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Re: Marital Agreement / Contract by COUNTAWO: 9:41pm On Jul 27, 2012 |
@op: smh. Provided u have time to infinity, u will find your mr right someday. Keep searching dear, dont give up. Quiter never win, u know! |
Re: Marital Agreement / Contract by jamace(m): 9:41pm On Jul 27, 2012 |
Well, it is ok. It is not an offence to have a choice. Carry go, baby. |
Re: Marital Agreement / Contract by COUNTAWO: 9:41pm On Jul 27, 2012 |
@op: smh. Provided u have time to infinity, u will find your mr right someday. Keep searching dear, dont give up. Quiters never win, u know! |
Re: Marital Agreement / Contract by Nobody: 9:43pm On Jul 27, 2012 |
http://www.naijatori.com/naija-story-i-love-you-but-pls-sign-the-marriage-contract-first/ Someone already posted my joke on an on their website? That was quick. Thanks for the love y'all. |
Re: Marital Agreement / Contract by igorekpengmail: 10:34pm On Jul 27, 2012 |
Kindly take this off the front page. It dosnt add value to any1 |
Re: Marital Agreement / Contract by Nobody: 10:42pm On Jul 27, 2012 |
**Seeking admission into the seminary to become a priest** |
Re: Marital Agreement / Contract by Nobody: 10:43pm On Jul 27, 2012 |
priesthood on my mind... |
Re: Marital Agreement / Contract by wine4dguy: 11:30pm On Jul 27, 2012 |
Nice criteria for ma akpako friend il introduce u to |
Re: Marital Agreement / Contract by OkikiOluwa1(m): 11:38pm On Jul 27, 2012 |
k. we don hear |
Re: Marital Agreement / Contract by Ideasroole: 12:07am On Jul 28, 2012 |
Dry Joke! Next please.. |
Re: Marital Agreement / Contract by ektbear: 12:18am On Jul 28, 2012 |
wuuuuuut |
Re: Marital Agreement / Contract by Decryptor(m): 1:17am On Jul 28, 2012 |
What are the guys here upset about? I'll happily sign the contract on only one condition...if the woman in question is as rich and pretty as the embattled SEC DG (Patricia Otteh) then after we tie the nuptial knot, i'll endure eating the shit while saving enough cash in a private account, taking ADEQUATE PRECAUTION not to create an opportunity for #4 and #14 and then after saving enough......End the whole thing by injecting "SNIPER" into her food or drink and LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER! |
Re: Marital Agreement / Contract by MMM2(m): 3:39am On Jul 28, 2012 |
Re: Marital Agreement / Contract by Nobody: 4:56am On Jul 28, 2012 |
Lol. Funny enough, if you find a man who's willing to agree to those terms, you'll be scared of marrying him. |
Re: Marital Agreement / Contract by BlackOyinbo: 5:16am On Jul 28, 2012 |
IMO, the only way to get a man to sign such a contract is when it is witnessed by a native doctor...Hope thats not the OP's plan |
Re: Marital Agreement / Contract by Lakayana: 6:03am On Jul 28, 2012 |
tunapawizzy: Jesus is coming soon....he is d man she's bn waiting forThis is so funny and you are really crazy. 1 Like |
Re: Marital Agreement / Contract by kaysy(m): 6:17am On Jul 28, 2012 |
THIS IS WHAT I WANT YOU TO PONDER ON FOR A WHILE, SEXY LADIES IN THE BUILDING Sexiness may get you a man but it takes a lot more to keep a wise man. Most ladies really Do not know the Right QUALITIES to look out for in a MAN. As an intending Wife, you are to be a HELP-MEET, not a HELP-EAT. Ladies, please before you Make Demands from your Man, consider his INCOME/SALARY... If he attends to your Demands, would he still be ABLE to Survive the Next 28/30day's with what's left with him? See the TEN rules to keep A Wise Man below.... 1. Give Him Space. 2. Be Loyal. 3. Don't be too demanding. 4. Don't Nag. 5. Don't Stalk Him. 6. Don't Compare Him With His Friends. 7. Don't Cheat On Him. 8. Be Proud Of Him. 9. Compliment Him, not Compete With Him. 10. Be Faithful And Pray For Him. A wise MAN respects A Woman when he Realises she's more interested in HIM fulfilling HIS DREAMS and not in ROMANCE, SEX, OR EVEN MATERIAL ACQUISITIONS. Grow beyond WHAT you are Going to Get, and start working on WHAT YOUR'RE GOING TO BRING into that Relationship to Make it Work, and make it BETTER. NOW CAN YOU BEAT THAT?? 2 Likes |
Re: Marital Agreement / Contract by Keemy88(m): 6:36am On Jul 28, 2012 |
, what a contractual agreement ehn! Where is the part of the husband contract requirements ehn, na wa oh |
Re: Marital Agreement / Contract by NEROSKY(m): 7:16am On Jul 28, 2012 |
Ileke-IdI: ♈♡Ü ? Ar just 2 dry ♈♡Ü ? Will surely marry urself... |
Re: Marital Agreement / Contract by NosaHenry(m): 7:38am On Jul 28, 2012 |
I can see you are looking for a slave in husband clothings. You better approach Calabar region. |
Re: Marital Agreement / Contract by jmoore(m): 9:12am On Jul 28, 2012 |
This Marriage Contract must be amended by a man before the op finally gets a husband |
Re: Marital Agreement / Contract by Jungleprince1(m): 9:38am On Jul 28, 2012 |
You want a slave as husband |
Re: Marital Agreement / Contract by otunbanuel: 9:41am On Jul 28, 2012 |
hmn..na wa oh |
Re: Marital Agreement / Contract by wildguy(m): 10:01am On Jul 28, 2012 |
@Ileke Idi please pass that weed, I want to be seein things like you. |
Re: Marital Agreement / Contract by coolted(m): 12:20pm On Jul 28, 2012 |
Tgirl4real: I can see u are truly ready to marryAbeg wait 4 me i must marry u yestaday. |
Re: Marital Agreement / Contract by cap28: 1:32pm On Jul 28, 2012 |
You aint going to get any of this until you fight for equality and learn to assert your worth as equal human beings. Men in nigeria walk over women because women allow it and collaborate with men to keep other women down, until women in nigeria wake up and understand that they are just as capable as their male counterparts men in nigeria will continue to take the piss out of them. |
Re: Marital Agreement / Contract by Nobody: 2:07pm On Jul 28, 2012 |
cap28: You aint going to get any of this until you fight for equality and learn to assert your worth as equal human beings. Now that's some asinine piece of crap. |
Re: Marital Agreement / Contract by maninmood(m): 2:21pm On Jul 28, 2012 |
Ileke-IdI: Omo Ekiti-kete, seen this listed, I assume your intention was based on sarcasm. Nonetheless, I do not know your convictions, but please relax cuz you are getting too westernized and that will only serve as a deterrent to your happiness in life. |
Re: Marital Agreement / Contract by ayobase(m): 2:47pm On Jul 28, 2012 |
igorekpen@gmail: Some with 1% of humour wouldnt vomit that! |
Re: Marital Agreement / Contract by ayobase(m): 2:52pm On Jul 28, 2012 |
wild guy: @Ileke Idi please pass that weed, I want to be seein things like you. Has she passed it? |
Re: Marital Agreement / Contract by Prestonvic(m): 2:58pm On Jul 28, 2012 |
Hahaha |
Re: Marital Agreement / Contract by imotondo(m): 10:07pm On Jul 28, 2012 |
Exactly what i expect from you,hope u'l put it in practice. Ileke-IdI: |
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