Please stop this childish play for once. yeah, all work no play makes jack/ joke a dull boy/ girl, but all play no work makes him/ her the dullest!

Balance b/d

gabscity:

Dexterax:

deept:

Elai147:

currentprice:

passwelle:

presiade: Please stop this childish play for once.

Dude, why so serious?

Don't call me dude o, because we are BNSITL here

Ugosample: Good evening house, I'm ugo, an undergraduate student and I would really like to learn more about the stock market... I've searched the internet without much satisfaction. Can anyone please rum me through the process.

You can't run through the process, you have to walk through d process. A journey experience is needed...

presiade: Please stop this childish play for once. yeah, all work no play makes jack/ joke a dull boy/ girl, but all play no work makes him/ her the dullest!

what is childish about joking once in a while? don't take this life too serious o Bros!!

ihedioramma: I LOVE jokeoftheyear dan sorryoftheyear eg,afribank,phb,deer e.t.c sorry. let oando carry go,if conoil can pay #4 think what oando can pay.

For now, oando cant pay up to N1.

Nigerian STock Exchange:

1. SEC'S Pronouncement on the Minimum Capital Requirement for Brokers

2. Indigenous oil firms produce 865,000 bpd

3. Ebola now national emergency – Health Minister

4. UNIONDAC declares N41.94million PAT in Q2 '14 result

5. ABCTRANS : Moving within the symmetric triangle

6. Stocks hold ground, extend gains amid negative breadth

7. Benin Disco seeks 23 years jail term for power equipment theft

8. Discos must pay consumers who buy transformers

9. CONOIL Appoints Charles Uwaechie as an Executive Director

10. CUTIX declares N207.1million PAT in '13 Audited result

11. Custodian and Allied explains impressive results

12. Market rebounds as cement stocks attract high demand

Source: @BusinessNews @proshare

ayztech:

E pele sir... abeg nor sick o

Try eat hot(peppery+heat) fresh fish pepper soup...'where-there-is-no-doctor' says it cures all manner of illnesses. Doo

Thank you my dear, you are the only one that truly cares about me..Because of you i have decided to break up with bigass and hook up with you permenently.

@Dexterax, no vex oh just blame it on the alcohol

@agbalowomeri, abeg come carry your property

passwelle: Anyone know the outcome of the FO meeting yet? As their insider trading activities go resume officially tomorrow

Bros the only news that i know for now is that their Q2 result for this year is far better than the one for last year. As per the outcome of their meeting, i never hear anything, as FO hardly rant just like how Oga B2br pointed out. Their result will soon hit the market but do your own DD.

Many thanks!

passwelle: Conoil to pay 4.00 dividend
http://www.nse.com.ng/Financial_NewsDocs/7071_CONOIL_PLC_BOARD_RESOLUTION_CORPORATE_ACTIONS_AUGUST_2014.pdf

Our laughter can only start after the board meeting, because last year #2 was declared only for them to make a turn around to pay #1 stating bad Q2 result as a reason. This is no discouragement for traders oh, buying now is still a premium because some people entered at #79.

Plenty gbosa for Oga Yem085!!! I opened my Morgan account, let trading begin!

miftpulse:
Our laughter can only start after the board meeting, because last year #2 was declared only for them to make a turn around to pay #1 stating bad Q2 result as a reason. This is no discouragement for traders oh, buying now is still a premium because some people entered at #79.

Indeed I recall. The #4 was approved by the board on Monday the 4th.

Conoil may be on full bid today.
7.5m units bid from pre-market. Thats more than 1% of the Company's OS .

passwelle: Conoil may be on full bid today.
7.5m units bid from pre-market. Thats more than 1% of the Company's OS .

You don't expect anything less my brother, buying now is still a good deal.Comparing dividend yield in the sector, conoil's seem to be the best so far, though we're hoping that FO will also do us proud. Then going forward, conoil low outstanding shares is a good thing for investors.

SWG1: With the result from union diagnostic and eps of 1.18 , do we see a come back on this one. cutix end of yr result without dividend?

