Q: you think say e funny?
A: no, u dey cry?
Q: u don come back?
A: no, u dey see me?
Q: u dey craze?
A: before! U still dey wait?
Q: na u be this?
A: no, u don blind?
Q: do u still love me?
A: no, are u angry?

Q. Are you out of your mind?
A. Yes.

money-hungry :
question: why are u crying?
answer: some NL front-page topics makes me cry...

Question: And when will this end? Answer: like forever.

[quote][/quote]Ur girlfriend asks, i'm i fine/beautifulUr girlfriend asks, i'm i fine/beautifulUr girlfriend asks, i'm i fine/beautiful

i can't believe my eye, is dat u?....,no its my second

doyinmolah: Ur girlfriend asks, i'm i fine/beautifulUr girlfriend asks, i'm i fine/beautifulUr girlfriend asks, i'm i fine/beautiful

Goodness! Doyin, what came over you?

you just came back from a trip:somebody saw you and asked, oh boy you don come back? answer no i still dey for kano.

I saw this one somewhere

guy1 : she died in the crash?
guy2 : yep
guy1 : damn!!!!!! as a passenger
guy2 : nah. as a LUGGAGE.

Shollypopz: Number 4 and 7 killed me!! The others, not so funny

One that baffle me most, a conductor give a dude dirty slap the dude ask: u slap me?
i said no, he just check ur tribal mark.

jokers i hail thee. kudos 2 every 1 dat has make me laff by mere reading there post. n here is one. girl: are u a player. boy: yes, even Man u fc wanted 2 sign me last year. girl: can't u get a car. boy: ur papa get car when he was in skul.

Karleb: jokers i hail thee. kudos 2 every 1 dat has make me laff by mere reading there post. n here is one. girl: are u a player. boy: yes, even Man u fc wanted 2 sign me last year. girl: can't u get a car. boy: ur papa get car when he was in skul.

Funny. Please revisit your signature.

Gentle Naaz: Funny questns n answers dat work
1. Is ds u?
Ans; no, is ur fada
2. Wl u eat?
Ans; no, wait til i die in hunger
3. R u a virgin?
Ans;no wat of u? Or cn u c a virgin in owerre, PH, lagos, Aba
4. Work do u do 4 a leavn
ans; hw dose dat concern wt d mater we r dscusnl
5. Girl; easy, its paining me
guy; shud i remove it?
Grl; no , lev it. Just easy
guy; sorry, i wl tk it easy

this ur own mumu small sha

Sometimes, when you respond to this questions, they feel somehow

Q: You don come bak
A: No I still dey for park

He will respond: Bros, we no dey quarrel nau

I laugh pour hot tea 4 my body.

How would u respond to this?
ABOKI: I dey craze?
Ans:

doyinmolah: Ur girlfriend asks, i'm i fine/beautifulUr girlfriend asks, i'm i fine/beautifulUr girlfriend asks, i'm i fine/beautiful

WETIN DIS ONE DEY TALK?

Glorified_Tunde: How would u respond to this?
ABOKI: I dey craze?
Ans:

Ans: No be small

[quote author=Larry-Sun]
Funny. Please revisit your signature.[/q LMAO *runs off thread

Quest: Are u back?
Ans: Can't u see dat i'm back?

www.rinkworks.com

Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."

Lol... I like that @1forall

doyinmolah: Ur girlfriend asks, i'm i fine/beautifulUr girlfriend asks, i'm i fine/beautifulUr girlfriend asks, i'm i fine/beautiful

Bros e b lyk say u tek burkutu b4 u ryt dis 1

Lmao!! How about ur folks walk in2 ur apartment & u r watchin a futbal match,and his nx question was r d playing futbal?a neigbour ask me dat one day & my answer: was,"SIN-CARA,just lifted BIG SHOW" 4 a pinfall.

No 5,6 made the spots for me.

[quote author=Gombs]Weird enough,it's ladies who asks such questions most atimes

A girl catches her BF having sexxx wit another lady, and she asks "baby,What r u doing?"

He replied "Bible study"

When People C U Lying Down, Wid Ur Eyes Closd Dy Still Ask:- R U Sleepin?

Ans:No! Am Trainin 2 Die.

When It's Rainin & Some1 Notices U Goin Out, Dey Ask: - R U Going Out In Dis Rain?

Ans:No,in The Next 1.

Ur Friend Calls Ur Home Fone:- Where R U?

Ans: At De Bus Stop!

Dey See U Wet Comin 4rm De Bathroom:- Did U Just Hav A Bath?

Ans: No, I Fell In De Toilet Bowl !

U R Standin Rite In Front Of De Elevator On The Ground Floor & Dey Ask:- Goin Up?

Ans: No, No, Em Waitin 4 My Apartmnt 2 Come Down & Get Me.

U Bring A Bunch Of Flowers 4 Ur Sweet Heart & Dey Ask:- R Dose
Flowers?

Ans:No Baby! Dey R Carrots.

U'r On The Queue 2 Buy Tickets at D Cinema, A Friend Saw U & Ask:- Wat R U Doin Here?

Ans: Em Here 2 Pay My Uni
Fee[/quot
hilarious

wen u r comin bak n sum1 asked u, r u bak?
Ans- no i am front
wen u r goin out n sum1 asked u r u goin out?
Ans- no i am playin football
wen u asked sum1 4 fud n d person asked, hunga dy catch u?
Ans-no i dy catch hunga.

lwkmd

nagoma: I have noticed something ( please this is real and not tribal bashing at all, I don't mean to offend) . Just like other Nigerians I buy most of my imported tools and materials from young Igbo traders. What I find funny is the repetitition when you ask.

Have you got white emulsion ?
The answer is always a question - " white emulsion"?
Do you have electric bulb?
The answer is a question " electric bulb"?
I try harder ,saying it loud and clear " I WANT TO BUY WASH HAND BASIN" !! As well
Oh ! It is futile - The answer is still " wash hand basin"?

Can somebody explain please? Has anyone noticed this mandatory confirmation before the answer yes or no?

Yes u re very correct aπϑ reason is that as u ask dem,der brains are at d fast run to check if its available in their shops n if not where to get one for u so as nt to miss dis customer. That's d reason for d repitition(which most tyms are repeated sloooowly)

u guys even go as far as replyin those stupid questions. I don't have time 2 reply stupid questions. & if i don't reply u, u'll look so foolish 2 ask me d 2nd time. Silence is d best answer. U can imagine I'm cutting a tree & sum1 is asking me wat i'm cutting...Gosh!

chattin wit ur friend on fb..quest:wat ar u doin nw? ans:m still sleepin