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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 10:46pm On Feb 09, 2013
hornipipe: copy and paste cheesy
I'll pass cheesy
hahahaha....I dey tell you grin grin grin

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 10:47pm On Feb 09, 2013
FXKing2012:
Just keep moving dude.
sure thing brother, I'll do just that grin

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 10:47pm On Feb 09, 2013
Idowuogbo:
Mrs incoherent again? Lwkmd! Eyi ga gan o!

Granny have I hurt you? smiley

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 10:48pm On Feb 09, 2013
Caracta: lalaosky cheesy

lol...aproko woman...nl nun

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by FXKing2012(m): 10:49pm On Feb 09, 2013
hornipipe: www.searchquotes.com/quotation/Are_you_always_this_stupid_or_are_you_making_a_special_effort_today./277232/
It's a common saying usually directed at dimwits, for some weird reason I expected you to know but obviously I was wrong....I keep overrating people.

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Idowuogbo(f): 10:49pm On Feb 09, 2013
HotNaijaBabe: So, if I swear! What will u do? This geh, I repeat.. U will kill urself oh! Biko, u are what? The Grand Commander of NL.. or you think you are important! Who is fecking with u? Me! HotNaijaBabe? Fecking with u, Old, fugly, Mumushious, Un-trained gutter mouth!
I dare not feck with u, mama-werey... Don't wanna catch some STI's!

Hahahaha! Jargons! U funny dioe!

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 10:51pm On Feb 09, 2013
Idowuogbo:
Mrs incoherent again? Lwkmd! Eyi ga gan o!
Shut up!! It's not working, dummy!!
....... She never called you Ms incoherent, she said, "use your words in context"....They are not the same thing, Ms Olodo!! Stop opening ur yansh, dullard!

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by FXKing2012(m): 10:51pm On Feb 09, 2013
hornipipe: sure thing brother, I'll do just that grin
u had better

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Idowuogbo(f): 10:51pm On Feb 09, 2013
NnekaGirl:

Granny have I hurt you? smiley
Yea... U bullying me! Let me do a coldnaijababe and write a letter to seun. Lmao! Oh damn! Dis technique make sense o! No b every amphibian persin must word battle. Minors!

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 10:52pm On Feb 09, 2013
FXKing2012:
It's a common saying usually directed at dimwits, for some weird reason I expected you to know but obviously I was wrong.
i would have given you just 5 minutes of my time tonight but you're not worth it. Don't steal lines from google, let google steal from you.
Enough said, you no reach grin grin grin

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 10:52pm On Feb 09, 2013
Shollypopz:
Shut up!! It's not working, dummy!!
....... She never called you Ms incoherent, she said, "use your words in context"....They are not the same thing, Ms Olodo!! Stop opening ur yansh, dullard!

Thankyou! !

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 10:52pm On Feb 09, 2013
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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Idowuogbo(f): 10:53pm On Feb 09, 2013
Shollypopz:
Shut up!! It's not working, dummy!!
....... She never called you Ms incoherent, she said, "use your words in context"....They are not the same thing, Ms Olodo!! Stop opening ur yansh, dullard!
Oh lawd! Body dey pepper u? ROFTLMAOO!

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by FXKing2012(m): 10:53pm On Feb 09, 2013
Shollypopz:
Shut up!! It's not working, dummy!!
....... She never called you Ms incoherent, she said, "use your words in context"....They are not the same thing, Ms Olodo!! Stop opening ur yansh, dullard!

See the person calling another olodo (lol).
Chai! Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing. Pls don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own and I'm afraid it's doing just that.

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 10:54pm On Feb 09, 2013
I thought Idowu and sholly were cool sha
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Idowuogbo(f): 10:54pm On Feb 09, 2013
HotNaijaBabe: Lets see, are u alone?
Where are ur fockers?
U are predictable, u knw.
Go search 4 dm, PM them, beg them to come help u out.
Coz u cant do this all alone. Most popular Mad Moniker on NL.

