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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by abiL(f): 11:44pm On Feb 09, 2013
Idowu haff suffered on this thread.

No be me talk am o!

grin grin cheesy cheesy

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 11:45pm On Feb 09, 2013
hornipipe: grin grin have fun brother.

i'm doing so thanks to the VIP i bought grin grin

BTW, sholly, who did you learn this mu ska ska ska from? grin grin

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by abiL(f): 11:45pm On Feb 09, 2013
Let me take my bra off, contact lenses out, change into something comfy...

This show must end with murder. You can't just walk on my thread, create a mess and expect to walk away unpunished. Lai lai!


Shollypopz - I salute! wink

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by 2legit2qwt: 11:46pm On Feb 09, 2013
abiL: Let me take my bra off, contact lenses out, change into something comfy...

This show must end with murder. You can't just walk on my thread, create a mess and expect to walk away unpunished. Lai lai!


Shollypopz - I salute! wink


Can i see? tongue

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 11:47pm On Feb 09, 2013
it was fun while it lasted grin grin

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Caracta(f): 11:48pm On Feb 09, 2013
Judge abiL presiding over this court. The Ruzzler...lol

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by abiL(f): 11:49pm On Feb 09, 2013
Fxcking2012 your mother must have left a curse on you when she gave birth to you.

Your own don finish!!

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 11:49pm On Feb 09, 2013
Caracta:
I want the one i gave you WITHOUT your saliva. Did i tell you to put it in your mouth?
didn't you also spit on it before giving it to me, I've always wanted to have a taste of anything that's got to do with your lips. This opportunity came and i seized it. wink grin

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by 2legit2qwt: 11:50pm On Feb 09, 2013
lalaosky: it was fun while it lasted grin grin

I don't think it's over yet o cheesy

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by FXKing2012(m): 11:50pm On Feb 09, 2013
FXKing2012: I've done @abiL a big favour this evening: I directed traffic to her dead thread and moved it from page 0 to page 9 within 2hrs. Shollypopz, tell her to go on all fours and thank me.

I think my work here is done, let me get back to tracking scammers using their call logs and IP addresses amongst others.

Nairaland o ni baje o!

Have fun y'all!

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Oahray: 11:50pm On Feb 09, 2013
Pheew! Show's not over. *grabs nearest bowl of popcorn, not minding who has it* Make sense! grin

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 11:51pm On Feb 09, 2013
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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Oahray: 11:52pm On Feb 09, 2013
lalaosky: it was fun while it lasted grin grin
Swallow your words madam Lalaoskiatu! The movie get part two smiley

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 11:52pm On Feb 09, 2013
lalaosky:

i'm doing so thanks to the VIP i bought grin grin

nods head cheesy

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by FXKing2012(m): 11:53pm On Feb 09, 2013
abiL: Fxcking2012 your mother must have left a curse on you when she gave birth to you.

Your own don finish!!
Read my last post, my work here is done...still expecting you on all fours though.

Nmuaaaahhh....love u too.

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 11:54pm On Feb 09, 2013
2legit2qwt:

I don't think it's over yet o cheesy

thank obatala grin grin

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by 2legit2qwt: 11:56pm On Feb 09, 2013
lalaosky:

thank obatala grin grin
On a side note, lala are you the one liking all the comments here

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 11:57pm On Feb 09, 2013
Oahray: Swallow your words madam Lalaoskiatu! The movie get part two smiley

lmao @madam lalaoskiatu...i'm a guy jor...you wan turm me to shollypopz?..lol


hold up, who are those liking these posts huh?.. Even dry jokes/jbas, una go like am join


if you like this post, obatala and sango go strike your kpeckus ...*angry*

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 11:59pm On Feb 09, 2013
2legit2qwt:
On a side note, lala are you the one liking all the comments here

nah..i only liked hornipipe's post and i told him..i don't know the likers liking this ish....

Obatala will stike anybody wey like this my reply

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 11:59pm On Feb 09, 2013
Viewing this topic: HotNaijaBabe(f), Lopezmiller,
lalaosky, matrixx(m), 2legit2qwt, abiL(f), AlterEgo™,
hornipipe(m)

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 12:01am On Feb 10, 2013
lalaosky:

lmao @madam lalaoskiatu...i'm a guy jor...you wan turm me to shollypopz?..lol


hold up, who are those liking these posts huh?.. Even dry jokes/jbas, una go like am join


if you like this post, obatala and sango go strike your kpeckus ...*angry*



grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 12:01am On Feb 10, 2013
who are those that liked 2legit's accusation to me?..huh?..it aint funny but a lie!!


*angry*

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Caracta(f): 12:02am On Feb 10, 2013
hornipipe: didn't you also spit on it before giving it to me, I've always wanted to have a taste of anything that's got to do with your lips. This opportunity came and i seized it. wink grin
lol...stop making me laugh abeg

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 12:03am On Feb 10, 2013
acidosis™:




grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


you're the one liking those posts right together with caracta?...say the truth before i'll be roped in as one of the likers...ayam inncoent


p.s:dont like my posts, likers, i don't need it...*angry*

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Oahray: 12:04am On Feb 10, 2013
Show's over already? Nice thing I no buy VIP ticket grin

@caracta, up for some rhymez?
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 12:04am On Feb 10, 2013
lalaosky:


you're the one liking those posts right together with caracta?...say the truth before i'll be roped in as one of the likers...ayam inncoent


p.s:dont like my posts, likers, i don't need it...*angry*

ayam innocent hajiah lalaoskiatu

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 12:04am On Feb 10, 2013
Testing testing!
1,2,3

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 12:06am On Feb 10, 2013
acidosis™:


ayam innocent hajiah lalaoskiatu


haba...acid, stop this "oskaitu"...i don't want people calling me such..it too archaic and unsexy jor


call me lala..it's more sexy grin grin

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Oahray: 12:06am On Feb 10, 2013
acidosis™:


ayam innocent hajiah lalaoskiatu
grin
grin
grin
gringringrin A-LA-O-SKI-A-TU

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Caracta(f): 12:06am On Feb 10, 2013
Funny enough, i didn't like anybody's post

@oahray, you know my writing sucks...but i could try some with you. Where? When?

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by 2legit2qwt: 12:06am On Feb 10, 2013
Lol @ all the 'likers' grin grin
I'll like to clarify, if you like like this i won't like you still like you like cheesy

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by abiL(f): 12:07am On Feb 10, 2013
FXKing2012:
Read my last post, my work here is done...still expecting you on all fours though.

Nmuaaaahhh....love u too.


You're a föol. Whatever that thing was that gave birth to you is a foöl!

Hahaha silly prick! Stop your fascination and obsession with me. It ain't healthy. That shït ain't even cute.

Tell me, why are you finding it so difficult to get my díck out of your stinky mouth.

You worthless, end product of a rètarded red-bottom-baboon!

Old fool! Coming on here to display the manifestation of your attention deprived childhood. You feral, shït eating fággot!

Why do you crave for my attention??! Your whole existence seems to be dependent on my attention, but ain't nobody got time to entertain your sorry àss. Sorry. I'd rather be fücking your dad up the aśs whilst milking your mum's saggy tits wink

I feel sorry for you, I really do, because sometimes we forget that there are challenge people in this world who find things more than difficult... If I had known that this was your case then I would never have read your post. It just wouldn't have been right. Sort of like parking in a disabled space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a high demand on you, causing you to long for my attention.

May a hungry, hairy male baboon blow your dîck off! Iseeee grin

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