Tgirl4real: Saga come see coup o. Madam CC, money no go kii u. Lol




@ RudySmith,

Bia, u sure say u be newbie so? Me dey suspect u o.

This guy has been a member since 2009. Go figure

slimyem: aww..
Love how the naijafolks do little bits of communication in Yoruba with the kids ...and lol @ "oyant"
...interesting!!

We can only try, God knows I will be gutted if my kids can't speak Yoruba.

naijababe:

Abeg no vex o, we have made a pact that we will do no more coste smacking. We spat and shook hands on it sef.

Okay now...apology accepted..give that princess a smooch for me Muah!

^ Yes ma, as your ladyship pleases

Lovin this.I can feel naijababe on the crying for bath thing.Its so annoying.I have bebe and bobo.My bebe is 3 and 2 months and cries for bathin, brushin her teeth,washing her hair etc.I really miss hubby when i have deal with her on my own.As i speak he is taking out her corn row plaits with peppa pig on tv and no drama.If it was me .The girl really makes me feel bad asits obvious to even the blind that she prefers daddy to me.Its like bebe is daddys and bobo is mummy.Opposites do attract.

Odunnu: So Mr Cork isnt a member of ARMANAS? I'm not in at all.

He is a member...probably at ARMANAS branch office in Peckham....
Ask the C.E.O...Rudysmith.

Kai
Naijababe! I dey vex for you o.

slimyem: He is a member...probably at ARMANAS branch office in Peckham....
Ask the C.E.O...Rudysmith.

he already said MyCork isnt a member

damiso: Lovin this.I can feel naijababe on the crying for bath thing.Its so annoying.I have bebe and bobo.My bebe is 3 and 2 months and cries for bathin, brushin her teeth,washing her hair etc.I really miss hubby when i have deal with her on my own.As i speak he is taking out her corn row plaits with peppa pig on tv and no drama.If it was me .The girl really makes me feel bad asits obvious to even the blind that she prefers daddy to me.Its like bebe is daddys and bobo is mummy.Opposites do attract.

Babette never misses an opportunity to tell me her daddy is the best while Baby clings to me like the world is about to end but then Daddy doesn't have any Oyant that he can play with.

RudySmith:

Abeg, stop the sad stories, I would *lick* the magun out of any girl's honey pot b4 taking this girl where u were not man enough 2 take any of this ladies. It is obvious that there must b a deficiency in your hip area, and that this *bag of wind* talk u r quick 2 unleash here is just internet nonsense, if u need magun 2 keep a girl interested in ur person. I would never use magun or any babalawo stuff on someone I respect and care 4, that is evil 2 say the least, and makes us understand how u feel about these beautiful ladies. Take it from me, I would simply use my mind 2 tell this lady whatever she needs 2 hear, my hands 2 caress this lady on all the places that she likes 2 b touched, my lips 2 kiss that lady in all the right places that she desires 2 b kissed *most definitely between her legs 2*, and most certainly I would use my body 2 make her feel my presence around her, like the real man that I am.



Richer than me but here u r wasting Efema's time bcuz of common 2k hair saloon run.
U can claim 2 be whoever u want 2 b on NL so long as u treat these ladies like they should b treated. Send each of these ladies a debit card and fill their respective account with a sound amount each month 4 their upkeep, *u can even decide how much*, and then u can come here and claim they r urs. Until then, go siddon and let real men treat these real ladies like they should b treated. u r a criminal if u expect them 2 b sexy and jovial 4 u while not contributing 2 what brings a smile 2 their pretty faces.

I am fighting u on all the ladies on NL that u have tricked into believing that u were a *real* man, I am going 4 ur obvious crown, that u do not deserve.

and btw, WE R STILL WAITING 4 THE ANSWER 2 MY QUESTION which lady do you want 2 call ur own out of all our NL beauties? stand by her *proudly* and shout her name loud and clear here, so she 2 can also b proud of being with ur sorry behind u.

OMG! OMG!! OMG!!! Am so cracking my ribs with laugh now. Abeg no let me crash this cake am working on with laugh o.


