against the Religion of Islam.

Pls ask our president why he has not strongly emphasized this to the muslim masses in the north, why he has been vicious in dealing with Niger Delta militants but shows no venom against Fulani Militants who are also hurting the economy! (Farming!!).

Also ask who he thought he was fooling when he said he will defeat Boko Haram in 1 year!!

I miss Shehu Musa Yar' Adua!!

Meanwhile, pls note, I AM NOT a Jonathan Apologist!!

Nigerian youths adopting the lawlessness of their lawless parent generation!!

zynzyn:
VERY GOOD NEWS!! V E R Y. V E R Y G O O D N E W S!!

For how long will we remain a nation of self deceiving liars?!

I have said it times without number that our age cheating IS NOT HELPING OUR FOOTBALL!!

Nigeria has won U-17 several times, yet:

Our players are not rising to be best in Africa!!!

We have never gone past second round at senior world cup!!!

We have never even won Under 21 world cup!!!

Our Olympic final teams were made up mostly of players WHO DID NOT play under 17 football!!!

Nigeria's senior team have failed to qualify for 3 of the last 4 Nations Cup tournaments!!!

When you play 21 - 23 year olds against 16 year olds, they are bound to look like spectacular talents!!!

Where is Chrisantus today?!

When u mention these facts to my fellow Nigerians, they say other nations also cheat!!

Even if they also cheat, which I doubt for Europe and South America, IS IT BENEFITTING THEIR FOOTBALL ULTIMATELY?!

BeeBeeOoh:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/shocker-26-eaglets-fail-mri-test

VERY GOOD NEWS!! V E R Y. V E R Y G O O D N E W S!!

For how long will we remain a nation of self deceiving liars?!

I have said it times without number that our age cheating IS NOT HELPING OUR FOOTBALL!!

Nigeria has won U-17 several times, yet:

Our players are not rising to be best in Africa!!!

We have never gone past second round at senior world cup!!!

We have never even won Under 21 world cup!!!

Our Olympic final teams were made up mostly of players WHO DID NOT play under 17 football!!!

Nigeria's senior team have failed to qualify for 3 of the last 4 Nations Cup tournaments!!!

When you play 21 - 23 year olds against 16 year olds, they are bound to look like spectacular talents!!!

Where is Chrisantus today?!

FCTumunze:
And please remember that i Don't Blog to please anybody
As for the first photo , .. some people saying that i should have blurred the Guy's Face.

am asking for what , is just his friend , as allegedly stated.

He was with him 10 Mins before he was killed.

From the Clothes and Cap , you can testify to that.

#I Hate Cultism

Cc. lalasticlala

Yes o, but why take his picture 10 mins before he was shot?!

COINCIDENCE??

Femich18:
The guy was a cultist...I took my time to go thru his FB account and saw confirmations that he truly belong...Some of his friends even pleaded with him but he turned deaf ears to their pleas...
Infact after his death a friend of his that they both belong to the same frat confirmed it that they belong and he was killed by the AYES.
I have got no pity for him but just for his parents and siblings because he just torn their hearts to shreds.. May God console them

Fine and probably intelligent guy!

Much as I sympathize, his apparent cultism makes one wonder if he has not himself been involved in killing or maiming himself!

lordoddy:
Known as the Dream Team VI, Nigeria is in Group B alongside Colombia, Japan and Sweden, as they aim to go one better than the silver medal they won at the 2008 Beijing Olympic games and recreate history like in 1996 when they became the first African country to win a football GOLD.
Led by Coach Samson Siasia, the team qualified for this competition winning the African U-23 Nations Cup held in Senegal in 2015. They earned automatic qualification beating the hosts 1-0 in the semi-finals before going on to secure a 2-1 victory against Algeria in the final.
Nigeria will play it’s first game of the Olympics against Japan on Friday (2am Nigerian time), although the team is still stranded in Atlanta, USA over travel logistical issues, following the non-prompt payment of their chartered flight to Manaus, Brazil.