We need to see their audited result to know if they ve turned the table.
meanwhile i have cancelled my outstanding sell mandate till then.( further spread of ebola = goodnews 4 uniondiag )

hbrednic:
meanwhile i have cancelled my outstanding sell mandate till then.( further spread of ebola = goodnews 4 uniondiag )

Chai, see capitalism at its height

There is currently an Ebola outbreak putting all of us at risk. Pls help educate all around u by sending this msg to all your contacts..

❓What is EBOLA?

It's a virus that attacks a person blood system:

Ebola is what scientists call a haemorraghic fever - it operates by making its victims bleed from almost
anywhere on their body.
Usually victims bleed to
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Ebola is highly contagious;
Being transmitted via
contact with body fluids
such as blood, sweat, saliva,
semen or other body discharges.

Ebola is however NOT AN AIRBORNE VIRUS!

EXTREMELY deadly:
About 90% of people that
catch Ebola will die from it.
It's one of the deadliest
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Untreatable(no cure):
Ebola has no known treatment or cure.
Victims are usually treated for symptoms with the faint hope that they
recover.

❓How Do I Know Someone has Ebola?

•Fever
•Headache
•Diarrhoea
•Vomiting
•Weakness
•Joint & Muscle pains
•Stomach Pain
•Lack of Appetite

Protect Yourself:
•Wash Your Hands
with Soap
Do this a lot. You can
also use a good hand
sanitizer. Avoid
unnecessary physical contact with people.

■Restrict yourself to food you prepared yourself.

■Disinfect Your Surroundings
The virus cannot
survive disinfectants,heat, direct sunlight,detergents and soaps.

Clean up!:
•Fumigate If you have Pests.
•Rodents can be carriers of Ebola.
•Fumigate your environment & dispose off the carcasses properly!
•Dead bodies CAN still
transmit Ebola.
•Don't touch them without
protective gear or better yet avoid them altogether.

Protect Yourself:
•Use protective gear if you
must care or go near
someone you suspect has
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Report:
•Report any suspicious
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Educate Everyone:
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hbrednic:

We need to see their audited result to know if they ve turned the table.
meanwhile i have cancelled my outstanding sell mandate till then.( further spread of ebola = goodnews 4 uniondiag )

I hope say u no follow them arrange the virus come for we country to make profit. I hope u ppl equally developed the antivirus before unleashing that brutal virus that made the fatal HIV look like pimples.

#moneysage show yourself.
All this calculated strike action in health sector and inception of Ebola leaves so many questions to be answered.

Nothing like market bull, struggling with the bear is not easy task ....may be we can have a short bullish episode.

We could create an important topic and link us to it to learn

stockbull: We could create an important topic and link us to it to learn

Topic and link on what oga stockbull?

SWG1:

I hope say u no follow them arrange the virus come for we country to make profit. I hope u ppl equally developed the antivirus before unleashing that brutal virus that made the fatal HIV look like pimples.

#moneysage show yourself.
All this calculated strike action in health sector and inception of Ebola leaves so many questions to be answered.

Kai my oga,i love my country and the people.NIGERIA IS MY HOME.
i wish our government was more proactive.

Born2berich:

Topic and link on what oga stockbull?

i mean non-investment topic sir

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Any idea of what makes Oando stagnant, since after the completion announcement of Cop deal. Is it a good idea to buy some now?

I have a long term investment plan for Oando , Transcorp , enterna , stanbic and CCNN. Watch

Josh121: I have a long term investment plan for Oando , Transcorp , enterna , stanbic and CCNN. Watch

I agree 100% with you on all except Stanbic. As for me, my Oando shares will be for keep @ least 12 months. U can check proshare for their analysis on Oando advising investors to buy more at this price and KEEP for long term

I don take my ccnn loot enta house.

Aks:
I agree 100% with you on all except Stanbic. As for me, my Oando shares will be for keep @ least 12 months. U can check proshare for their analysis on Oando advising investors to buy more at this price and KEEP for long term

I hope you know proshare has always been an advocate of oando? Infact, after i noticed that the news of COP deal was done and no positive rally occured on this stock despite the long wait for the consummation of the COP deal, i have put oando as one of the stock to bail out from until i fully understand what exactly is going on. #my thoughts

mercylicious: I don take my ccnn loot enta house.

Make i come join u for your room come count the money?