Infact,job kept aside for now till this show is over....

Odunnu: Kai
Naijababe! I dey vex for you o. he already said MyCork isnt a member

Wetin I do you na?

naijababe: Sagamu, you are finished! .

General Rudy, na your back I dey o, that application form na die.

Finish for where?

My harem is growing stronger day and day. I get new beautiful sexy wife.

See y me yesterday night on our wedding day.

^^^^^ This is pure wickedness

RudySmith:

O beautiful one, you *and all the other ladies* certainly deserve much more than being treated as second rated individual by this man. You need 2 b treated like the queen that you are, from a king *that Sagamite is not*. abeg get your application form below, fill it up and send it back to me with your photo for quick processing.
Believe me, the last place on earth u will b taken to is a *mud hut*.



Sweet Efemena, why r u still giving this heart criminal a chance? why should you settle for 1day when you could be cherished for the whole week? decamping is *not* an option, it is a must in order to get your sanity and respect back.


now you understand why my identity has to remain secret for the reality show. I still want to join o, ARMNAS no go carry last!



You are at the top of ARMNAS list of people to convert, pls do take great consideration in the application form below.
And we want to thank all the ladies who have sent an email requesting further information about Armnas. You are all special to us.

Mr Man, just send that ya form to Shllypopz, ItsModella, c.fours and queensmith. I swear you will love your new set of wives if you can get them.

You holy water no fit remove my juju.

I decreased the population of Sagamu by a quarter when my grandpapa die and all dem extended family wan come collect share from the 2 plots of farm land and 4 mud houses.

Dem all just dey drop like flies with stomach ache, mental problems and some even just started running without stopping until their bodies breakdown, dem come die.

Nice reality show, I'm really loving it. Ill keep glued to the family section. I had to think hard to remember my password just to comment. I wish, I wish , I wish I can be happy in my marriage again. I'm very reserved. I'm married and lonely. My only friend is my baby. My life is really boring,honestly my husband isn't caring, loving n romantic. We re no friends, I don't feel loved, we don't go out together or do things together, I have tried o, I'm just like a piece of furniture in this house. I miss passIon, romance, lovey dovey things, love making, kissing, I just missed being loved. I'm attractive n I'm thinking of having an affair- but I scared, really scared- if not would ve. Must say, my husband is my only sexual partner ever, he tot me abt sex, everything I know about sex is from him. I had to turn to porn movies to calm myself. I'm lost. I look happy outside but miserable in the inside, our last sexual act was abt 8months back. I'm a sad woman, wish I could turn back the hands of time. I have tried everthing, but nothing is working. And yes we have other issues. Mr reality shows, what will u advice me to do.(3yrs marriage nextyear o) don't want to open a new topic cos I don't want it on the front page

anny101: Nice reality show, I'm really loving it. Ill keep glued to the family section. I had to think hard to remember my password just to comment. I wish, I wish , I wish I can be happy in my marriage again. I'm very reserved. I'm married and lonely. My only friend is my baby. My life is really boring,honestly my husband isn't caring, loving n romantic. We re no friends, I don't feel loved, we don't go out together or do things together, I have tried o, I'm just like a piece of furniture in this house. I miss passIon, romance, lovey dovey things, love making, kissing, I just missed being loved. I'm attractive n I'm thinking of having an affair- but I scared, really scared- if not would ve. Must say, my husband is my only sexual partner ever, he tot me abt sex, everything I know about sex is from him. I had to turn to porn movies to calm myself. I'm lost. I look happy outside but miserable in the inside, our last sexual act was abt 8months back. I'm a sad woman, wish I could turn back the hands of time. I have tried everthing, but nothing is working. And yes we have other issues. Mr reality shows, what will u advice me to do.(3yrs marriage nextyear o) don't want to open a new topic cos I don't want it on the front page

u need 2 go see a marriage counselor.

