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Re: Marital Agreement / Contract by cowgurl: 6:38pm On Jul 27, 2012
grin grin grin grin Ileke, am fully in support. Downloading the doc @ the mo!
Re: Marital Agreement / Contract by otokx(m): 6:48pm On Jul 27, 2012
What is the definition of fantasy again? Some of those points are do able, no big deal in mopping, laundry, getting the food but that shopping spree own no make sense at all.
Re: Marital Agreement / Contract by ABAKA72(m): 6:52pm On Jul 27, 2012
Were you dey na, I agree to your tarms, so how we go take do am.
Re: Marital Agreement / Contract by Nobody: 6:56pm On Jul 27, 2012
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Re: Marital Agreement / Contract by Nobody: 6:58pm On Jul 27, 2012
lack of words. is unhappenable na 2 send de woman back to her mama for home training cause is obvious she lack it
Re: Marital Agreement / Contract by Abbey2sam(m): 7:05pm On Jul 27, 2012
reinedamse: i laugh in hindi cheesy
i laugh in swahili
Re: Marital Agreement / Contract by gold6(f): 7:13pm On Jul 27, 2012
Is there a lawyer in the house?
need my husband to sign this asap grin
Re: Marital Agreement / Contract by solgee(m): 7:16pm On Jul 27, 2012
@poster, thanks for the joke
Re: Marital Agreement / Contract by tonyx4x44(m): 7:19pm On Jul 27, 2012
OAM4J: hehehehe...you go tay for marriage market cheesy
Re: Marital Agreement / Contract by Nuzo1(m): 7:22pm On Jul 27, 2012
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Re: Marital Agreement / Contract by Nobody: 7:27pm On Jul 27, 2012
this is not a small matter! if i be man i rather become a reverend father than obey these rules!
Re: Marital Agreement / Contract by Nobody: 7:32pm On Jul 27, 2012
I wonder if my current contract can be reviewed to match these terms!

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Re: Marital Agreement / Contract by Katsumoto: 7:34pm On Jul 27, 2012
naijababe: I wonder if my current contract can be reviewed to match these terms!

Almost impossicant

Even awon baba in the forest can't assist. grin grin grin
Re: Marital Agreement / Contract by Nobody: 7:36pm On Jul 27, 2012
Katsumoto:

Almost impossicant

Even awon baba in the forest can't assist. grin grin grin

Na small thing for awon iya mi o, make u no just try at all at all grin
Re: Marital Agreement / Contract by Katsumoto: 7:42pm On Jul 27, 2012
naijababe:

Na small thing for awon iya mi o, make u no just try at all at all grin

If na small thing for your iya dem and you like the contract provided by Ileke, then the job is almost done.

Poor naijaman cry
Re: Marital Agreement / Contract by bigx(m): 7:44pm On Jul 27, 2012
The Genesis of Yet another Old Spinster sad
Re: Marital Agreement / Contract by Tolaaaaannni(f): 7:45pm On Jul 27, 2012
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Re: Marital Agreement / Contract by MrGlobe(m): 7:49pm On Jul 27, 2012
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AT #8 on the list.

This is an attack on Nigerian men. Anyways who will pay the bride abi groom price?
Re: Marital Agreement / Contract by Fhemmmy: 7:50pm On Jul 27, 2012
berem: this is not a small matter! if i be man i rather become a reverend father than obey these rules!

Glad to see a woman object to it too.
Re: Marital Agreement / Contract by jigwe101: 7:58pm On Jul 27, 2012
I swear, I like this agreement. Any takers?
Re: Marital Agreement / Contract by sherrylo: 8:15pm On Jul 27, 2012
Ileke idi are you paying the groom price?
Re: Marital Agreement / Contract by beblessed(f): 8:24pm On Jul 27, 2012
A Rivers man will never sign dat rubbish! Na dat time d mother and sisters go appear for una house sharpally... Even if u use jazz, e no go work oooh
Re: Marital Agreement / Contract by fagamite: 8:40pm On Jul 27, 2012
Katsumoto:


LMAO

It would have just been easier to state she doesn't want to get married. grin grin grin

Ileke,

I guarantee you will amend that list or tear it up before hitting 27. grin

50+yr old AGBAYA stalking and commenting on a thread started by a 20+yr old confused college senior. FYI, you have no shot at landing Ileke, not in this life. It is best for you to concentrate your efforts on your "sawawis' like Tpia and Naijababe;after all, Egbe eye l'eye n woto. Leave Ileke and other 'ayounges' for young, capable, and, may I add incredibly, good looking men like me.
Re: Marital Agreement / Contract by Nobody: 8:42pm On Jul 27, 2012
^^^ You seriously need help.

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Re: Marital Agreement / Contract by EfemenaXY: 9:02pm On Jul 27, 2012
^^ Damn!! I love this girl o!

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Re: Marital Agreement / Contract by Katsumoto: 9:11pm On Jul 27, 2012
Ileke-IdI:
^^^ You seriously need help.

grin grin grin

I am afraid it's too late for that.

The guy is bitter at the world because he has been trying to complete his undergraduate studies for the past 30 years.

He is in his 40s and he finished his GCE (or whatever exams they were running in the 70s) at 14. Only God knows what he spent his time on since 14. grin grin

That's why he goes around e-stalking and e-harassing all posters on NL; as if anyone here is responsible for his condition.

Maybe we should pray he wins the lottery. Even that may not help since money may not cure his bitterness. cry cry cry

All hail f-stranger
aka A-gbaya
aka O-ponu
aka e-stalker
aka f-strangler
aka e-rapist
Re: Marital Agreement / Contract by ICEMAN(m): 9:11pm On Jul 27, 2012
Try passing it as a bill in the upper and lower house.When you do bring am we go sign.
Re: Marital Agreement / Contract by neyyo: 9:18pm On Jul 27, 2012
This list was made by a lady in her early twenties.
The closer to 30, the fewer the items on the list.
and when she's over 30, only one item on the list.
When she clocks 40, trust me she wouldn't be able to remember she ever made a list!!!
grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy

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Re: Marital Agreement / Contract by fagamite: 9:27pm On Jul 27, 2012
Re: Marital Agreement / Contract by Calebsy07: 9:31pm On Jul 27, 2012
Nonsense, why must de woman be the one that will take all de advantages. If she really want independency, she should not marry, or remain in her parent's house and become old, till she will look like old widow
Re: Marital Agreement / Contract by Timijo(m): 9:32pm On Jul 27, 2012
gold6: Is there a lawyer in the house?
need my husband to sign this asap grin
Going tru ur conditions makes me rememba dat my grand father needs anoda wif to mark his 100th birthday next month. He is handsome and cute. He wil keep to ur terms n conditions. Pls forward the agreement to dis email:grandpaat100@yahoo.co.uk.
Re: Marital Agreement / Contract by BJ4REEL(m): 9:39pm On Jul 27, 2012
Nice joke,ileke-idi,...but pls dnt allow dat ur guy mistakely see any copy of diz joke lying around o,he wont believe itz a joke....sharply, d guy too go just joke say him get hiv,nobody go tell u b4 una deny each oda

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