op very funny...... No sane man will adhere to ur terms n conditions

poster, wait until u are 35. u'll sure think about reviewing ur contract.

OAM4J: hehehehe...you go tay for marriage market

LMAO

It would have just been easier to state she doesn't want to get married.

Ileke,

I guarantee you will amend that list or tear it up before hitting 27.

Funny post.When you're nearing 35,'terms and conditions' won't apply anymore.Then it'll be free for all.

Katsumoto:


LMAO

It would have just been easier to state she doesn't want to get married.

Ileke,

I guarantee you will amend that list or tear it up before hitting 27.

Amend ke! She go throway the list patapata while agreeing to the man's Decrees & Laws on bended knees

Naija men,see as body dey pepper them because na woman be OP weather or not she made the list.
If it was to be a guy,ha! They will quickly agree and give full consent and some sane ones will recognize the humour its meant to be..hypo..
@OP I totally concur,who no want make e go give wet kiss to tansformer.

@OP,

Looks like you're gonna get married to yourself soon

Na small pikin dey do am

safeLove: Naija men,see as body dey pepper them because na woman be OP weather or not she made the list.
If it was to be a guy,ha! They will quickly agree and give full consent and some sane ones will recognize the humour its meant to be..hypo..
@OP I totally concur,who no want make e go give wet kiss to tansformer.

Most of the posters see the humour in the post. They are just responding in kind.

Op, ï hereby acquiesce to your every request. I don't have stylus if not I would have signed digitally. Send me a copy so that I can get a return address to send my own special agreement.

Who said Marriage isn't a game?

Ileke has been smoking that ganja for a minute...

Hmmmm....,a man 2 meet all those criteria wl b considered as a weak male by his friends n family

Funny comments

@ OP remove 6 and 7, and maybe I'll consider.

Pls can u marry my Dad? He is 95 wt three wives already we are ready to sign and seal the cantract wt u ok, moreover we have bn looking for I don't tire like u. Contact me through my email mekkslink@yahoo.com

Of course the wife is the man's personal slave... i.e its 6pm, why is my food not ready?

Keep dreaming poster...i pray you wake up from your sleep before mother nature catches up with you. Have you studied geography of womanhood? If you haven't, please do and stop living in fool's paradise.

Smh 360 degree for you!

op , wetin come differentiate husband and wife from this contract ?

i laugh no be small o, See IGREEMENT letter o

Don't wunjure(wound+injure) me oh! I cant stop laughing

Let me know when you wake up. Agreement indeed.

ebamma: when you are approaching 30yrs and have not seen your mr right, you will change that list of yours.

did i hear u say "approaching 30" who told u she's not above 32, after d fact.

I accept the conditions wholeheartedly.....as far as the lady in question is a Kim Kardashian in beauty....

See conditions oooo
I just can't stop laughing, no man will near that contract except "woman" is replaced with "man" wherever the word appeared on that contract then we can happily sign

Aunty..@ op...Park well joor!! hahahah Na constitutional amendment draft be dis for marriage?

Ese oh... e wa ma dagba lo..lol (keep growing old oh)

quimbi: Tell dem jor.no b only men get conditions...lol

Market go fall press you

beautiful case of Madness

Am nt sure dis person is ready 4 marriage oh! U beta retrace ur steps,else u might remain singe 4life.

The contract seems void ab initio

Can a transgendered apply? is yes, is the contract binding on a transgendered?