I am being stalked by a ugly Lagos based girl who believes "god" has destined us to be together. She sends me messages 50 times a day and says things like: "I will fight all demons trying to attack you."

Youngsters, how else can I get rid of this girl?

She has my number because she is a friend - nothing more. I can't change my number now because I use my phone for business. I ignore her and her aggression is on the rise.

Any Advice will be helpful. Too many crazy girls.

Give her the same amount of attention she is giving you. Call her once every hour. Schedule messages with a free text messaging app online. Invite her to your place, then ask her to get you something every 30 minutes (a drink, some food, etc). Before it's time for her to go, start praying to the "traditional" gods. In 3 days time, she will run as far away as possible LOL.

You said she is ugly, right? So you would have reciprocated her lust for you if she were a beauty?

5O sms a day is not possible:

Anyway its very simple tell her its not going to work,that she is just wasting her time.c

Obowunmi come to think of it o,if na she be the woman wey God design make you marry nko,why not pray about it.

But I have a feeling this story is not true,you only wish a girl stalks you

k2039: 5O sms a day is not possible:

Anyway its very simple tell her its not going to work,that she is just wasting her time.c

Obowunmi come to think of it o,if na she be the woman wey God design make you marry nko,why not pray about it.

But I have a feeling this story is not true,you only wish a girl stalks you

Report her to the police!

Reminds me of something I saw in a movie recently. Tell her off, change your number and if it continues, report her to the police.

Omo just bar her number from your phone! Which kind yeye disturbance be that? Or whenever she calls you just tell her you are busy you will call her later.shikena!

Difficulty level - very easy

Method - Wake up

**singing "wake up" by Teargas"**

why not just ask her straight-up what she wants...
If its something you can't give...tell it to her and tell her you are not comfortable the calls and messages..
Don't mince words about it.
Simple!
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I think the story is exaggerated anyways...

I will gladly stalk Slimyem anyday

Mynd_44: I will gladly stalk Slimyem anyday

haha!!
You know say you nor get the mynd....

I also need advice on how to get rid of stalkers on NL!!

slimyem: haha!!
You know say you nor get the mynd....

I swear mynd dey. You wan try?

With a nairaland handle like yours, little wonder she thinks you are honey!!!

Mynd_44: **singing "wake up" by Teargas"**

I love that song, but dont understand some of the things they said in that song..


@OP.. Are you sure you have not done something with the girl and after which you are trying to run?? Bcoz something is not just adding up.. How did you get to know this girl, how did she just start calling and texting you?? Abeg talk true joor or you park well.

Risky_man:

I love that song, but dont understand some of the things they said in that song..

me too

Shollypopz: I also need advice on how to get rid of stalkers on NL!!

like who?

op just tell her you have Gout, herpes, ADA, acute porphyria, testicular cancer, scrotal disorders, etc

joeydozzy:

like who?

Why guilty conscience dey worry u naa

Shollypopz:
Why guilty conscience dey worry u naa

no just looking out for you

joeydozzy:

no just looking out for you

Shollypopz: I also need advice on how to get rid of stalkers on NL!!

Sweerie why na? I like hearing your voice 20 times a day. Did you get the fresh flowers I sent?

obowunmi:

Sweerie why na? I like hearing your voice 20 times a day. Did you get the fresh flowers I sent?

Just 20 times?? Why not all d time naa??

Yep, I got d flowers.

Lexusgs430: With a nairaland handle like yours, little wonder she thinks you are honey!!!

LooooL - I'm sure.

lol

Everyone else wants to get rid of their stalkers but Killz is praying he gets some.
Sad