More compliments? Gbayi! Carry go! grin grin
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 10:55pm On Feb 09, 2013
Ileke-IdI:
I thought Idowu and sholly were cool sha
We are cool oo but Idowu is not smart, "me no like dull chics" grin grin grin
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Idowuogbo(f): 10:56pm On Feb 09, 2013
Ileke-IdI:
I thought Idowu and sholly were cool sha
Kon she gbogbo alangba to ba da nu de le ni inu e mo. wink
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 10:56pm On Feb 09, 2013
Idowuogbo:
Yea... U bullying me! Let me do a coldnaijababe and write a letter to seun. Lmao! Oh damn! Dis technique make sense o! No b every amphibian persin must word battle. Minors!

No you know what will be good idea? If you could go back in hiding like you did before and then come back and lie about it to save face . cheesy
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Ishilove: 10:57pm On Feb 09, 2013
What da fucck is going on here?

This is disgraceful. Just disgraceful! angry. A really lovely thread derailed by puerile e-fights. For shame!
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 10:57pm On Feb 09, 2013
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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Idowuogbo(f): 10:58pm On Feb 09, 2013
Ishilove: What da fucck is going on here?

This is disgraceful. Just disgraceful! angry. A really lovely thread derailed by puerile e-fights. For shame!
Calm down joor! grin grin
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by FXKing2012(m): 10:58pm On Feb 09, 2013
hornipipe: i would have given you just 5 minutes of my time tonight but you're not worth it. Don't steal lines from google, let google steal from you.
Enough said, you no reach grin grin grin
Yet another shallow mind wandering the pages of nairaland. You are less than my poo, why would I wanna waste my time engaging a known nincompoop.
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 11:00pm On Feb 09, 2013
Idowuogbo:
Oh lawd! Body dey pepper u? ROFTLMAOO!
*epic face palm*...smh
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 11:00pm On Feb 09, 2013
FXKing2012:

See the person calling another olodo (lol).
Chai! Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing. Pls don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own and I'm afraid it's doing just that.
www.searchquotes.com/quotation/Brains_aren't_everything._In_fact_in_your_case_they're_nothing./278816/
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Idowuogbo(f): 11:01pm On Feb 09, 2013
NnekaGirl:

No you know what will be good idea? If you could go back in hiding like you did before and then come back and lie about it to save face . cheesy
Ok! No frablem! But... My fans nko? Are u gonna deal wiv d new threads dey might open daily in search of moi? Azz muncher! How we go do am?
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 11:01pm On Feb 09, 2013
NnekaGirl:

Thankyou! !
U are welcome, alternate account smiley
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Idowuogbo(f): 11:02pm On Feb 09, 2013
HotNaijaBabe: Lol., cool moniker.
ColdNaijaBabe.
So, this letter u saw that was sent by me..has bn giving u sleepless nights, ryt!
U are the bestest werey on here, grandma..
U deserve all the compliments, u knw!
I know! O gbayi baje! My head dey swell grin
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 11:03pm On Feb 09, 2013
FXKing2012:
Yet another shallow mind wandering the pages of nairaland. You are less than my poo, why would I wanna waste my time engaging a known nincompoop.
at least you didn't use google here lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Advise yourself and stop quoting me for your own good. undecided
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 11:03pm On Feb 09, 2013
hornipipe: www.searchquotes.com/quotation/Brains_aren't_everything._In_fact_in_your_case_they're_nothing./278816/
Boss!! Boss!! Boss!!

....*salute* cool
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by FXKing2012(m): 11:05pm On Feb 09, 2013
hornipipe: ...
Already told u u are worth less than my poo so pls quit hanging unto my di.ck
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Oahray: 11:06pm On Feb 09, 2013
Ileke-IdI:
I thought Idowu and sholly were cool sha
Auntie abeg shift comot from road... Ehen, thank you cheesy

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