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Re: Oladurotimi Saw Angels Wheeling Onaolapo Away by pastormustwac: 2:31pm On Nov 02, 2012
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baslone: So he knew hiz friend waz gon pass and he did nothing. He iz an accessory to his death grin
The least we can charge him for - is an accomplice to murder.
He murdered his friend and claimed it was angels. So now, he must produce those angels in court as evidence, or we are charging him with murder and he shall be held without bonds.

Until now, we had no proof that angels were capable of murder - at least in our legal laws.

We need the doctor's autopsy report. The report must show that he died because his soul was snatched out of him, and not as a result of suspicious death.

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Re: Oladurotimi Saw Angels Wheeling Onaolapo Away by simak1(m): 2:44pm On Nov 02, 2012
Super story, wen will all dis so called "men of God" stop decievin d inocent christians? lipsrsealed
Re: Oladurotimi Saw Angels Wheeling Onaolapo Away by sconsults: 3:13pm On Nov 02, 2012
[size=18pt]yes it is very true /the last time i mixed weed with rubber solution and codeine,i also saw an angel that told me i was a prophet and could fly.then i jumped out of my balcony and broke my head. the trauma still cause me to see my dead relatives and i can hear goats and chicken talking but my doctor says it is psychosis caused by trauma induce epilepsy and drug addiction.[/size]

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Re: Oladurotimi Saw Angels Wheeling Onaolapo Away by Femmymata2(m): 3:14pm On Nov 02, 2012
It is quite funny that heaven and spiritual realm still make use of chariots,scrolls,swords e.t.c. The book of revelation that prophesy the end time could'nt mention the use of future inventions like cars,jets,internet,t.v,bombs,surbmarine. They obviously couldn't see beyond their nose. Pastor taken on a wheel to heaven.
Re: Oladurotimi Saw Angels Wheeling Onaolapo Away by pastormustwac: 3:15pm On Nov 02, 2012
Next thing that bothers me.
How many angels are required to wheel a man? I can single-handedly wheel a man that is twice my side.
Remember mechanical advantage, physics and all that?

I am not disputing the vision,
But it just beats my immagination.

Maybe we have carnal minds and cannot understand spiritual spirituals again. All logics have been destroyed here.

If the word has been, escorted away by angels, I might not have had a problem. Na the wheel dey bother me.

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Re: Oladurotimi Saw Angels Wheeling Onaolapo Away by Nobody: 3:17pm On Nov 02, 2012
Femmymata2: It is quite funny that heaven and spiritual realm still make use of chariots,scrolls,swords e.t.c. The book of revelation that prophesy the end time could'nt mention the use of future inventions like cars,jets,internet,t.v,bombs,surbmarine. They obviously couldn't see beyond their nose. Pastor taken on a wheel to heaven.
actually i think helicopters were prophesied in revelations
""The shapes of the locusts were like unto horses prepared unto battle" (Revelations 9:7) and "They had breastplates, as it were breastplates of iron; and the sound of their wings was as the sound of chariots of many horses running to battle" (Revelations 9:9).

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Re: Oladurotimi Saw Angels Wheeling Onaolapo Away by Nobody: 3:17pm On Nov 02, 2012
Femmymata2: It is quite funny that heaven and spiritual realm still make use of chariots,scrolls,swords e.t.c. The book of revelation that prophesy the end time could'nt mention the use of future inventions like cars,jets,internet,t.v,bombs,surbmarine. They obviously couldn't see beyond their nose. Pastor taken on a wheel to heaven.
actually i think helicopters were prophesied in revelations
""The shapes of the locusts were like unto horses prepared unto battle" (Revelations 9:7) and "They had breastplates, as it were breastplates of iron; and the sound of their wings was as the sound of chariots of many horses running to battle" (Revelations 9:9)

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Re: Oladurotimi Saw Angels Wheeling Onaolapo Away by Nobody: 3:20pm On Nov 02, 2012
Time to visit his clinical psychologist.
Re: Oladurotimi Saw Angels Wheeling Onaolapo Away by Chuksaluta(m): 3:36pm On Nov 02, 2012
He had a vision, it was not a physical thing. Vision is just like dreams, its not subjected to the laws of nature, that's why humans can fly in dreams. What he was trying to point out was that the man made heaven.
Re: Oladurotimi Saw Angels Wheeling Onaolapo Away by chucky234(m): 3:55pm On Nov 02, 2012
martyns303: i dont understand, how many times are they going to wheel the man away? he saw the Angels wheeling him away the previous day, came down to the clinic and he was still being wheeled away.
the first was in a dream,a vision sort of,while the last was the hour when the angels of God came to take him to where he rightfully belong.
Re: Oladurotimi Saw Angels Wheeling Onaolapo Away by Wsdm: 3:56pm On Nov 02, 2012
musKeeto: Wheeling? Lol..
The angels didn't have better equipment.. Story story or igbo