anny101: Nice reality show, I'm really loving it. Ill keep glued to the family section. I had to think hard to remember my password just to comment. I wish, I wish , I wish I can be happy in my marriage again. I'm very reserved. I'm married and lonely. My only friend is my baby. My life is really boring,honestly my husband isn't caring, loving n romantic. We re no friends, I don't feel loved, we don't go out together or do things together, I have tried o, I'm just like a piece of furniture in this house. I miss passIon, romance, lovey dovey things, love making, kissing, I just missed being loved. I'm attractive n I'm thinking of having an affair- but I scared, really scared- if not would ve. Must say, my husband is my only sexual partner ever, he tot me abt sex, everything I know about sex is from him. I had to turn to porn movies to calm myself. I'm lost. I look happy outside but miserable in the inside, our last sexual act was abt 8months back. I'm a sad woman, wish I could turn back the hands of time. I have tried everthing, but nothing is working. And yes we have other issues. Mr reality shows, what will u advice me to do.(3yrs marriage nextyear o) don't want to open a new topic cos I don't want it on the front page

is your husband not living with you?have you tried talking with him, telling him all you've typed here?has he/the relationship always been this way ie cold and unromantic?any previous "trust and cheating" issue?

The first step to solution is talking with your husband.

PS: this is what it is. A "show". Don't start comparing your marriage with "shows", every marriage comes with its unique problems.

patholaw: u need 2 go see a marriage counselor.

Why must everything end at the desk of the marriage counsellor.

What makes you think the hubby will be willing to attend one with her? Men usually do not like visiting counsellors.

Tgirl4real:

Why must everything end at the desk of the marriage counsellor.

What makes you think the hubby will be willing to attend one with her? Men usually do not like visiting counsellors.

Honestly the chances of me going are extremely slim.

I have several male friends who I have known for really really long years (some since JSS1) and I get along with them just too easily. Everything is a ball and joke anytime we are together, I don't and I have never needed a counsellor to communicate or relate with any of them.

Why should I be needing a counsellor to communicate with some woman? If we don't get along and can't resolve it amongs ourselves then it might be best to pack it in.

Nobody should have to teach me how to get along with someone close to me. They can teach me how get along with a stranger, not someone I should be close to.

What are we going to get? Some artificial, hollywood acting relationship where I cannot be myself or where we are faking affection we were taught?

I am not saying counselling is valueless, but I would find it a struggle to see it for me.

^^ At least you're honest about your views on marriage counselling.

Anny101, I do feel for you and it's hard not to feel sympathetic. Like you rightly pointed out, there are underlying issues that need to be tackled head on, before resolving them.

You've been married for just under 3 years - still a very young marriage - and for a man to keep away from his wife for 8 months??!! No, not good at all.

You obviously want your marriage to work but does he? Are you able to throw more light on what caused the rift between you both? That is, if you're comfortable enough to do so? That might give us some idea on how to help you.

For now, the approach you adopt towards resolving your differences depends a great deal on what exactly those differences / issues / problems are. Your hubby not being emotionally connected to you (i.e: the lovey-dovey stuff, lack of simple romantic gestures such as holding hands, texts, etc) are symptoms of the problems you're facing. They are secondary and simply a result of the unresolved issues between you both. Those can only happen if all is well.

My advice to you, is that you should try treating the root cause if the problem and not the symptoms. Open, honest communication is necessary here. If he's willing to talk about it to you, then that's a step in the right direction. Listen quietly and attentively to what he has to say. Don't interrupt, shout or loose your temper. If it helps, you might want to get a neutral third party involved to help you. Perhaps someone older whose been married for a longer time (experienced). Someone whose views he respects. An unbiased person who won't take sides.

Hope this helps & best of luck Anny.

Sagamite:

Mr Man, just send that ya form to Shllypopz, ItsModella, c.fours and queensmith. I swear you will love your new set of wives if you can get them.

You holy water no fit remove my juju.

I decreased the population of Sagamu by a quarter when my grandpapa die and all dem extended family wan come collect share from the 2 plots of farm land and 4 mud houses.

Dem all just dey drop like flies with stomach ache, mental problems and some even just started running without stopping until their bodies breakdown, dem come die.

Sir, I am not as greedy as u r, their r plenty of good men joining ARMNAS that can help these fantastic ladies, instead of having them hoping for one below average man sweet talking them into solitude.

