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Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by GlorifiedTunde(m): 9:04pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Q: you think say e funny? A: no, u dey cry? Q: u don come back? A: no, u dey see me? Q: u dey craze? A: before! U still dey wait? Q: na u be this? A: no, u don blind? Q: do u still love me? A: no, are u angry? 2 Likes |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by mgbekenaija: 9:10pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Q. Are you out of your mind? A. Yes. 1 Like |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by Shifiunited: 9:11pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
money-hungry :Question: And when will this end? Answer: like forever. |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by LarrySun(m): 9:11pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Lawyer: She had three children, right? Witness: Yes. Lawyer: How many were boys? Witness: None. Lawyer: Were there any girls? Witness: Your honour, I think I need a different attorney! 4 Likes |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by doyinmolah: 9:19pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
[quote][/quote]Ur girlfriend asks, i'm i fine/beautifulUr girlfriend asks, i'm i fine/beautifulUr girlfriend asks, i'm i fine/beautiful |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by b03liberty(m): 9:23pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
i can't believe my eye, is dat u?....,no its my second |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by LarrySun(m): 9:25pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
doyinmolah: Ur girlfriend asks, i'm i fine/beautifulUr girlfriend asks, i'm i fine/beautifulUr girlfriend asks, i'm i fine/beautifulGoodness! Doyin, what came over you? |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by Jluvu: 9:26pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
you just came back from a trip:somebody saw you and asked, oh boy you don come back? answer no i still dey for kano. |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by LarrySun(m): 9:30pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Lawyer: Your youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he? Witness: 20. Much like your IQ. 1 Like |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by dabrake(m): 9:33pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
I saw this one somewhere guy1 : she died in the crash? 4 Likes |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by Emusan(m): 9:37pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Shollypopz: Number 4 and 7 killed me!! The others, not so funny One that baffle me most, a conductor give a dude dirty slap the dude ask: u slap me? i said no, he just check ur tribal mark. |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by Karleb(m): 9:47pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
jokers i hail thee. kudos 2 every 1 dat has make me laff by mere reading there post. n here is one. girl: are u a player. boy: yes, even Man u fc wanted 2 sign me last year. girl: can't u get a car. boy: ur papa get car when he was in skul. 1 Like |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by LarrySun(m): 9:50pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Karleb: jokers i hail thee. kudos 2 every 1 dat has make me laff by mere reading there post. n here is one. girl: are u a player. boy: yes, even Man u fc wanted 2 sign me last year. girl: can't u get a car. boy: ur papa get car when he was in skul.Funny. Please revisit your signature. |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by HRHAgek(m): 9:55pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Gentle Naaz: Funny questns n answers dat workthis ur own mumu small sha 2 Likes |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by talktrue1(m): 9:56pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Sometimes, when you respond to this questions, they feel somehow Q: You don come bak A: No I still dey for park He will respond: Bros, we no dey quarrel nau 2 Likes |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by LadyGeorge(f): 10:21pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
I laugh pour hot tea 4 my body. 2 Likes |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by GlorifiedTunde(m): 10:34pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
How would u respond to this? ABOKI: I dey craze? Ans: 1 Like |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by goodmike7: 10:44pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
doyinmolah: Ur girlfriend asks, i'm i fine/beautifulUr girlfriend asks, i'm i fine/beautifulUr girlfriend asks, i'm i fine/beautiful WETIN DIS ONE DEY TALK? |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by Emusan(m): 10:58pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Glorified_Tunde: How would u respond to this?Ans: No be small |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by sweetchicks(f): 11:05pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
[quote author=Larry-Sun] Funny. Please revisit your signature.[/q LMAO *runs off thread |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by zaragoza(m): 11:27pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Quest: Are u back? Ans: Can't u see dat i'm back? |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by 1forall: 11:29pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
www.rinkworks.com 3 Likes |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by Toppie2(f): 11:33pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Lol... I like that @1forall |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by JOYCEOUS(f): 11:49pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
doyinmolah: Ur girlfriend asks, i'm i fine/beautifulUr girlfriend asks, i'm i fine/beautifulUr girlfriend asks, i'm i fine/beautifulBros e b lyk say u tek burkutu b4 u ryt dis 1 |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by Dagods(m): 11:55pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Lmao!! How about ur folks walk in2 ur apartment & u r watchin a futbal match,and his nx question was r d playing futbal?a neigbour ask me dat one day & my answer: was,"SIN-CARA,just lifted BIG SHOW" 4 a pinfall. 1 Like |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by Nobody: 12:09am On Jan 12, 2013 |
No 5,6 made the spots for me. |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by Kenistry(m): 2:00am On Jan 12, 2013 |
[quote author=Gombs]Weird enough,it's ladies who asks such questions most atimes A girl catches her BF having sexxx wit another lady, and she asks "baby,What r u doing?" He replied "Bible study" When People C U Lying Down, Wid Ur Eyes Closd Dy Still Ask:- R U Sleepin? Ans:No! Am Trainin 2 Die. When It's Rainin & Some1 Notices U Goin Out, Dey Ask: - R U Going Out In Dis Rain? Ans:No,in The Next 1. Ur Friend Calls Ur Home Fone:- Where R U? Ans: At De Bus Stop! Dey See U Wet Comin 4rm De Bathroom:- Did U Just Hav A Bath? Ans: No, I Fell In De Toilet Bowl ! U R Standin Rite In Front Of De Elevator On The Ground Floor & Dey Ask:- Goin Up? Ans: No, No, Em Waitin 4 My Apartmnt 2 Come Down & Get Me. U Bring A Bunch Of Flowers 4 Ur Sweet Heart & Dey Ask:- R Dose Flowers? Ans:No Baby! Dey R Carrots. U'r On The Queue 2 Buy Tickets at D Cinema, A Friend Saw U & Ask:- Wat R U Doin Here? Ans: Em Here 2 Pay My Uni Fee[/quot hilarious |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by sonikstargirl(f): 2:49am On Jan 12, 2013 |
wen u r comin bak n sum1 asked u, r u bak? Ans- no i am front wen u r goin out n sum1 asked u r u goin out? Ans- no i am playin football wen u asked sum1 4 fud n d person asked, hunga dy catch u? Ans-no i dy catch hunga. |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by sonikstargirl(f): 2:52am On Jan 12, 2013 |
lwkmd |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by Nwandol: 4:01am On Jan 12, 2013 |
nagoma: I have noticed something ( please this is real and not tribal bashing at all, I don't mean to offend) . Just like other Nigerians I buy most of my imported tools and materials from young Igbo traders. What I find funny is the repetitition when you ask.Yes u re very correct aπϑ reason is that as u ask dem,der brains are at d fast run to check if its available in their shops n if not where to get one for u so as nt to miss dis customer. That's d reason for d repitition(which most tyms are repeated sloooowly) 1 Like |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by ceeceeco: 5:48am On Jan 12, 2013 |
u guys even go as far as replyin those stupid questions. I don't have time 2 reply stupid questions. & if i don't reply u, u'll look so foolish 2 ask me d 2nd time. Silence is d best answer. U can imagine I'm cutting a tree & sum1 is asking me wat i'm cutting...Gosh! 1 Like |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by adexsimply(m): 8:19am On Jan 12, 2013 |
chattin wit ur friend on fb..quest:wat ar u doin nw? ans:m still sleepin |
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