Rip..
Common!!! Visions/dreams usually come in parable that is peculiar to our existence.
Re: Oladurotimi Saw Angels Wheeling Onaolapo Away by jackima: 3:58pm On Nov 02, 2012
Thank God in everything and for everything. Hezekiah did the same thing but 4 Hezekiah he was suppose to die and God added 15yrs to his age but he misused the 15yrs. What a wonderful God we serve. Thank you Jesus.
We are all human being Jesus almost give up but thank God He did not.
God is always God He knows the very best for our lives and that makes Him God.
THANK YOU LORD!!!!!!!!
Re: Oladurotimi Saw Angels Wheeling Onaolapo Away by Zodiac61(m): 4:08pm On Nov 02, 2012
There appears to be a lot of stupidity in the spiritual world.
grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Oladurotimi Saw Angels Wheeling Onaolapo Away by babalo1: 4:45pm On Nov 02, 2012
wheel barrow is a special wheeling device
Re: Oladurotimi Saw Angels Wheeling Onaolapo Away by redsun(m): 5:21pm On Nov 02, 2012
I hope they weren't gays as convenant friends?

By the way,how did this first class delusional story made the front page?

Who among these moderators is purely deluded?I hope it is not seun?Because the way this kind of delusional stories find it way to the front page is unprecedented.
Re: Oladurotimi Saw Angels Wheeling Onaolapo Away by cheddarking(m): 5:23pm On Nov 02, 2012
sconsults: [size=18pt]yes it is very true /the last time i mixed weed with rubber solution and codeine,i also saw an angel that told me i was a prophet and could fly.then i jumped out of my balcony and broke my head. the trauma still cause me to see my dead relatives and i can hear goats and chicken talking but my doctor says it is psychosis caused by trauma induce epilepsy and drug addiction.[/size]

LMAO
This has got to be the funniest comment on Nairaland this year...
Re: Oladurotimi Saw Angels Wheeling Onaolapo Away by pastormustwac: 6:19pm On Nov 02, 2012
sconsults: [size=18pt]yes it is very true /the last time i mixed weed with rubber solution and codeine,i also saw an angel that told me i was a prophet and could fly.then i jumped out of my balcony and broke my head. the trauma still cause me to see my dead relatives and i can hear goats and chicken talking but my doctor says it is psychosis caused by trauma induce epilepsy and drug addiction.[/size]

SANTA MARIA! YOU DONT SAY?? YOU DON TURN TO DOCTOR-DO-LITTLE BE THAT O. THIS IS SERIOUS!
Re: Oladurotimi Saw Angels Wheeling Onaolapo Away by musty1987(m): 6:49pm On Nov 02, 2012
hear comes another liar...u didn't see anything . vodka did. lolz
Re: Oladurotimi Saw Angels Wheeling Onaolapo Away by IYANGBALI: 7:21pm On Nov 02, 2012
martyns303: i dont understand, how many times are they going to wheel the man away? he saw the Angels wheeling him away the previous day, came down to the clinic and he was still being wheeled away.
You no know say heaven far?

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Re: Oladurotimi Saw Angels Wheeling Onaolapo Away by deols(f): 7:27pm On Nov 02, 2012
yankidelta:

Why are we all hypocrites?Of course she just wanted her husband to survive which would have been the prayer of any loving wife.

Even Jesus(our saviour) at the point of crucifixion prayed that God to 'Let the cup passover me'.Meaning If he had his way he would have do his will but for his Father(God) who insisted for the salvation of U̶̲̥̅̊ and I. That was Jesus oo how much more a mere 'pastor's wife'?