WE ARE STILL WAITING FOR UR REPLY 2 THE QUESTION I ASK!

ladies, see how this fraudster is running around and not answering the simple question. None of u r important 2 him, bcuz if u were, then ur name would be the *only* one he would shout loud and clear on this thread. Instead he is being quiet about the subject. It says a lot about the character of this seemingly great guy.

Ur juju is in their minds, and it will b very easy 2 remove it, u damn heart criminal!

RudySmith:

Sir, I am not as greedy as u r, their r plenty of good men joining ARMNAS that can help these fantastic ladies, instead of having them hoping for one below average man sweet talking them into solitude.

WE ARE STILL WAITING FOR UR REPLY 2 THE QUESTION I ASK!

ladies, see how this fraudster is running around and not answering the simple question. None of u r important 2 him, bcuz if u were, then ur name would be the *only* one he would shout loud and clear on this thread. Instead he is being quiet about the subject. It says a lot about the character of this seemingly great guy.

Ur juju is in their minds, and it will b very easy 2 remove it, u damn heart criminal!

Dem want good men as friends. Na bad boy with money like me dem like.

Which question be that?

And which pastor are you planning to use so my babalawo can tailor the juju to fight back against the fire?

RudySmith:

Sir, I am not as greedy as u r, their r plenty of good men joining ARMNAS that can help these fantastic ladies, instead of having them hoping for one below average man sweet talking them into solitude.

WE ARE STILL WAITING FOR UR REPLY 2 THE QUESTION I ASK!

ladies, see how this fraudster is running around and not answering the simple question. None of u r important 2 him, bcuz if u were, then ur name would be the *only* one he would shout loud and clear on this thread. Instead he is being quiet about the subject. It says a lot about the character of this seemingly great guy.

Ur juju is in their minds, and it will b very easy 2 remove it, u damn heart criminal!

How many times do you want him to respond?

Official and legalised.

Wives:
1) BB
2) Jennykadry
3) Efemena
4) cotton101
5) Tgirl4real

The attaches and soon to be kicked out.

Concubines:
Odunnu
y me
nellaluv
Kails
MissyB
Wislet
talina
Khukhi
michelin89
Mukina
naijasexy
SA Goddess
LadyT

Sagamite: Dem want good men as friends. Na bad boy with money like me dem like.

Bad boy with money who can even dash common 2k for hair saloon runz. Pls commot 4 road make I pass.

Which question be that?

which one is ur madam? abi u think u can care for 5 wives when 2k is troubling u? Wake up from ur dream and b reasonable. Ur vulcanizer job don't pay that much 2 care for 1 wife, let alone 5. Come back 2 ur senses.

And which pastor are you planning to use so my babalawo can tailor the juju to fight back against the fire?

My pastor is called hoodlums and area boys, and their technique is very simple: something foul happens 2 any of our cherish NL sistas, they come after u and give u the beating of a lifetime. By the time they finish with u, u wont even look at these girls any longer. Desist and run now while u can bcuz ur time is up and ARMNAS mean business. We r here 2 get rid of u and ur myth.

@Tgirl4real
R u not the least concern by the fact that ur name was 5th on that list of victims?! Don't u want a *real* man in ur life instead of a cheap ghost?
tell me what u desire and i will make it happen. U got my email, don't waste any time.
btw how can post be hidden if the reality thread is off limit to mortals like us? did that damn bot got u?

RudySmith:

Bad boy with money who can even dash common 2k for hair saloon runz. Pls commot 4 road make I pass.



which one is ur madam? abi u think u can care for 5 wives when 2k is troubling u? Wake up from ur dream and b reasonable. Ur vulcanizer job don't pay that much 2 care for 1 wife, let alone 5. Come back 2 ur senses.



My pastor is called hoodlums and area boys, and their technique is very simple: something foul happens 2 any of our cherish NL sistas, they come after u and give u the beating of a lifetime. By the time they finish with u, u wont even look at these girls any longer. Desist and run now while u can bcuz ur time is up and ARMNAS mean business. We r here 2 get rid of u and ur myth.

