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Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by kacheezy: 6:21pm On Jan 16, 2013
In a state address...GEJ has reiterated the importance of an African team winning the Afcon 2013.This comes as the Nigerian agric minister denies report linking him with the purchase of handsets for all the fans of Afcon 2013.

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Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by Nobody: 6:23pm On Jan 16, 2013
Henry120: Super eagles vs Black stars of ghana game at afcon 2013 abandoned!!!!
As players from both camps engage in an athigi VS azonto heated debate.


Lmao cheesy grin
Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by Kaxmytex(m): 6:24pm On Jan 16, 2013
ABRAMOVICH:keshi..u loose ur first match,u knw whr 2 pick ur sack letter
Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by danny301: 6:25pm On Jan 16, 2013
INEC Chairman, Prof. Jega announced electronic scoring system for AFCON 2013 even as Frank Lampard heads to tribunal.
Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by Shevmaen(m): 6:28pm On Jan 16, 2013
Roger Milla captains the Cameronian Team to AFCON 2013 and Sam Okwaraji scored a lone goal to see the Super Eagles lift the TROPHY[b][/b][color=#990000][/color]
Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by Nobody: 6:29pm On Jan 16, 2013
NEWS FLASH...Report reaching our desk from Glass house in Abuja says Pastor T.B Joshua has just been appointed as Super Eagle spiritual adviser while Cossy and Tonto Dikeh are in charge of their welfare/emotional needs.

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Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by boron10(m): 6:30pm On Jan 16, 2013
Super Eagles coach Stephen Keshi claims that body odour was the reason for dropping defender Taye Taiwo from the AFCON squad

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Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by JOYCEOUS(f): 6:34pm On Jan 16, 2013
Mr. Ibu headed d bal in2 d net 10 mins afta xtra tym. & 9ja kem bak hom winin d tournamnt

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Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by GUNSLINGER: 6:35pm On Jan 16, 2013
Goodluck Jonathan begged da referee to delay da match between da super chickens of Nigeria and the Black Stars for 5 minutes because most Nigerians are about switch on their GENERATORS. I pray this will NEPA happen again. grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by Artlove(m): 6:36pm On Jan 16, 2013
Osaza face life banned from super eagle cause he refuse to wash Keshi's pant after training. undecided cry
Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by Oahray: 6:37pm On Jan 16, 2013
Newspaper headline before the AFCON tournament:
"Nothing is worse than Vuvuzelas, they should be banned" -Football fans

Newspaper headline after the Super Eagles Fan Club played Tonto Dikeh's 'Hi' in their first match:
"Bring back the Vuvuzelas!" -match survivors

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Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by Nobody: 6:39pm On Jan 16, 2013
C. Ronaldo decides to join Cape Verde on loan, to prove that he can be successful in any team.

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Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by Kslib(m): 6:40pm On Jan 16, 2013
John mikel obi was sued for "scoring an own-goal in the 93rd minute of the Afcon final match between Nigeria and Cape verde which took place in pakistan and ended 1:0..When asked why he loosed concentration in the final minutes of the match,all he had to say was "I JUST WANTED TO PROVE TO NIGERIANS THAT I CAN STILL SCORE GOALS"...
Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by JOYCEOUS(f): 6:41pm On Jan 16, 2013
Henry120: Super eagles vs Black stars of ghana game at afcon 2013 abandoned!!!!
As players from both camps engage in an athigi VS azonto heated debate.

see talent abeg. *1000 likes* Muaahh!!!

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Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by wakeupgian(m): 6:42pm On Jan 16, 2013
Keshi dropped GEJ 4rm AFCON list due to his shoe_less state to b replaced by Yekini.
Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by Nobody: 6:43pm On Jan 16, 2013
Cossy Orjiakor has been appointed as the official milk supplier to the Super Eagles.

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Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by JOYCEOUS(f): 6:43pm On Jan 16, 2013
GUN_SLINGER: Goodluck Jonathan begged da referee to delay da match between da super chickens of Nigeria and the Black Stars for 5 minutes because most Nigerians are about switch on their GENERATORS. I pray this will NEPA happen again. grin grin grin grin grin
Yesss bosss!!! I lyk dis 1
Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by JAYWORLD(m): 6:43pm On Jan 16, 2013
Senator David Mark ready to play for Nigeria...
Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by webcityng: 6:44pm On Jan 16, 2013
NFF SACK KESHI 24 HOURS TO AFCON KICK OFF
Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by Nobody: 6:44pm On Jan 16, 2013
Obinoscopy:

You're such a comedian LWKMD
Thanks. cool
Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by FarWatcher: 6:45pm On Jan 16, 2013
Supereagles OF NIGERIA thought the ball is an EGG! Instead of kicking it, they sat on it! tongue tongue tongue tongue

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Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by JOYCEOUS(f): 6:45pm On Jan 16, 2013
CFCfan: Cossy Orjiakor has been appointed as the official milk supplier to the Super Eagles.
CFCFan ma ribs dy pain me fa!!!

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Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by talktrue1(m): 6:48pm On Jan 16, 2013
Two factions of Super Eagles arrived South Africa. One led by Keshi and the other led by Osaze Odemnwige

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Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by Nobody: 6:50pm On Jan 16, 2013
talk true: Two factions of Super Eagles arrived South Africa. One led by Keshi and the other led by Osaze Odemnwige
LWTMB! cheesy

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Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by Kaxmytex(m): 6:51pm On Jan 16, 2013
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Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by DoctorAbu(m): 6:53pm On Jan 16, 2013
Ivorian Striker Gervinho fined by CAF for being 'too dull'. CAF President announces this during the pre-final press conference amidst tears, saying, 'there's never been a duller human being'
Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by GUNSLINGER: 6:54pm On Jan 16, 2013
Sam Milla: Ghana national footbal team to arrive in South Africa 10 days after the kick off.

Too much JOLLOF RICE and ALOMO BITTERS
Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by JOYCEOUS(f): 6:55pm On Jan 16, 2013
Finally d nems released by keshi 4 team nigeria r all 2baba's childrn
Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by Artlove(m): 6:56pm On Jan 16, 2013
Artlove: Osaza face life banned from super eagle cause he refuse to wash Keshi's pant after training. undecided cry
Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by Oahray: 6:56pm On Jan 16, 2013
Messi: Ronaldo na me miss goals pass you, you see how I dey miss penalty?

Ronaldo: Penalty? Mtscheeeew. I think say e wan talk better thing. You know how many shots I dey take before I score one goal?

Super Eagles strikers: *roll eyes to Jupiter and back* Learners!

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Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by Regiblinkz(m): 6:57pm On Jan 16, 2013
CFCfan: In the crucial match against Zambia, with Nigeria trailing by 1-0; Keshi brings on Tonto Dike for the last 7 mins of the match.

It turns out to be an inspired substitution because she scores 2 goals in the space of 5 mins to complete a miraculous turn-around for the SE.

*faints while laughing*
Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by Nobody: 6:58pm On Jan 16, 2013
Coach Keshi calls on Tony Anenih to fix SE midfield at d AFCON, due to his reputation as a "Mr Fix it".

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