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Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by space01: 3:40pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
Nairaland is more instresting than nOllywood. 5 Likes |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by VillageBoi(m): 3:41pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
space01: Nairaland is more instresting than nOllywood. Well said!! |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by headtoto: 3:42pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
space01: Nairaland is more instresting than nOllywood. Of course it is. its like comparing sleep with death. no be so? |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by crackhaus: 3:43pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
ItsModella:I'm sure YOU can, you've got 'I nor send' written all over you on nairaland.... |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by crackhaus: 3:44pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
ItsModella:but you still dey watch them sha... how do you know about all their fvckup nah |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by SpicyMimi(f): 3:45pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
azeezakande: Telephone call in a Yoruba movie is the funniest. Within one second d receiver already answer, or the caller has hang up and the receiver still dey talk,.this is absolute trueeeeeeee! Immediately they dial a number, d reciever picks up immediately wid out it ringn, and when the caller ends d call, he or she keeps sayn helo! Hello! R u dere?....geez! Are they daft or wt? |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Arosa(m): 3:48pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
Only in Nollywood will someone whose evil deeds have been exposed immediately go mad. |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Timijo(m): 3:48pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
It is only in naija movies you will see an ejected tenant putting all his/her load in a ghana must go as if he/she has no other load than clothes. It is in naija film you will see car or motor bike accident happening in a slow motion as if that is how it happens in real life. The funniest one is that of a bicycle. |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by crackhaus: 3:48pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
Uchechrist06: Nigerians hav a big prob of inferiority complex. We neva belived we got somtin gud, we prefer anytin 4m anoda country 2 d one in ours weda gud or bad. Recently, a south african DJ wz beaten up in a club cos he played Nigerian music n durin an interview wit him he said Nigerian music n movies r fast taken ova d whole of africa especialy south africa which made some of d citizens n d entertainment industry uncomfortable. America,Britain,China,France, evn Brazil, india n host of odas blivs dey r d best in d world, yet der r tins Nigeria can do ds countries cnt do n dey knw it n stil beliv dey r d best. we alwz bliv we r d worst in d world dats y we remain subject 2 ds countries n not superior. LONG LIVE NIGERIA!!!you too dey talk, naija movies,,, I mean home videos make sense for your eye? talk true |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Nobody: 3:48pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
crackhaus:Na the too many fucck up make me stop to dey watch am.. |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by trent9002(m): 3:49pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
Damlesky: U jst dey insult nollywood, merlin nko from season 1-5 he no change his clothesHe's a servant, he has a uniform. + he alternates his scarf btw red and blue |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Amya(f): 3:49pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
Only in Nigerian movies do they think plaiting 'all back' shaves off 20 years of your age in other to play a teenager. 1 Like |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by headtoto: 3:50pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
Timijo: It is only in naija movie you will see an ejected tenant putting all his/her load in a ghana must go. No, he should bring a lorry to ferry his belongings. |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by flexya: 3:51pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
Gr8 thread. Only in Nollywood would a man and woman enter hotel room, jump under the duvet fully clothed, then ten minutes later, they av finished doing their biznes and emerge from under the duvet with the woman still wearin her jeans and just doin up the last button on her top. Dem dress and UnCloth under duvet? Only in Nija film would the driver of speedin vehicle swarve left, swarve right and still hit the parson who is stationary in the middle of the road and yet, the dead body is never thrown away from this speedin car, who always seems to stop miraculously at the point of collision, as if the victim was a brick wall Only in nollywood r all "foreign scenes" filmed in Nija and the actors r always indoors in a room with a Nicon Insurance calendar and Channels TV programme playin in background Only in our films will police enter chiefs livin room to arrest him. How did he enter the locked gates or bypass the ever annoyin gateman. 2 Likes |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Arosa(m): 3:53pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
ItsModella:Actually, this is what makes them so funny to watch. I like to watch them just to see how stoopid the production are. Same reason that I'm in this topic - for laughs. |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by octus2008(m): 3:58pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
