Q. Did u enjoy 'it' with him?
A. No, that's why i'm here to see if u r any better. Idiot!

Q. Did u enjoy 'it' with him?
A. Eh, did i just say i did 'it' with him?

Gombs: Weird enough,it's ladies who asks such questions most atimes

A girl catches her BF having sexxx wit another lady, and she asks "baby,What r u doing?"

He replied "Bible study"

When People C U Lying Down, Wid Ur Eyes Closd Dy Still Ask:- R U Sleepin?

Ans:No! Am Trainin 2 Die.

When It's Rainin & Some1 Notices U Goin Out, Dey Ask: - R U Going Out In Dis Rain?

Ans:No,in The Next 1.

lmao. Creative people.Good to relax when you are tired. at work.

Ur Friend Calls Ur Home Fone:- Where R U?

Ans: At De Bus Stop!

Dey See U Wet Comin 4rm De Bathroom:- Did U Just Hav A Bath?

Ans: No, I Fell In De Toilet Bowl !

U R Standin Rite In Front Of De Elevator On The Ground Floor & Dey Ask:- Goin Up?

Ans: No, No, Em Waitin 4 My Apartmnt 2 Come Down & Get Me.

U Bring A Bunch Of Flowers 4 Ur Sweet Heart & Dey Ask:- R Dose
Flowers?

Ans:No Baby! Dey R Carrots.

U'r On The Queue 2 Buy Tickets at D Cinema, A Friend Saw U & Ask:- Wat R U Doin Here?

Ans: Em Here 2 Pay My Uni
Fee

lmao.Creative. Good jokes to have there...

S

how old will ur mom be when she turns 33?

The ones I hate most
1. How was your Night?
2. How Far?
3. How you dey?
I give a mad man attitude and sniff like trying to pass a message "if dem born you well,dare ask me again"

Heeeya,so you now use glasses.what happened to that pair of good eyes?
ZEEBAH: I donated them for charity.

S-berries:


I can't stop laughing.. These answers r kinda rude especially if the person doesn't expect it. But it serves some people right sha. Those that don't know when to ask the right questions.

Tis fun if d person asking d question got d joke....it'll be laugh all through,but if d person dnt get d joke....ummmmmm

Lol

Q- U don come?( c's u coming). A- No i dey sleep Q- is it sweat? (wen u are eating). A- No e bitter like alomo bitters.
Q- wats dat smell? (wen u mess). A- its drummer boy air freshner.

armed robbers visit u at night the next question ur wife ask u...HONEY WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE....UR RESPONSE :THEY ARE MY COUSIN FROM THE VILLAGE THEY ARE HERE FOR OUR SONS BIRTHDAY.MTCHeeeeeeeeeeeew!

Funny questns n answers dat work
1. Is ds u?
Ans; no, is ur fada
2. Wl u eat?
Ans; no, wait til i die in hunger
3. R u a virgin?
Ans;no wat of u? Or cn u c a virgin in owerre, PH, lagos, Aba
4. Work do u do 4 a leavn
ans; hw dose dat concern wt d mater we r dscusnl
5. Girl; easy, its paining me
guy; shud i remove it?
Grl; no , lev it. Just easy
guy; sorry, i wl tk it easy

See's you drinking garrri..
Q::: na garri you dey drink?
A:::: No,na dried speerrm
See' you bleeding
Q:: Na blood be that?
A::: No,na engine oil

I have noticed something ( please this is real and not tribal bashing at all, I don't mean to offend) . Just like other Nigerians I buy most of my imported tools and materials from young Igbo traders. What I find funny is the repetitition when you ask.

Have you got white emulsion ?
The answer is always a question - " white emulsion"?
Do you have electric bulb?
The answer is a question " electric bulb"?
I try harder ,saying it loud and clear " I WANT TO BUY WASH HAND BASIN" !! As well
Oh ! It is futile - The answer is still " wash hand basin"?

