Funny things guys do
1. A guy will call his girlfrnd 5tyms a day 35tyms a week 140tyms a month but calls his mum twice in a month..I laf
2. A guy will give his girl 5000naira for her hair and will argue with his barber over 200naira haircut...
3. A guy will spend 20,000naira taking his girl and her frnds out but when his lil brother calls and says brother please send me 100naira credit, he will say do you know how I survive here. Life is hell...
4.A guy will raise shoulders for his dad and knee down for a lady
5. A guy will receive a slap from a lady and she'll say 'don't be stupid'..nd what next they'll laf over it...a guy will receive the same intensity of slap from his male frnd...nd he'll start rolling his sleeves...HE WAN FIGHT
6. A girl will hit her leg and a guy will say 'sorry dear'..' Dearie are you hurt'....a guy will hit his leg and a guy will say 'idiot u no dey see road'...'Mumu use ur eyes'
7. A guy will allow a girl to eat d last food he has....but will struggle to share with his fellow guys
8. A guy will give a girl 15,000 for weekend and put 20naira offering in church
U KNOW FUNNY THINGS GUYS DO, ADD URs joor make we laugh

@op, honestly every aspect of your write up are true nature of the guys.

A guy will pay full BB subscription for his girlfrienf, send her N1500 MTN card but will load only N100 Card on his phone.

gulfer: A guy will pay full BB subscription for his girlfriend, send her N1500 MTN card but will load only N100 Card on his phone.

Mind u.. Not all guyz.. I can't be foolish enough to do that.

It's called being romantic

mondi_cheeks: It's called being romantic

Romantic indeed!!!
I no fit fall maga for any chickala, I be proper Ijebu boy.

mondi_cheeks: It's called being romantic

The same person that said it's being romantic, would be the same person that would be quick to call a guy that does that a Mugu!

Wahala de o!

jhydebaba:
Romantic indeed!!!
I no fit fall maga for any chickala, I be proper Ijebu boy.

my guy no dey make noise abeg....

jez pray make u no jam d one wey pass ya power

dmcdad:
The same person that said it's being romantic, would be the same person that would be quick to call a guy that does that a Mugu!

no I wldnt

mondi_cheeks: no I wldnt

yeah right

dmcdad:
The same person that said it's being romantic, would be the same person that would be quick to call a guy that does that a Mugu!

True talk

Mynd_44:
yeah right

why would I mock him?

mondi_cheeks: why would I mock him?

Cos you are.

Good morning to you

Mynd_44:
Cos you are.

Good morning to you

it proves how much u don't know at all...good morning to u too

mondi_cheeks: it proves how much u don't know at all...good morning to u too

Yeah it does.

Well opinions and individuals

Very funny and very plausible...i think that is part of the romance. Yet,women being insatiable creatures will still complain that 9ja men aint romantic. SMH

binger: Very funny and very plausible...i think that is part of the romance. Yet,women being insatiable creatures will still complain that 9ja men aint romantic. SMH

well are they?

U guys av all 4gotten dat d guy gets something from her which "others" cant give.....though d guy in question has a bad negotiating power.

Exponental: U guys av all 4gotten dat d guy gets something from her which "others" cant give.....though d guy in question has a bad negotiating power.

Really.... what does he get from her?

Even if you go to the extend of laying down your life for a girl, she will still complain after your demise that you are not capable enough....awon obirin sha...May God save us from your hands.

Atheist:-D:


Really.... what does he get from her?

are u a gay?

Exponental:
are u a gay?

No. So answer the question... what does he get from her?

Na b4 b dat 3years ago when I was a mumu,maga... NOT Anymore. Now I treat everyone at the same level and would give only what I consider as change...

The only way I would cross dat line is when she's proven her worth which most of hardly do anyway.

My money has value and if u must get it, u got to have some values...

mondi_cheeks: well are they?

are they not?

binger: Very funny and very plausible...i think that is part of the romance. Yet,women being insatiable creatures will still complain that 9ja men aint romantic. SMH

Well most people (men and women alike don't know what they like)

jhydebaba:
Romantic indeed!!!
I no fit fall maga for any chickala, I be proper Ijebu boy.

i have marked ur face!

Sexxydivaa:
i have marked ur face!

Lol at marked your face

mashnino:

my guy no dey make noise abeg....

jez pray make u no jam d one wey pass ya power

Come here, u no get respect oh! Na ur senior brother dey make noise
Na jazz abi na juju Bone that thing joor

Sexxydivaa:
i have marked ur face!

Na ur toto go suffer am, I sorry for u. Ijebu man no dey short

Mynd_44:
Well most people (men and women alike don't know what they like)

Exactly! Another factor-Misplaced Priorities.

binger: Exactly! Another factor-Misplaced Priorities.

lol