nna dis is d bomb |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by faithco: 3:59pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
It was in a nollywood movie,I saw Ashley Nwosu being shot on d knee but no sign of blood dripping and funny enough he was putting on a white regalia |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Arosa(m): 4:00pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
Only in Nollywood will they use Asian, Lebanese, mixed race and albinos to play white people. |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by buchibabe: 4:02pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
1.Dat ladies sleep wit dia make-up. ( As if dem dey fear to show us dia worwor face)y 2.Dey speak queens english in d village |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by nellaluv(f): 4:03pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
brownlord: Lol,Ijele 24hour make-up, everybody dey form natural beauty |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by topTeg: 4:08pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
:oIts only in 9ja movie u see a lady wit complete make up ,wen she is just waking up from sleep n high heel on her nit gown. Na wa OOo°˚˚˚° |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Nobody: 4:08pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
It's only in Nigerian movies that somebody would graduate from university and become an instant millionaire... 1 Like |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by nellaluv(f): 4:08pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
flexya: Gr8 thread. You came late, next time try to be the 1st 2nd 3rd 4th 5th or 6th to comment or u buy a space on the 1st page |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Nobody: 4:09pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
Uchechrist06: Nigerians hav a big prob of inferiority complex. We neva belived we got somtin gud, we prefer anytin 4m anoda country 2 d one in ours weda gud or bad. Recently, a south african DJ wz beaten up in a club cos he played Nigerian music n durin an interview wit him he said Nigerian music n movies r fast taken ova d whole of africa especialy south africa which made some of d citizens n d entertainment industry uncomfortable. America,Britain,China,France, evn Brazil, india n host of odas blivs dey r d best in d world, yet der r tins Nigeria can do ds countries cnt do n dey knw it n stil beliv dey r d best. we alwz bliv we r d worst in d world dats y we remain subject 2 ds countries n not superior. LONG LIVE NIGERIA!!! The Nigerian Music Industry is superb and has truly taken over the whole of Africa but haters shall keep knackin dem head against da rock......!! When something is inferior when the need not be we shouldn't be silent in the name of patriotism.......... Nollywood produce jokes not movie!!! But sincerely speaking, Nollywood has the market to sell the products ooo thanks to Nigerian population(home/abroad)....... Shame on Pirates!!!! 1 Like |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Arosa(m): 4:10pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
Only in Nollywood will someone be given small money (e.g. 200 Naira) and they will start dancing with joy and praying for that person. Another popular scenario: someone travels to the village in a big car; his mother will call her neighbours, telling them that her son has arrived; and people will come up to the car and start romancing it. |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Winneygirl(f): 4:10pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
L brasi: eating a food laced with poison but the poison starts to work the next minute... Or, the poison does not work. Until d person eating is informed dat d food is poisoned. Then He will start coughing & jerking, foaming at d mouth, fall 2 d ground, jerks some more & finally die. All d while, d enemy will be smiling devishly & start telling (with some flashback) all d evils she has done. |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Nobody: 4:10pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
It's only a Nigerian movie that would make you go from part 1 to part 6 with each part lasting like 45 minutes. |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by black9jaberry: 4:11pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
Two pple making love in a cover n some suddenly comes out....they jump out from d bed in full kit |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by headtoto: 4:11pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
Una don become boring now. Ghana versus Congo, a better deal. |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by anitank(f): 4:13pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
OMG Front page? Am thrilled Thanks Mods |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Amya(f): 4:16pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
Only in nollywood movies will 1 million naria be inside one small envelope. Either that or a big ghana must go bag. (Na 1 naria note full dia?) |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by gerald09(m): 4:17pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
A very rich man with 10 powerful cars and a house as big as d empire state building will full sick and will be in a hospital with only a single bed and a table with milo and peak milk. 2 Likes |
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