N2k is not big money to you? Who you dey form for? You get palm tree bloc?

I am African man origninal. So I am entitled to 5.

Hoodlums and area boys finish with their area father?

Abeg make I laugh.

RudySmith: @Tgirl4real
R u not the least concern by the fact that ur name was 5th on that list of victims?! Don't u want a *real* man in ur life instead of a cheap ghost?
tell me what u desire and i will make it happen. U got my email, don't waste any time.
btw how can post be hidden if the reality thread is off limit to mortals like us? did that damn bot got u?

Oh, no. No, no.

Now I am seeing but ...but I am not believing?

No, no, no.

Mr why are you talking to my wife?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGmzwp3j2Yc&

I will show you area fatherism.

^^^Not all African men r entitled 2 5 wives, only the ones who can care for that much should. Now if u can't even dash pretty Efema 2K for saloon runz then u r not deemed fit enough 2 even have 1 wife. u want them 2 b pretty but do not want to contribute 2 their beauty upkeep? U should b heavily flogged just 4 thinking in such a mannerless way.

RudySmith: ^^^Not all African men r entitled 2 5 wives, only the ones who can care for that much should. Now if u can't even dash pretty Efema 2K for saloon runz then u r not deemed fit enough 2 even have 1 wife. u want them 2 b pretty but do not want to contribute 2 their beauty upkeep? U should b heavily flogged just 4 thinking in such a mannerless way.

General Rudy, pls don't hurt him...

Make I just dey manage am small-small...

Efemena_xy:



General Rudy, pls don't hurt him...

Make I just dey manage am small-small...

why u wanna settle 4 less? why u wanna help this criminal get away with highway robbery? pls beautiful Efe, u deserve much more than being treated like a second class individual. It's his juju that is talking now, and i refuse 2 believe that a smart wise and beautiful person like u want 2 b treated in such a poor way.

Let's meet and I will make sure 2 lick all his juju/magun out of ur system *and give u plenty of pleasure in the same process*.

chaircover: OK lets narrow this down . . . .I have my reasons to think that General Rudy is either Coogar or Saurun (since they both insist they are different people)

Investigations still carrying on and I may or may not add more names later

How can there be any doubt that Rudy is Moremi?

My money is on Moremi but then again, Moremi did sound very familiar, so he could very well be Sauron.

Hmmmm, the mystery deepens.

Sagamite:

Honestly the chances of me going are extremely slim.

I have several male friends who I have known for really really long years (some since JSS1) and I get along with them just too easily. Everything is a ball and joke anytime we are together, I don't and I have never needed a counsellor to communicate or relate with any of them.

Why should I be needing a counsellor to communicate with some woman? If we don't get along and can't resolve it amongs ourselves then it might be best to pack it in.

Nobody should have to teach me how to get along with someone close to me. They can teach me how get along with a stranger, not someone I should be close to.

What are we going to get? Some artificial, hollywood acting relationship where I cannot be myself or where we are faking affection we were taught?

I am not saying counselling is valueless, but I would find it a struggle to see it for me.

While I am won't go as far as down Counseling (I truly believe it can play a big role in many of the issues people have in relationship) the highlighted part is precisely what I am talking about on the thread about love. We have no problem talking to how friends, being ourselves with them, showing our true feelings without fear of reprisal and even if there is. . .we know more often than not it won't last long. Why then do we have a problem approaching the people we claim we LOVE in the same manner? Why?!! What is it that makes the former more "trouble withstanding" than the latter?

What are the possibilities that Anny's husband will treat any of his friends the way he is treating her (heck, I bet he would be absolutely appalled at the mere suggestion that he is an uncaring friend) yet he has no problem being that way with the woman he claims he LOVES.

So what then is love?!

chaircover: OK lets narrow this down . . . .I have my reasons to think that General Rudy is either Coogar or Saurun (since they both insist they are different people)

Investigations still carrying on and I may or may not add more names later

Although I probably wouldn't tell if u were right, the answer is not even close. Although I may change the way I write on my post, my views won't change.