Can somebody explain please? Has anyone noticed this mandatory confirmation before the answer yes or no?

nagoma: I have noticed something ( please this is real and not tribal bashing at all, I don't mean to offend) . Just like other Nigerians I buy most of my imported tools and materials from young Igbo traders. What I find funny is the repetitition when you ask.

Have you got white emulsion ?
The answer is always a question - " white emulsion"?
Do you have electric bulb?
The answer is a question " electric bulb"?
I try harder ,saying it loud and clear " I WANT TO BUY WASH HAND BASIN" !! As well
Oh ! It is futile - The answer is still " wash hand basin"?

Can somebody explain please? Has anyone noticed this mandatory confirmation before the answer yes or no?

So na only ibo guys uv heard wit such faux pas?

#ethnic chauvinist

fellis:

People can ask redundant questions ehn

there is also, "Is this you?" that friends ask each other when they have not seen for a long time.

. Sumbody see u carryin water and sponge 2 d batrum and ask, are u going 2 take ur bat, d best ansa u shud give is: am going 2 bath d batrum.

Q.. are u catching cold? ans...no!! cold dey catch me. Q...so u drink ogogoro? ans..no! am trying to embalm myself before i die.

dopeJemi: coming 4rm church by 2pm on sunday

Question: u don cLose 4rm church

Ans: no, I 4get My bibLe, I wan go colLect ​A♏


Just came back 4rm a journey

Question: ahan! U don come 4rm traveL

Ans: no, I stilL dey der dey wait 4 ur permission 2 come back


Just woke up 4rm sLeep

Question: ah! U don wake

Ans: no oh, I stilL dey sLeep, na nau I wan start 2 dream sef


U went 2 a party

Question: aahh! Wat r u doing here

Ans: my broda, I came 2 preach d gospeL

U watching a fiLm

Question: what r u watching

Ans: I'm just watching d death of osama bin Laden

Sum1 got shot in a movie

Question: dem shoot ​A♏

Ans: no oh, dem totori ​A♏

u r drinking garri

Question: na garri u dey drink so

Ans: no, na garri dey drink Me

hahaha i laugh sote i dey cry ooooo

are u a virgin?
Ans: oh, i'm a baptist

Kslib: See's you drinking garrri..
Q::: na garri you dey drink?
A:::: No,na dried speerrm
See' you bleeding
Q:: Na blood be that?
A::: No,na engine oil

. Funny question : Q. Are u sleepin? Best ansa : am practicin how 2 die.

Tochinn: . Sumbody see u carryin water and sponge 2 d batrum and ask, are u going 2 take ur bat, d best ansa u shud give is: am going 2 bath d batrum.

chai dis one na d real answer to d question oooo

Funny thread!

One day I entered my room, and I asked my room mate (who was reading):

ME: Guy, how far? You dey read?

Room mate: NO! I'm addressing the United Nations!

Q...pls am new here ,how do i comment on this thread? ans....go n get a microphone

Zeebah23: Someone close to our family saw me with my twin brother and asked 'is that your twin?
REPLY: No,that's my grandfather.

Zeebah23: Someone close to our family saw me with my twin brother and asked 'is that your twin?
REPLY: No,that's my grandfather.

nice one

You're in the toilet, someone comes to knock, after answering, the person still goes ahead to ask
question: is someone there?
Ans: no na shiit lock the door

@ Op, Sarcasm is the lowest form of humor, remember?
There's a saying in Nigeria that goes thus;
A questioner is never stu.pid.
Think on that.

babanne:

lmao.Creative. Good jokes to have there...

. I dey laughoooooo

Agent: Hello good morning, customer service, how may i help you?
Caller: Yes, Good morning, please is this customer service?

Ur car spoil 4 mainland bridge n person ask...wetin happen ope no problem.
ANS- No we just com collect fresh air

dopeJemi:







Just woke up 4rm sLeep

Question: ah! U don wake

Ans: no oh, I stilL dey sLeep, na nau I wan start 2 dream sef

..... am still lmao!

Looking at the calemder and asking me
Q: what is today's date sef?

ME: 54th of september, nineteen niety ten

boron10:
Are you laughing

am crying