chirpywest:
@all, this trend is lovely

pseudonomer: What if I want to live in puerto rico or the virgin Island for a like 2yrs. How will I go about it?

Flytefalls:
... Welcome . Today I'm offering pattie in coco bread, or breadfruit and saltfish to nice people like u. Take.

chirpywest:
Glad to hear this but would like to get that ur offer in reality instead of imaginary way.hope u are doing great. Cheers

Flytefalls:
... Welcome . Today I'm offering pattie in coco bread, or breadfruit and saltfish to nice people like u. Take.

Table Leg :

No i want ackee, salt fish and plantains

Flytefalls:
I can always google you a recipe for your own hands to make real .

Flytefalls:
The plantain will cost you extra this ain't "all u can eat"!

chirpywest:
Serously waiting for you to google it now!

Table Leg :

How much?

Flytefalls:
Do you have a breadfruit though? I'll give you a discount to pick from my tree . (subject to Mr 190 approval)

chirpywest:
Who's mr 190?

Flytefalls:
I'm in London right now. Rent and utilities are high. £5.49 and you can choose your own favourable institution to convert your Naira. No US dollars please. No refunds/exchanges allowed. No appealing against portion size.

Let's do business

Flytefalls:
He owns my breadfruit

chirpywest:
Forgive me mr 190 cos I don't think that this approval seeking is permissable!

Table Leg :

I am in London too ... So let's get it started :-)

Flytefalls:
Alright. Come to south Caribbean and there are plenty of trees . Roasting it beside the sea is standard

Flytefalls:
Lovely, Brown Eagle will sort you out . So, you coming caribbean?

Table Leg :

Who is Brown Eagle?

Flytefalls: Go google, find your nearest shop, eat until yu belly ful, and report back to me

chirpywest:
Forgive me mr 190 cos I don't think that this approval seeking is permissable!

back off i dont share

190:

back off i dont share

Table Leg :

Mi nah want google ... Google im rasclart

Table Leg :

Mi nah want google ... Google im rasclart

Flytefalls:

Clarendon and Manchester . My paternal grandparents . Never ever been to those parts because my grandma had her personal grudges with her people Lool. Been to Ocho Rios and Kingston. Omg I need to go back sharpish

Which parts you from?

*Kails*:


My mom's paternal side is from north east part of the island (portland area)
and her maternal is from south east (st. catherine).

ocho rios is lovely!! i looooove ochi! kingston is aiight.

i prefer the country folks. so you can speak/write in patois?

chirpywest:
Consider it done mr 190

Flytefalls:
Lol, ok so my 190 shares no breadfruit but you should visit . Roast breadfruit with saltfish and a Sunset (the skyline AND the drink type ) mmmmm

Flytefalls:
Lol, my tendency is when I'm cussing, the Jamaican patois arrives. My voice goes deep, I kmt, my hands lift (palms first), my eyes narrow and then I begin hehe. I blame my grandma, I got enough cussing as a child.

Otherwise I'm a fully bred London chick coated in multiculture . Ochi was beautiful! The men, haha. Well we all know about Jamaican men and their silk tongues. Needed to be rescued by my dad a few times. The countryside is amazing, if you have the right person to show you around! I plan to stay with fam in st Elizabeth next time

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*Kails*:


oh ok. so you can't write it [patois] though?
and I agree about the country side. it's awesome. Not only do i want to go back but i want to retire there (anywhere in the northern part of the island).