Got this roaming on facebook this morning, havve to copy paste

Mary Modupe
Attention! Attention!! Attention!!!

We, the members of Girlfriends Association of
Nigeria(GAN) have observed that our
Boyfriends have embarked on the strike
proposed by the Boyfriends Association of
Nigeria(BAN). Our Boyfriends have
relinguished their responsibilitie s, a childish
move.
It is highly regrettable that our cherished and
beloved Boyfriends, people who will suffered
for, people who will sacrificed for.....have
decided to follow this path.
Some of our boyfriends have cancelled their
Traditional marriages and introductions,
Some of our Boyfriends have come up with
bizarre excuses such as "I am building a
house in the village", "I am the sole sponsor
to my sister's wedding", "I want to buy a car
for my Mum", "I bought some plots of Land"
e.t.c.
For Chrissakes, we are not stopping you guys
from spending on your Families.
You can't slap your child and expect Her not
to cry. Our boyfriends have slapped Us and
we are crying.

An emergency meeting was held today at
High-Level Hotel, Mubi, Adamawa state...under
tight security.

The following resolutions were reached with
simple majority;
1)-That since our boyfriends have
relinguished their responsibilitie s, we have
entered a contractual agreement with the
Sugar Daddies Association of Nigeria(SUDAN)
2)-That the agreement will last till June 2013.
3)-That since most of our boyfriends are
students and poor, members of SUDAN have
promised to spoil us with money. They said
houses and expensive cars will be presented
as gifts this Yuletide period.
4)-That since Sugar Daddies are apparent lazy
in bed, as they only prefer Blowjobs and Cow-
girl style...it is highly preferable to our
boyfriends who loves blowjobs, doggy,
scissor, standing, mosquito, and coconut
styles.
5)-That we have observed that some of the
members of SUDAN are divorcees, and some
members of GAN may buy the idea of getting
married to some Sugar Daddies.
6)-That the President of GAN should plead
with our Mothers, the Sugar Mummies
Association of Nigeria(SUMAN) to cut all forms
of relationship with some of our estranged
boyfriends.
7)-That during this agreement with SUDAN,
we will halt all forms of communication with
our boyfriends.
-That the B.A.N is given 48hours to stop
their purported strike, and resume full
boyfriend responsibilitie s.
9)-That if our boyfriends fail to reply within
the said time, we will start accepting gifts
from Sugar Daddies and cooperating with
them.
10)-That a Memorandum of Understanding
(MOU) calling to an end of the strike, be duly
signed by our Legal adviser and the President
of B.A.N, and also made public.
11)-That since it has been proven that the
illness, Congi-nitis(lac k of sex) leads to loss of
memory and brain damage, we assumed that
the decision of BAN to embark on a two-
month strike was ill-advised.

Thanks.

Signed:
Engr. Cynthia Chukwuemeka
(Legal Adviser)

Nigerian girls are seriously planning for d on-coming xmas holidays
Some have even bought pants,bra,g-strings and cotonu hair on credit
WitH-d notion dat their boyfriends would pay
Its a good tin BAN took dat strike - I'm 100% behind them

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**sighs**

childish crap!

190-the-clown:


Nigerian girls are seriously planning for d on-coming xmas holidays
Some have even bought pants,bra,g-strings and cotonu hair on credit
WitH-d notion dat their boyfriends would pay
Its a good tin BAN took dat strike - I'm 100% behind them

My hero!

190-the-clown:


My super-woman

Shhhh! You'll give up your anti-hero identity! Stay baaaad!

Flytefalls:

Shhhh! You'll give up your anti-hero identity! Stay baaaad!

I'l be damned if I say No not 2marry you
Ure not even Nigerian 2make tins better

190-the-clown:


I'l be damned if I say No not 2marry you
Ure not even Nigerian 2make tins better

Haha! Just stay baad!

Flytefalls:

Haha! Just stay baad!

So u like me been bad

190-the-clown:



So u like me been bad

You're a unique head case, but you are also the reason I registered here .

FYI I have my Nigerian hubby-to-be, so I'm not begging. Just appreciating fine works

190 has a groupie

Go on strike joor! I'll ve a breathing space 4 a while

Mynd_44: 190 has a groupie

Yes