But she caught me on the counter (It wasn't me)
Saw me kissin' on the sofa (It wasn't me)
[another version: Saw me bangin' on the sofa (It wasn't me)]
I even had her in the shower (It wasn't me)
She even caught me on camera (It wasn't me)

She saw the marks on my shoulder (It wasn't me)
Heard the words that I told her (It wasn't me)
Heard the scream get louder (It wasn't me)
She stayed until it was over


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s3vHFyybxk&feature=related

we don't like the threat of hot oil

shaggy HOT SHOT

bennyraz: shaggy HOT SHOT

As expected, tolotolo of the same isekuse

joeydozzy: we don't like the threat of hot oil

And you think lying wont get you hot oil treatment?

Nigerian Women, Even When Caught, Will Never Accept Cheating Lolol)

Ileke-IdI:


And you think lying wont get you hot oil treatment?

it could go to an extent

Ileke-IdI:


As expected, tolotolo of the same isekuse



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did ur bf cheat on u

bennyraz: did ur bf cheat on u

If he did, wouldn't he simply be my ex-bf? lol no.

Ileke-IdI:


If he did, wouldn't he simply be my ex-bf? lol no.

u can never catch a cheating man except he wants u to catch him

bennyraz: u can never catch a cheating man except he wants u to catch him

This can be disputed.

Why would they want to be caught?

Ileke-IdI:


This can be disputed.

Why would they want to be caught?

when they are tire of u and they dnt knw a way to break..

Stop winking at me, you cheating rascal lol.

So you're definitely saying that's the only reason?

mama-gee:
So, what does Nigerian men's cheating personalty have to do with shaggy?

onila, need you use another ID to post?

Ileke-IdI:
Stop winking at me, you cheating rascal lol.

So you're definitely saying that's the only reason?

a man needs to freshing up na u can't be eating rice and beans everyday na man must change food

bennyraz: a man needs to freshing up na u can't be eating rice and beans everyday na man must change food

Can you just imagine?

What you guys lack is control. Unfortunately, although Nigerian women don't like the same shoit stick everyday, we still dont cheat.

Ileke-IdI:


Can you just imagine?

What you guys lack is control. Unfortunately, although Nigerian women don't like the same shoit stick everyday, we still dont cheat.

imagine what Nigerian women are the major cause of why Nigerian men cheat.. WORD

bennyraz: imagine what Nigerian women are the major cause of why Nigerian men cheat.. WORD

Has dyt recently cheated on you ni? o ga o.

Quit lying here. I know that you're prolly the happiest you'll ever be today just cuz I smiled upon you. But there's no need to lie, my son.

Or should we call it your imagination?

How do Nigerian women cause the effect of cheating?

Ileke-IdI:


[s]Has dyt recently cheated on you ni? o ga o.

Quit lying here. I know that you're prolly the happiest you'll ever be today just cuz I smiled upon you. But there's no need to lie, my son.

Or should we call it your imagination?[/s]

How do Nigerian women cause the effect of cheating?

the part i stroked out is bullshit, bull nonsense. i expected or envisaged the bolded. When a relationship becomes boring, or when the woman turns into a serious burden/load.. the man in question not wanting all that will definitely cheat..

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sist, why did you ignore my post and that of 190s ??

acidosis™:
sist, why did you ignore my post and that of 190s ??

Wen she nor get husband, what do u expect

bennyraz: the part i stroked out is bullshit, bull nonsense. i expected or envisaged the bolded. When a relationship becomes boring, or when the woman turns into a serious burden/load.. the man in question not wanting all that will definitely cheat..

And therein lies the cause of cheating. Nigerian men directly and indirectly cause cheating.
Stop being mentally and spontaneously lazy. If the relationship gets boring either walk out of it with your dignity intact or talk to her so that you can both make it less boring. Those are two simple mature ways to prevent cheating.

acidosis™:
sist, why did you ignore my post and that of 190s ??

Oh sorry dear, I didnt see your post.

190 is just a discombobulated snail. He deserves to be ignored when I'm not bored.

190:


Wen she nor get husband, what do u expect

Ha!! na my sweet sist you dey yab oooo... ONE-NINETY

Wait a minute! What are you tryna say? She's the same person as Onila the virgin?

Ileke-IdI:


onila, need you use another ID to post?

Ileke-IdI:


And therein lies the cause of cheating. Nigerian men directly and indirectly cause cheating.
Stop being mentally and spontaneously lazy.

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If the relationship gets boring either walk out of it[ with your dignity intact or talk to her so that you can both make it less boring. Those are two simple mature ways to prevent cheating.

why are u taking a jab at me? if i punch u now..you'll faint and its gonna be a technical knockout.. w

When u tell some girls, it's over, some don't accept.. part of the reasons why men cheat is when a woman feels so highly placed. When she begins to think that, there are no women better than her out there and you just really want to show her that you're just managing her, u know what i mean

bennyraz: why are u taking a jab at me? if i punch u now..you'll faint and its gonna be a technical knockout.. w

When u tell some girls, it's over, some don't accept.. part of the reasons why men cheat is when a woman feels so highly placed. When she begins to think that, there are no women better than her out there and you just really want to show her that you're just managing her, u know what i mean

Why would you want to harm sweet old me? Oi!! Dont be too harsh.

When you tell a girl it's over, then sleep with another girl, it's technically not cheating. It was over.
So try another excuse please. I aint buying the flimsy excuse you're selling.

Try to give me another fictitious story that actually correlates with what I'm saying.

Ileke-IdI:


Why would you want to harm sweet old me? Oi!! Dont be too harsh.

When you tell a girl it's over, then sleep with another girl, it's technically not cheating. It was over.
So try another excuse please. I aint buying the flimsy excuse you're selling.

Try to give me another fictitious story that actually correlates with what I'm saying.

why would i harm u? i'm not selling u any excuse. i know d causes of cheating cuz im a guy and i have friends who do that ok.. infact, one of the causes of cheating is a long distance relationship

190: we all know ekiti women are the most ignorant hippopotamus today in Nigeria

nothing good ever comes out from any of them, if you doubt this ask the OP

i would just assume you were drunk when you wrote dis sh.it! you dey crase