A reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan to a pretty girl seeking a rich husband
A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:

Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?

I'm going to be honest of what I'm
going to say here. I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is.considered only as middle class in New York. My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married?

I wanted to ask: what should I do to.marry rich persons like you? Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit.

If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough.

I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I've met a few girls who don't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)
Ms. Pretty

A philosophical reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan:

Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.

My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here.
From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.

Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money" : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square. However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year.

Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later. By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a "trading position."
If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or "leased". ____

Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advise that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool. Hope this reply helps.
signed,
J.P. Morgan CEO

Wisdom! Damn,this Morgan dude is wise.See the way he answered a very foolish question in a very wise way with practical and logical reasons...btw,seems the 'marry a made-man' syndrome is not limited to Nigerian girls.

The only post I ever read, holding my breath!

Now where do I get tutorials on investments?

mehn..... i love this

That lady should be independent first before seeking to marry a rich man

SMH @ her and well I know most of the ladies are like that

Interesting, Very Interesting.

This is soo old! And the reply was anonymous and not from the CEO of JPMorgan whose real name is Jamie Dimon. He doesn't have time for kids stuff like this.

Having said that the point is very clear. Gold diggers are everywhere so bachelors better beware!

^^^^You stole this comment from me, the post is the definition of stale! CEO of JPMorgan ko, cleaner of JPMorgan ni!

That post is old

But come 2think of it, isn't acidiosis trying 2stir up trouble with that
Post of his -
I don't trust that boy at all-hes too stubborn

Smh

#EcoSpeaks!!!

Hope some rich guy or ready made chauvinists change their ways. Lazy divas! Go to the ant n learn its way.

** whistling and strolling pass thread**

190-the-clown:
That post is old

But come 2think of it, isn't acidiosis trying 2stir up trouble with that
Post of his -
I don't trust that boy at all-hes too stubborn

Smh

ah! I dont understand you oo, the only thing I wanna stir now is my pot of egusi soup

Shollypopz: ^^^^You stole this comment from me, the post is the definition of stale! CEO of JPMorgan ko, cleaner of JPMorgan ni!

sorry sholy for stealing your post.. don't jail me pls..