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Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by mgbekenaija: 3:09pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Q. Did u enjoy 'it' with him? A. No, that's why i'm here to see if u r any better. Idiot! |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by fittty(m): 3:11pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by mgbekenaija: 3:11pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Q. Did u enjoy 'it' with him? A. Eh, did i just say i did 'it' with him? |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by babanne(m): 3:13pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Gombs: Weird enough,it's ladies who asks such questions most atimes lmao.Creative. Good jokes to have there... |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by Zeebah23(f): 3:16pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
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Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by free2ryhme: 3:19pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
how old will ur mom be when she turns 33? |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by adoken: 3:23pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
The ones I hate most 1. How was your Night? 2. How Far? 3. How you dey? I give a mad man attitude and sniff like trying to pass a message "if dem born you well,dare ask me again" |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by Zeebah23(f): 3:24pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Heeeya,so you now use glasses.what happened to that pair of good eyes? ZEEBAH: I donated them for charity. 3 Likes |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by Gombs(m): 3:26pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
S-berries: Tis fun if d person asking d question got d joke....it'll be laugh all through,but if d person dnt get d joke....ummmmmm Lol 1 Like |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by flow1759: 3:35pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Q- U don come?( c's u coming). A- No i dey sleep Q- is it sweat? (wen u are eating). A- No e bitter like alomo bitters. Q- wats dat smell? (wen u mess). A- its drummer boy air freshner. 1 Like |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by tompat86(m): 3:39pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
armed robbers visit u at night the next question ur wife ask u...HONEY WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE....UR RESPONSE :THEY ARE MY COUSIN FROM THE VILLAGE THEY ARE HERE FOR OUR SONS BIRTHDAY.MTCHeeeeeeeeeeeew! 8 Likes
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Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by GentleNaaz(m): 3:41pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Funny questns n answers dat work 1. Is ds u? Ans; no, is ur fada 2. Wl u eat? Ans; no, wait til i die in hunger 3. R u a virgin? Ans;no wat of u? Or cn u c a virgin in owerre, PH, lagos, Aba 4. Work do u do 4 a leavn ans; hw dose dat concern wt d mater we r dscusnl 5. Girl; easy, its paining me guy; shud i remove it? Grl; no , lev it. Just easy guy; sorry, i wl tk it easy |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by Kslib(m): 3:44pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
See's you drinking garrri.. Q::: na garri you dey drink? A:::: No,na dried speerrm See' you bleeding Q:: Na blood be that? A::: No,na engine oil 2 Likes |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by nagoma(m): 4:01pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
I have noticed something ( please this is real and not tribal bashing at all, I don't mean to offend) . Just like other Nigerians I buy most of my imported tools and materials from young Igbo traders. What I find funny is the repetitition when you ask. Have you got white emulsion ? The answer is always a question - " white emulsion"? Do you have electric bulb? The answer is a question " electric bulb"? I try harder ,saying it loud and clear " I WANT TO BUY WASH HAND BASIN" !! As well Oh ! It is futile - The answer is still " wash hand basin"? Can somebody explain please? Has anyone noticed this mandatory confirmation before the answer yes or no? 5 Likes |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by Gombs(m): 4:12pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
nagoma: I have noticed something ( please this is real and not tribal bashing at all, I don't mean to offend) . Just like other Nigerians I buy most of my imported tools and materials from young Igbo traders. What I find funny is the repetitition when you ask. So na only ibo guys uv heard wit such faux pas? #ethnic chauvinist |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by Tochinn(m): 4:14pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
fellis:. Sumbody see u carryin water and sponge 2 d batrum and ask, are u going 2 take ur bat, d best ansa u shud give is: am going 2 bath d batrum. 3 Likes |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by Lachynos2k2(m): 4:17pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Q.. are u catching cold? ans...no!! cold dey catch me. Q...so u drink ogogoro? ans..no! am trying to embalm myself before i die. |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by Li2musty(m): 4:17pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
dopeJemi: coming 4rm church by 2pm on sundayhahaha i laugh sote i dey cry ooooo |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by AdoOloro(m): 4:17pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
are u a virgin? Ans: oh, i'm a baptist 1 Like |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by Tochinn(m): 4:18pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Kslib: See's you drinking garrri... Funny question : Q. Are u sleepin? Best ansa : am practicin how 2 die. |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by Li2musty(m): 4:19pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Tochinn: . Sumbody see u carryin water and sponge 2 d batrum and ask, are u going 2 take ur bat, d best ansa u shud give is: am going 2 bath d batrum.chai dis one na d real answer to d question oooo |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by tchaik(m): 4:23pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Funny thread! One day I entered my room, and I asked my room mate (who was reading): ME: Guy, how far? You dey read? Room mate: NO! I'm addressing the United Nations! 7 Likes |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by Lachynos2k2(m): 4:24pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Q...pls am new here ,how do i comment on this thread? ans....go n get a microphone 2 Likes |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by Li2musty(m): 4:24pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Zeebah23: Someone close to our family saw me with my twin brother and asked 'is that your twin? Zeebah23: Someone close to our family saw me with my twin brother and asked 'is that your twin?nice one 1 Like |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by Toppie2(f): 4:25pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
You're in the toilet, someone comes to knock, after answering, the person still goes ahead to ask question: is someone there? Ans: no na shiit lock the door 13 Likes |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by Frostyzone(m): 4:28pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
@ Op, Sarcasm is the lowest form of humor, remember? There's a saying in Nigeria that goes thus; A questioner is never stu.pid. Think on that. 2 Likes |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by Tochinn(m): 4:28pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
babanne:. I dey laughoooooo |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by cecetanna: 4:28pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Agent: Hello good morning, customer service, how may i help you? Caller: Yes, Good morning, please is this customer service? 2 Likes |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by Maidamma: 4:29pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Ur car spoil 4 mainland bridge n person ask...wetin happen ope no problem. ANS- No we just com collect fresh air |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by Originalsly: 4:37pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
dopeJemi:..... am still lmao! |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by cigaricon(m): 4:41pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Looking at the calemder and asking me Q: what is today's date sef? ME: 54th of september, nineteen niety ten 4 Likes |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by Ivyluvie: 4:51pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
boron10:am crying 2 Likes |
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