So Jeseus was unwilling to die. Just like you and me,he was only being human-a prophet and nothing more

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Re: Oladurotimi Saw Angels Wheeling Onaolapo Away by yosmen: 9:27pm On Nov 02, 2012
musKeeto: Wheeling? Lol..
The angels didn't have better equipment.. Story story or igbo

Rip..

hw can u understand d tins of.d spirit wen u r canal?...wen spirit filled men.tuk,quiet.
Re: Oladurotimi Saw Angels Wheeling Onaolapo Away by Nobody: 9:29pm On Nov 02, 2012
yosmen:

hw can u understand d tins of.d spirit wen u r canal?...wen spirit filled men.tuk,quiet.
Which spirit? Chelsea or Hennesy? abi Pastis?
Re: Oladurotimi Saw Angels Wheeling Onaolapo Away by elroofey(m): 10:10pm On Nov 02, 2012
ACK CITY:

http://www.ackcity.net/service-of-songs-onaolapo
a big fucking lie. Go sleep pastor see angels for where. He wnts to get money an bye private jet
Re: Oladurotimi Saw Angels Wheeling Onaolapo Away by manugbo(m): 11:47pm On Nov 02, 2012
NAIRALANDAKPU: Chineke!! Why would a pastors wife pray that God should send her husband back? When its so clear that he is going to Heaven? What if God answers that prayer and he the pastor errs in his second chance at life and dies before repentance where will he go? Abeg that woman should have her spirit checked!!!

maybe because he is a great husband she wouldnt want to miss
Re: Oladurotimi Saw Angels Wheeling Onaolapo Away by manugbo(m): 11:49pm On Nov 02, 2012
musKeeto: Wheeling? Lol..
The angels didn't have better equipment.. Story story or igbo

Rip..

i think wen u die u will understand better
Re: Oladurotimi Saw Angels Wheeling Onaolapo Away by hardbody: 12:17am On Nov 03, 2012
Why are these acclaimed MOG such unrepentant liars? I tire for them oo. Is it not bad enough that they are milking both the rich and poor and without paying VAT or tax to the government while impoverishing their flocks the more. Must they cap it all with lying and stealing? Who was tithing or providing for Jesus when he walked the earth? And for avoidance of doubt, I am a practical Christian.
Re: Oladurotimi Saw Angels Wheeling Onaolapo Away by hardbody: 12:21am On Nov 03, 2012
chucky234: the first was in a dream,a vision sort of,while the last was the hour when the angels of God came to take him to where he rightfully belong.

I hate to call you a Dummy
Re: Oladurotimi Saw Angels Wheeling Onaolapo Away by Originalsly: 1:33am On Nov 03, 2012
Hmmm...angels wheeling d bishop. Didn't these angels have wings?.. or were they the devil's angels?
Re: Oladurotimi Saw Angels Wheeling Onaolapo Away by Devonian(m): 2:45am On Nov 03, 2012
ACK CITY: ...I had a vision and I saw two angels wheeling him away...his wife...said I should tell God to return him...I saw the same angels wheeling him away...

[size=18pt]AKIKA.[/size]

ACK CITY: ...and...his wife...said we should pray to God to stop them...but as we were praying on, calling on God to stop them, less than 2 minutes after, the doctors stopped us to inform us that he was no longer here with us, that he was gone!”

[size=18pt]SO GOD DIDN'T ANSWER THEIR PRAYER.[/size]
Re: Oladurotimi Saw Angels Wheeling Onaolapo Away by Devonian(m): 2:51am On Nov 03, 2012
Originalsly: Hmmm...angels wheeling d bishop. Didn't these angels have wings?.. or were they the devil's angels?

Could be Boko Haram clipped off the angels' wings. lol
Re: Oladurotimi Saw Angels Wheeling Onaolapo Away by Devonian(m): 2:54am On Nov 03, 2012
sconsults: [size=18pt]yes it is very true /the last time i mixed weed with rubber solution and codeine,i also saw an angel that told me i was a prophet and could fly.then i jumped out of my balcony and broke my head. the trauma still cause me to see my dead relatives and i can hear goats and chicken talking but my doctor says it is psychosis caused by trauma induce epilepsy and drug addiction.[/size]

[size=18pt]This is truly hilarious.[/size]
Re: Oladurotimi Saw Angels Wheeling Onaolapo Away by Shane95(m): 6:08am On Nov 03, 2012
musKeeto: Wheeling? Lol..
The angels didn't have better equipment.. Story story or igbo

Rip..
y re people so foolish even if it is nt true does dat mean u shud play wit Gods name undecided

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