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| Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by Nobody: 4:52pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Number 4 and 7 killed me!!  The others, not so funny  |
| Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by njideoby(f): 5:04pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Gombs, u really got me choking with laughter! |
| Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by Dahbutter(m): 5:26pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Q: How do u do? A: Sorry; I don't do Q: Are u pregnant ? A: No, I just chop beans belle full Q: hey, u don land? A: no o, i still dey road go wait me 4 park |
| Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by Bluediamond1(f): 5:26pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
boron10:no,actually she grinning. |
| Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by Nobody: 5:35pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
lol @comments. |
| Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by Elebiju: 5:37pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Regiblinkz: *hits head on the floor while laughing*finally here comes M̶̲̥̅̊y̶̲̥̅̊ case study |
| Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by Elebiju: 5:42pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
A friend saw M̶̲̥̅̊y̶̲̥̅̊ post on nairaland and asks Quest: wow I saw Ūя̲̅ post on nairaland,Are u on nairaland? Ans:no I'm on waterland 2 Likes |
| Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by Gombs(m): 5:49pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
njideoby: Gombs, u really got me choking with laughter! Pls dnt choke o!...or shd I say "r u choking?"...lol.waiting for ur ansa 1 Like |
| Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by Nobody: 5:50pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
U dey toilet dey release, person come knock and ask."anybody there?..Ans: "no na shi.t lock the door.............. U are about to sleep somebody ask you." bros u wan sleep"?..Ans: no, am trying to die |
| Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by Kposkila: 5:58pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
sum folks cud actualy annoy sm1, imagine sm1 reading those funny questions people ask in obvious situations nd ask "are these funny questions people ask in obvious situations?" no dey re d laws dat govern rotation n floatation of d earth in d red sea...idiot. 3 Likes |
| Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by badassnigga(m): 6:01pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
No 1: hey what r u doing in market me: hunting elephants 1 Like |
| Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by Naijapikin1: 6:30pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
I was the CLO durin my service year last yr. And as its customary,i went to bring new kopas frm camp, and one of dem asked “are there places dia for us to sleep? I replied him “no, we all sleep on trees“ he got realy mad,but we made up and gad a nice tym 2geda. 2 Likes |
| Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by JOYCEOUS(f): 6:32pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
boron10:Hahahahahahahah heheheheheheh. Yes am laughing! |
| Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by JOYCEOUS(f): 6:40pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Regiblinkz: *hits head on the floor while laughing**rubs his big hed* Sorry dnt cry u hear? 1 Like |
| Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by ignis: 6:54pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
=))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º=)) Laughing in Obasanjo's voice. 1 Like |
| Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by NovusHomo(m): 7:03pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Question: "How is the Harmattan in your area?" Answer: Who feels it knows it. 1 Like |
| Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by Redmosquito(m): 7:06pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
NovusHomo: Question: "How is the Harmattan in your area?"Why  WHYYYYY??I was reading through everybody's post and LMAO and then u came along and spoilt the combo! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!  3 Likes |
| Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by Anubiri(m): 7:18pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
On ur convocation day dey will ask Ques: ah u don gradute? Ans: no oh I jst dey play here wit dis gorwn |
| Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by oweniwe(m): 7:21pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
How do you reply when people ask 'Where is my bread'? I need urgent answers pls. |
| Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by Suljosh: 7:30pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Wen dey c u lying down wit ur eyez clozed n dey stil ask, 'are u sleeping?" Ans: "No! I'm training 2 die...mumu |
| Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by Japlon(m): 7:33pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Someone greets when he returns from somewhere Question: So u are back. Answer: No o. I'm just going ni |
| Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by Suljosh: 7:33pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
U're in d toilet n lock d door n some 1 knocks, askin "is any 1 dere" Ans: No! Na shit lock door. |
| Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by NovusHomo(m): 7:35pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Redmosquito: Freedom of expression is what that is called. |
| Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by NovusHomo(m): 7:36pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
oweniwe: How do you reply when people ask Try the bakery 1 Like |
| Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by dnawah(m): 7:40pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Q: do u no wat Seun is doing now? A; i be witch? A man reading am obituary poster in from of a grave yard,a girl passing by asked him na who be that? He answered,na me,them no write my name well i want correct am. The girl running and shouting Jesus!Jesus!! |
| Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by slimchi2k2(m): 7:45pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
wow nice jokes here |
| Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by andyanders: 7:59pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Oh boy, na you be this?What of your car? He will not ask you your family, na car, to know if you don broke. Answer. I no remember which car. 3 Likes |
| Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by Emmanuel6(m): 8:24pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Arsenate: No 2; the lady in the bus will most likely not know what a local anaesthetic is/does.what is a local anaesthetic? 2 Likes |
| Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by Nobody: 8:30pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
looool....AS funny as dis is, I wont be using it anytime soon.... I might be friendless and jobless, after day 2 of using those replies prescribed here... I never wanna come across as rude....... 1 Like |
| Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by LarrySun(m): 8:31pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Lawyer: WHEN DID THE MAN DIE? Witness: THREE DAYS AGO. Lawyer: WAS THE MAN STILL DEAD YESTERDAY? Witness: YES, HE WAS. Lawyer: WAS HE STILL DEAD THIS MORNING? Witness: NO, HE DREW THE STONE OUT OF HIS TOMB AND ASCENDED INTO HEAVEN. DIDN'T YOU SEE HIM? 2 Likes |
| Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by FXKing2012(m): 8:41pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Everybody is guilty of this, even the OP abd those posting the silly responses |
| Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by Tayo114: 9:00pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
I was wearing nysc shirt going to nysc sceteriat, a lady askd me, are u a Nigerian? I answed no, i'm nycian, she said where is nyscian? I answed: it's in the heaven |
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