splendidb20: Pls prevent yourself & spouse from contracting diabetes. A couple that had been married for 20years were both recently diagnosed with diabetes. Findings showed that they both contracted the disease as a result of the name they call each other:
Honey, sweetie, sugar, sweetheart, chocolate etc. start early to call your spouse names like: Alomo bitter,yoyobitter, akilu, bitter kola, dogonyaro, swedish bitter, ota-apiapia etc. Have a sugar FREE marriage

Hahaha, funny.
Imagine this,
"Dogon-yaro, be fast, we are already late for the meeting.
Ota piapia, give me 5mins, am almost through.

the.game:
she is a garri addict...she finishes one bag of garri in a week. she knows all the technique of soaking,eating and boiling it..and she can even smell garri 5 feet away from her nd she can detect ijebu from other ones even when blindfolded

wow she must be a wonderful garri eater....

masterpiecer: [size=15pt]"i think i'm pregnant"
n we never even do d tin[/size]

what so heartbreaking about that?

Two weeks leta i also sent her dis reply. 'dont even bother abt returning de money, i've just finished killing ur dad, mum & younger sister, & in few hours i'll be out of naija. Mourn well!

Maria-Goretti:
disappoint? U mean, 'we' comin back as a couple? If dts wot u meant, i assure u, it aint happenin, nt in dis lyf, nt even in d next cus wot i feel for him nw is exactly wot Spartacus felt for Gaius wen he found out d truth abt his wife..... TOTAL HATRED!!!!

y do girls like movies n story book life style?

~vicky~:


what so heartbreaking about that?

we hadnt had s e x.
gerrit nw?

Hmmmmmmm!

masterpiecer:

we hadnt had s e x.
gerrit nw?

nah you were scared to be the father

Bado, ur agberoism don too much.... If I no commando, na so so r@pe u dey r@pe me. Sweetie, I cant stand d abuse any longer, it's OVER.

My reply...

Ashe oti e le!!!

Ja danu joor!

"There was a little girl who had a dog, she chose this dog out of may other dogs though the dog was not that ok. The dog has gone away now and the little girl is waiting on her porch for her dog to come back. Should she keep waiting?"


Cant rememba the exact words she used but that was basically the content and text of the message.

I replied
"Dont wait for him, the dog may have decided to be gone for good"

"There was a little girl who had a dog, she chose this dog out of may other dogs though the dog was not that ok. The dog has gone away now and the little girl is waiting on her porch for her dog to come back. Should she keep waiting?"


Cant rememba the exact words she used but that was basically the content and text of the message.

I replied
"Dont wait for him, the dog must have decided to be gone for good"

lmao @ comments. Heartbreak can kill one especially for first timers.Life is beautiful sha.

Idowuogbo: Bado, ur agberoism don too much.... If I no commando, na so so r@pe u dey r@pe me. Sweetie, I cant stand d abuse any longer, it's OVER.

My reply...

Ashe oti e le!!!

Ja danu joor!

Really!!! Is that why you refuse to show up for NL yesterday. I guess you're really down emotionally.
*missed ur "agberoism" greatly.

masterpiecer:

y do girls like movies n story book life style?

and wot do u mean?

he told me never to call his lines again.not to even attempt to try his lines. because i told him that i am afraid of guys. well, not easy to move on,but will try.

Baby,u are not responsible for the pregnancy.I fainted immediately.after believing it was mine..theresa,to hell with u.

you better thak God say she tell you say the pregnancy no be ur own

~vicky~:


what so heartbreaking about that?

he wished he was responsible for it

daviesmania: Honey, am sorry but am out of town. Dont bother abt de 2 million naira u put in de wardrop, if ma trip works-out, i will pay u double in nine months tym. If it dosn't, then ur probably not gonna ever see me again becos i no u will kill me if i show back witout ur money. Stay cool!

ama ndi ana eze !

ayobase:


Maybe u were acting too desperate.....nevertheless, .......
.
It might be coming natural from u, but some guys would end up reading meaning into it and wanting to bail out!
.
It happend to a friend!

Gbam! If I sense desperation,it ends whatever love I got for you.

the.game:
i woke up one early morning feeling good nd ready to groove...then i decide to check my phone, nd i saw one text message notification, i opened it nd behold it read "i cant date you anymore, the price of Garri has gone up"

oboy!!!! So you were dating a member of the notorious Nairaland "price of garri" gang? Wetin u been expect na?

I hope ur virginity is not real bc am sure u have given somebody yourself. I promise u that i must marry u if u give urself. When i refused to give him he started calling me all sorts of name like watery vagina, loosed virgina. Etc

nyere84: HIM: since u ve refused to slip wit me for a MONTH we started dating, i dont tink i can wait any longer. Pls its over.!! ME: got dwn 4rm his car, went to a food vendor arnd my office to eat, took my fone, deleted his num & nonsense msgs, and also him out frm my life.

You live for nothing or die for something. Thumbs up babe!

Pls,beware of dog when next you come to my house

Idowuogbo: Bado, ur agberoism don too much.... If I no commando, na so so r@pe u dey r@pe me. Sweetie, I cant stand d abuse any longer, it's OVER.

My reply...

Ashe oti e le!!!

Ja danu joor!

lwkmd!! Akpayan!!!

'i am sowie,i cnt make it.'..this was minutes b4 i was abt 2 read d biography,long after d burial had started! After watching d gate since morning eagerly expecting my bf 2 show up, he didnt!

What can i say..evry emotion 4 him died that day! He became an ex barely 24hrs later! N this wud be 4years by october!

He pleaded later, i '4gave' n now we r 'good friends'! Hehehe..funny cos if given d chance,i'd pay back!!

@op,
"Steph is Madam Mystery, and we've been dating since June. She accompanied me to Lagos and i slept with her in PH. I'm so sorry, Ishi".

This text broke my heart and made me, for the first time in my life, spend a night and half a day weeping over a man. It is also going to be the last time i will ever cry over a man, so help me God.

I missed my period

Ishilove:
lwkmd!! Akpayan!!!

Mentcee: I missed my period

wots so heartbreaking abt being a father? Its nt lyk u didnt contribute to her 'missin my period'.