Toppié2: You're in the toilet, someone comes to knock, after answering, the person still goes ahead to ask
question: is someone there?
Ans: no na shiit lock the door

chai!.; c as i dey disgrace mysef with tears inside house.

Hilarious

after much IGG ur naked wit a chick and as ur pulling her pants she asks:'Do you want to f**k me?
Ans:No,no vex i jst wan wash ur pant den come study ur p**ny 4 interview

Gombs: Weird enough,it's ladies who asks such questions most atimes

A girl catches her BF having sexxx wit another lady, and she asks "baby,What r u doing?"

He replied "Bible study"

When People C U Lying Down, Wid Ur Eyes Closd Dy Still Ask:- R U Sleepin?

Ans:No! Am Trainin 2 Die.

When It's Rainin & Some1 Notices U Goin Out, Dey Ask: - R U Going Out In Dis Rain?

Ans:No,in The Next 1.

Ur Friend Calls Ur Home Fone:- Where R U?

Ans: At De Bus Stop!

Dey See U Wet Comin 4rm De Bathroom:- Did U Just Hav A Bath?

Ans: No, I Fell In De Toilet Bowl !

U R Standin Rite In Front Of De Elevator On The Ground Floor & Dey Ask:- Goin Up?

Ans: No, No, Em Waitin 4 My Apartmnt 2 Come Down & Get Me.

U Bring A Bunch Of Flowers 4 Ur Sweet Heart & Dey Ask:- R Dose
Flowers?

Ans:No Baby! Dey R Carrots.

U'r On The Queue 2 Buy Tickets at D Cinema, A Friend Saw U & Ask:- Wat R U Doin Here?

Ans: Em Here 2 Pay My Uni
Fee

laffsssssss

Toppié2: You're in the toilet, someone comes to knock, after answering, the person still goes ahead to ask
question: is someone there?
Ans: no na shiit lock the door

if the person ask, just tell him no, there is no one here. If he open opens the door no wait to confirm the face before you deliver the slap

dabrake: I saw this one somewhere

guy1 : she died in the crash?
guy2 : yep
guy1 : damn!!!!!! as a passenger
guy2 : nah. as a LUGGAGE.

YeeEeepa LMAO

Glorified_Tunde: How would u respond to this?
ABOKI: I dey craze?
Ans:

Ans; u no know? Your papa sef follow craze sef. Even ur pikin sef and ur pikin pikin, and ur pikin pikin pikin and ur pikin pikin pikin pikin...lol

Chanchit: You see a kid crying, and u ask "how are you..?"
ans- I'm fine, thats why I'm crying.

this is d funniest lol

Nwando.l.:
Yes u re very correct α̲̅πϑ reason is that as u ask dem,der brains are at d fast run to check if its available in their shops n if not where to get one for u so as nt to miss dis customer. That's d reason for d repitition(which most tyms are repeated sloooowly)

Thanks, perhaps that's the reason.

man escorts friend to airport and comes back

Q: so u are back?

A:no, i jus missed my flight!

apoti: They see you coming out of the bathroom wet, yet they ask, "Did you just have a bath?"
Ans: "No, i fell into the toilet bowl."

You are in the toilet and you lock the door, then someone knock and asked "are you in there"?

Ans *no, the poo lock the door

Nice! I just wondered though, how someone who doesn't get sarcasm would respond to those replies. Someone like Phoebe Buffay for instance

[quote author=Gombs]Weird enough,it's ladies who asks such questions most atimes

A girl catches her BF having sexxx wit another lady, and she asks "baby,What r u doing?"

He replied "Bible study"
Sherelieved) thank God! For a moment it looked like you were having se.x with another woman!

When People C U Lying Down, Wid Ur Eyes Closd Dy Still Ask:- R U Sleepin?

Ans:No! Am Trainin 2 Die.
She: (smiles fondly) it`s so typical of you to want get everything inch perfect.

When It's Rainin & Some1 Notices U Goin Out, Dey Ask: - R U Going Out In Dis Rain?

Ans:No,in The Next 1.
She: oh good, so this one is free (picks her umbrella and goes out in the rain)

Ur Friend Calls Ur Home Fone:- Where R U?

Ans: At De Bus Stop!
She: (panics) well then you better call the police cos u got a break in. I called your house and someone picked up.

Dey See U Wet Comin 4rm De Bathroom:- Did U Just Hav A Bath?

Ans: No, I Fell In De Toilet Bowl !
She: oh then you really should take a bath.

U R Standin Rite In Front Of De Elevator On The Ground Floor & Dey Ask:- Goin Up?

Ans: No, No, Em Waitin 4 My Apartmnt 2 Come Down & Get Me.
She: (outraged) they got those now! And they got me riding the bloody elevator?

U Bring A Bunch Of Flowers 4 Ur Sweet Heart & Dey Ask:- R Dose
Flowers?

Ans:No Baby! Dey R Carrots.
She: honey, I hate to break it to you but whoever sold you those carrots played a fast one on you.

U'r On The Queue 2 Buy Tickets at D Cinema, A Friend Saw U & Ask:- Wat R U Doin Here?
Ans: Em Here 2 Pay My Uni
Fee
She: (whispers conspiratively) gotcha. Secret mission right? My lips are sealed
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Quest: wow I saw Ūя̲̅ post on nairaland,Are u on nairaland?
Ans:no I'm on waterland[/Or koboland quote]b