OK, so today I was at the gym. When this gorgeous girl with a great body walks in. Sounds great right?

Two problems:
1) She is with a Muslim-looking female friend wearing a hijab.
2) She looks like she is 17 or 18. Which is too young for me. But..the only way to know for sure is to verify, maybe she just had a young face.

I'll tell you guys what I did later in the thread.

But first I want to hear how you guys would toast her, despite the possible roadblocks above.

Chei, see what Nairaland has done to ekt_bear. From politricks to romance...

I wonder how those of you in the US get to know the age of the person that you're going out with. Americans look big and you could confuse a teenager for an adult and go to jail.

I'd tell her I'd like to use her phone's calculator, den dial my number sharp sharp, or send "pls call me I love you SMS",(its free and she won't notice it )

I thought the politics section was strong to affect the nation. All i read is news, epistles, illogical counter attack/defence and nothing to smile about, no solution(s).
On the topic: Excuse the young lady and use your potent conversation starter.

Toasting her on the first day/sighting is not something i'd personally do.
Having said that though, i'd try to establish if she is a regular user of the gym in a pretty brief conversation whilst making sure i part with the "you've got a great toned body kinda comment"

Professional toaster have invaded the thread...i really need to take some toasting lessong

Goldieluks: Go straight to her muslim father/family and pour your heart to them. They'll listen, am very sure. And make sure you go alone.

LOL. Na marriage be that na.

jay bee: Toasting her on the first day/sighting is not something i'd personally do.
Having said that though, i'd try to establish if she is a regular user of the gym in a pretty brief conversation whilst making sure i part with "you've got a great toned body kinda comment"

Hmm... D dawn is bck! Jayboogie no dey carry last o!

Ekt, I'll go wiv Mr smooth operator(jaybee)

But! If her body no tone, no mention d bolded o! My hand no dey o!

Team JayBee......thread carefully tho cos if u do anyhw on a minor, u sha go see anyhw.

Go near ha nd tel ha Assalamu Alaikum,it wil work.

Abdul Adam56: Go near ha nd tel ha Assalamu Alaikum,it wil work.

Hen hen? U try

Tell her u need to verify and the face is confusing you. The next best way is to dip your middle finger in her cxxt! The deeper it goes, the older she is.

I agree with Afam. Ekt-bear has had too many politics in his blood, he is discombubulated

Oh my.
This thread gonna be big.
The heavy weights need some toasting lessons

ITbomb: Oh my.
This thread gonna be big.
The heavy weights need some toasting lessons

Lmao

Idowuogbo:
Hen hen? U try

hey wats up

But seriously, the OP has been so political, he forgot his primary assignments

Priceless95: hey wats up

Hey baby! U aite?

Idowuogbo:
Hey baby! U aite?

yah, do have been down 4 like 3 month but am good nw

Priceless95: yah, do have been down 4 like 3 month but am good nw

Awwww..mail me!

Idowuogbo:
Awwww..mail me!

And me too

Idowuogbo:
Awwww..mail me!

Me first
itbomb@myopera.com

Mynd_44:
And me too

ITbomb:
Me first
itbomb@myopera.com

Next time you see her at the gym look at her directly in the eyes (not the chest or butt), and continue trying to make eye contact while the both of you are at the gym. She may or may not reciprocate.

If she doesn't look back, ignore her for a day or two. When you start ignoring her the front will collapse and she will be more forward with her intentions and you will know if she really likes you or not. If she was attracted to you in the first place she will be looking at you every five seconds.

Then you simply walk up and ask; "whats your number", take out a piece of paper and tell her to write it down.

But for the love of God, if she is not attracted to you don't bother her. The sad fact of the matter is, us guys have very little choice in the game of love

Idowuogbo:

Wetin? If anyone is getting any mail, I must get a mail too

A. Why is her being with a Muslim friend a problem?

B. Who says girls in hijabs aren't freaks in the bed? Or dateable?

1. Start small talk
2. Ask her if she likes to dance (clubs), if she's under 21 she will not have much to say.

Me sha - I'm always straight forward. Are you over 18? Under 21 or over 21? You're not asking for her specific age, you just want to know her range.