John Mikel Obi and Daniel Akpeyi are the only two over-aged players named in the squad for this tournament with the Chelsea midfielder taking over Team Captain duties from Azubuike Okechukwu.

Match Schedule:
Nigeria is about five hours ahead of Manaus and four hours ahead of Sao Paulo in Brazil where the group stage fixtures will be taking place. This means that all the games will take place late at night or early in the morning by Nigerian time.
Here’s the full group stage schedule for Dream Team VI:

Nigeria vs Japan
Date: Friday, 5 August – 2am
Venue: Amazônia Arena
City: Manaus

Sweden vs Nigeria
Date: Sunday, 7 August – 11pm
Venue: Amazônia Arena
City: Manaus

Colombia vs Nigeria
Date: Wednesday, 10 August – 11pm
Venue: Corinthians Arena
City: Sao Paulo

Key Players
Watch out for assistant team captain Okechukwu who was named the best player at the U-23 nations cup.
This is the biggest stage for him and he is expected to be the fulcrum of the team once more.
Mikel will no doubt bring his wealth of experience in midfield while Akpeyi, who now plies his trade in South Africa, has been drafted in to provide solid cover in goal.
Forwards Ajayi Oluwafemi and Etebo Oghenekaro are also set to play key roles in the team’s attack.

Coach – Samson Siasia
Siasia is no stranger to age-grade competitions after leading different Nigerian football teams to 2nd place finishes at the Holland 2005 U-20 World Cup and the Olympic games in Beijing eight years ago.
The 48-year-old will be keen to finally win the top prize and somewhat repair his damaged reputation after he was fired as Super Eagles Boss in 2011 with Nigeria failing to qualify for the 2012 African Cup of Nations under his watch.

Olympic History
This is Nigeria’s 7th appearance in the football event at the Olympics and they are first African team to have won the Gold Medal after famous wins over Brazil and Argentina 20 years ago at the Atlanta games.
The Dream Team IV came close in 2008 but ultimately fell short after Angel Di Maria’s second half strike claimed victory for the Albicelestes. The Dream Team V failed to qualify for the London Olympics after they crashed out of the 2011 CAF U-23 Championships at the group stages.
Predicted Finish
Nigeria’s preparations for this tournament has been very shoddy and the team’s performances in pre-tournament friendlies has not been very inspiring.
As earlier mentioned, the team is still stuck at their US training camp with less than 36 hours to their opening match against Japan, and this doesn’t bode well for the team’s chances.
Nonetheless, the group stage looks negotiable but they may face Brazil in the Quarterfinals which could be a tough ask for Siasia’s men.

SOURCE: http://www.fullgist.com.ng/2016/08/nigerias-dream-team-vi-team-analysis.html

And the Brazilians would seek their pound of flesh finally after waiting 20 years!!

Really sad Siasia could not get Oboabona, Ahmed Musa and Enyeama to play. They will do more than Mikel!!

Anyway, they probably fear a disaster, so they stayed away!!

And she get REAL AFRICAN NATURAL BEAUTY!!

No be wash with bleaching and fake hair!!

mizzbouqui:
What about this

Ehn!!! If the head come resemble plate true true nko?!!

SnakeXenzia:
Nanny Wanted
I didn’t know there were non-living nannies. According to
this notice, there is:

Ehn!! Zombies need jobs too now??!
Wetin

Dear MTN, Why the deception on WOW Weekend?

I got this message from Wow Weekend:

Special offer! Buy 750MB for N500 and get 3.75GB FREE data. Dial *131*103# to activate. Dial *131*4# to view data bonus. Bonus Valid till Sunday 11:59pm

So I loaded and bought a N500 data package today, which should have given me 1gb upon loading credit of N500 and 3.75gb upon using that credit to buy a 7day data plan

On loading, I have been told that I only have 1gb for weekend browsing, which renders the text a lie!! Also the bonus data is so slow and it is not supporting YouTube. What is the benefit of bonus GB if it does not support video?!

