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Monkey In Coat Storms Toronto Department Store by Jakumo(m): 6:15am On Dec 11, 2012 |
Shoppers at an Ikea store in Canada were left stunned when a monkey wearing a John Motson-style coat was spotted wandering around the car park.The smartly-dressed primate, whose jacket resembles the sheepskin one often worn by the football commentator, turned up at the entrance to the furniture store in Toronto.http://uk.news.yahoo.com/ikea-monkey-macaque-coat-seen-toronto-103057947.html This is a very serious development, particularly since the incident was recorded in the city of Toronto, Canada, from where most of the fake academic diplomas owned by Nigerian politicians originate. Could this be a Nigerian politican's messenger on his way to procure another bogus dimploma ? Regardless of the explantation for this apparition, there is NO cause for alarm, as crack detectives are hot on the trail of the culprit, with a view to apprehending him and bringing him to justice. Stand by for further updates on this unfolding drama. 3 Likes |
Re: Monkey In Coat Storms Toronto Department Store by ujchief(m): 6:23am On Dec 11, 2012 |
Mtcheewwww 1 Like |
Re: Monkey In Coat Storms Toronto Department Store by Caseless: 6:40am On Dec 11, 2012 |
Smh.... |
Re: Monkey In Coat Storms Toronto Department Store by kellystech(m): 9:04am On Dec 11, 2012 |
That is a perfect gentleman |
Re: Monkey In Coat Storms Toronto Department Store by Nobody: 9:04am On Dec 11, 2012 |
Nigerian media and STORM. Gej STORMS Nass Mikel STORMS Eagles camp Super eagles STORMS Liberia Na wa oooo 4 Likes |
Re: Monkey In Coat Storms Toronto Department Store by topsyking: 9:06am On Dec 11, 2012 |
If dis kind tin happen for naija..d monkey na deadmeat..pple dey paara for naija...ordinary sea turtle for lekki..b4 u say jack, he don enter pot..- I dey fear naija dis days...na red eye red eye we dey 2 Likes |
Re: Monkey In Coat Storms Toronto Department Store by Francheezy(m): 9:06am On Dec 11, 2012 |
COOL STORY |
Re: Monkey In Coat Storms Toronto Department Store by Nobody: 9:07am On Dec 11, 2012 |
caseless: Smh....must you use the acronym. What is in the story that is making you to shake your head (smh). Abi you get headache... yeye. 1 Like |
Re: Monkey In Coat Storms Toronto Department Store by ebamma3: 9:07am On Dec 11, 2012 |
And what are we suppose to do about this? |
Re: Monkey In Coat Storms Toronto Department Store by maigida231(m): 9:08am On Dec 11, 2012 |
Mumu oyibos |
Re: Monkey In Coat Storms Toronto Department Store by Okijajuju1(m): 9:08am On Dec 11, 2012 |
2 dumb threads in under 5 mins.... 1 Madness thread and one Monkey thread... I guess the Mayan prophesy is true... **Goodbye cruel world** 1 Like |
Re: Monkey In Coat Storms Toronto Department Store by dridowu: 9:09am On Dec 11, 2012 |
All ds tin na oyinbo country fit happen, if it happen in Nigeria na pepper soup b dat |
Re: Monkey In Coat Storms Toronto Department Store by topsyking: 9:12am On Dec 11, 2012 |
Okija_juju: 2 dumb threads in under 5 mins....Better way to end ur mystery... |
Re: Monkey In Coat Storms Toronto Department Store by TheKingsQueen: 9:12am On Dec 11, 2012 |
Why did the Poster spoil the cool monkey news with that his footnote? |
Re: Monkey In Coat Storms Toronto Department Store by 80million1: 9:18am On Dec 11, 2012 |
*Speechless* Since i've be banned in Romance section,lemme drop my comments here. The ONLY traits ladies want is CASH! |
Re: Monkey In Coat Storms Toronto Department Store by Okijajuju1(m): 9:18am On Dec 11, 2012 |
topsyking: With that gbagaun, I hereby present you with a gift... [img]http://triptotheouthouse.files./2009/08/browningpro9.jpg[/img] Use it wisely.. Your misery is worse than my Mystery.. 10 Likes |