I still have other issues o! Let me stop here for now!!

Na for Abuja I first see girl with hijab dey drink beer for beer palour with man wey I sure say no be her husband!

A lot of these oloshos are wearing hijabs to deceive potential Muslim clients! Abi??

Swagt101:
HahahaGuy forget dat yarn.... Tonto no dey her husband house?

Guy! I dey worry about that marriage o!

But well, who knows?!!

Yeah honey and that is why you may remain single for long!!

After satisfying you, he won't marry you because u are only thinking of yourself and he does not trust u anymore!!

Virgin!!!

Hmmmm! Maybe somehow!!

But I AM NOT CONVINCED she's done nothing sexual!!

Greatzeus:
I'm sure they once loved each other and probably say they will die for each other so where did it go wrong wipes tears

Na so I dey fear this thing called love!!

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The factory!

Remark has a tint of arrogance and defiance in it. Like he has nothing to prove!

Is he boasting about votes from a section of the country?!

Zoharariel:
There's nothing like coproshit. It is called Coprophagia. I think Nollywood should be dissolved or banned indefinitely.

In every rumour, there's always an element of truth.

Do not be surprised everyone!! Some naija girls do it!! Saw some conversation online between a naija girl and a proposed client in middle east!!

And lest I forget guys, yes you do need to know your girly's past before u marry her!! Else ppl at your wedding be eating your food and thinking SEE THE EEEEDIOT wey think say im don marry wife!!

ChangeIsCostant:
This is a true life story of a woman who is lamenting her ordeal after getting divorced by her husband due to her ego and bad advice from people around her. This was shared by 'Relationship Matters Forum'. Read below;

I am 32 years old. Me and my ex hubby dated for six years, I started dating him whilst I was in grade 12, I was 19 years old. We were best of friends, I waited until he completed college and started work, my family and his family then met, we got married and had a son. (7 years old now).

My husband was short tempered at times, but our problems started when I wanted to make him feel he can’t control me. Every time we argue, I would pack my bags, go to my family and explain. My sisters would phone my husband and shout at him. If he is controlling me I would always dare him that if you wish divorce me- I never wanted divorce, I just had pride and I never wanted to look a lose in his eyes.

One day I pushed him so had that for the first time he beat me and lock me out side, I went to my family, my family took him to police, every time I looked like I am being abused! But to be honest, I used to abuse my husband emotionally.

He was arrested and detained. I was asked by his family to withdraw the case, I felt that what I was doing is wrong.

My husband was never a violent man, he did what he did because I pushed him to the wall. Of which he openly knelt down and apologized. I withdrew the charge, and we reconciled.

After three months, I packed my bags after a small issue, and he remained alone. After two days I received a call that he is in hospital, my family told me that I shouldn’t go there because it will look like am begging him, and my sisters believed he is faking the illness.

All this time, people felt sorry for me like I was the one being abused. He spent a week in hospital, after he came out, I just received a divorce summon. I wanted to say no to divorce, but because I felt this pride, I wanted him to change his mind and beg me, I called him and say he will get the divorce because I live like am in hell.

When we went to court, I wanted to make him pay, so I told the court that I needed his properties to be shared. To my surprise he openly told the court that whatever he and me acquired together should be given to me, all he wanted was divorce.

We got divorced in 2009 July. Now, this Saturday my husband is getting married again, whilst I am here wasted! My family are gossiping about me, I depend on what my ex gives to my son for survival. I know I wasted my marriage. I am here telling all wives to be careful how you get advise. Don’t be cheated. Even my young sisters are much more respected than me. Those who encouraged me to divorce are always bad mouthing me.

There is no benefit in pride!

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/07/there-is-no-benefit-in-pride-woman-who.html

Hmmm! An HONEST woman (like her) today who can find?!

She should take heart! There are many like her but they are NOT HONEST!!