Re: Monkey In Coat Storms Toronto Department Store by Nobody: 9:35am On Dec 11, 2012 |
Okija_juju: |
Re: Monkey In Coat Storms Toronto Department Store by pendusky(m): 9:40am On Dec 11, 2012 |
The man i mean the monkey need to be thoroughly interogated! I dont trust men i mean monkey these days! |
Re: Monkey In Coat Storms Toronto Department Store by Walexz02(m): 9:42am On Dec 11, 2012 |
Mtschewww. See hw dem come fabricate the headline like sey d story na die. |
Re: Monkey In Coat Storms Toronto Department Store by TeenageMoney(m): 10:08am On Dec 11, 2012 |
Okija_juju: Must u corrected him Cant u fit left him like that Who know the one you dey spoke everyday?? LWKMDEAD |
Re: Monkey In Coat Storms Toronto Department Store by Anvaller: 10:11am On Dec 11, 2012 |
Jakumo: Don't draw Canada into ur Nigeria Scam Mess at all... This is one serious country with integrity that is high on ranking on different facet, including education, standard of living, Low crime, low unemployment, low pollution, zero tolerance to corruption, etc. |
Re: Monkey In Coat Storms Toronto Department Store by Nobody: 10:21am On Dec 11, 2012 |
lucenzo: Nigerian media and STORM. Ugochukwu STORMS Mr. Biggs. No be to chop 2 Likes |
Re: Monkey In Coat Storms Toronto Department Store by timbros(m): 10:26am On Dec 11, 2012 |
The monkey wan buy furniture |
Re: Monkey In Coat Storms Toronto Department Store by Dreyl(m): 10:38am On Dec 11, 2012 |
Smhid... |
Re: Monkey In Coat Storms Toronto Department Store by Nobody: 10:46am On Dec 11, 2012 |
#80million:lol Your head no just correct. You should have waited for them to unban you then post your comment there. |
Re: Monkey In Coat Storms Toronto Department Store by Ishilove: 11:00am On Dec 11, 2012 |
Anvaller:Can't thou taketh a joke? |
Re: Monkey In Coat Storms Toronto Department Store by redcliff: 11:03am On Dec 11, 2012 |
topsyking: ITs a |
Re: Monkey In Coat Storms Toronto Department Store by redcliff: 11:04am On Dec 11, 2012 |
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Re: Monkey In Coat Storms Toronto Department Store by Ishilove: 11:04am On Dec 11, 2012 |
Jakumo:Tsk tsk, Mr Jakumo, your cynicism and sarcasm are in a class of their own. 1 Like |
Re: Monkey In Coat Storms Toronto Department Store by dasparrow: 11:44am On Dec 11, 2012 |
Ishilove: I wonder oh! He/she is such a Typical Nigerian! He/she will be quick to defend a western country with his/her last breath even though his/her roots don't lie there and whites generally speaking don't like blacks but he/she will never contribute towards making Nigeria or even other parts of black Africa better. Anvaller: Since you are oh so passionate about Canada, I don't know why you are on nairaland.com and not on canadiandollar.com or some other Canadian online forum oh that's right! Canadians (the Caucasoid ones who make up the majority of the population in Canada) don't want your inferiority complex stricken Negroid black a55 there! Opps! @Post Cute monkey! 2 Likes |
Re: Monkey In Coat Storms Toronto Department Store by Anvaller: 12:10pm On Dec 11, 2012 |
dasparrow: Relax dude, u are only hurting becos truth hurts. Did u call me a negroid black a55? Well that is what I get sometime for being black, African and Nigerian. The most derogation I get are from co negroids like u, it is only more of a shame when the negroid is a Nigerian like me. It is so ironical that ppl outside of my race have never been as rude to me as my own "negroid a55 race" Think about it dude. We can be better as Africans and not "negroids" 1 Like |
Re: Monkey In Coat Storms Toronto Department Store by Maleeq(m): 12:57pm On Dec 11, 2012 |
#singing nursery ryhme: a goat in a coat? can goat wear a coat! people would laugh at a goat in a coat! (PS: Replace goat with monkey and sing it again) |
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