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Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Redmosquito(m): 2:29pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
Armed robbers are robbing Chief in the middle of the streets and pedestrians are walking by and looking, even Cars will press horn and the robbers will shift to one side to continue their robbery on Chief In yoruba films, THe Baba will wave one hand in front of the white cloth and film go begin show like say na Cinema The baba will hit his foot on the floor and he will instantly cut and paste to another location 4 Likes |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by JMystique(m): 2:30pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
Where actresses are with full make up and mascara in a midnight scene Where '2 years earlier an actress is with the same earing '10 years later' the family dog is still alive 3 Likes |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by bedford101(m): 2:30pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
LWKMD I LAF SOTAY COME TROWAY MY BB FOR WATER DE DANCE AZONTO NEAR OKERE MARKET 1 Like |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Nobody: 2:30pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
J12: Patience Ozokwor poisons Zark Orji's food. She stirs the poison so that it would circulate to all parts of the meal and then she tastes it. Zack Orji died while she survivedLWTMB |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by brownlord: 2:31pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
anitank: Its only in Nigerian movies that... Tonto dike acting village scene with tattoo on her body, tattoo dey village ni? 4 Likes |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by jhydebaba(m): 2:31pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
A flash back to 1980 displays GLO Advert in the bill board. 3 Likes |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by juman(m): 2:31pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
The thread is funny. The films producers are on tight budgets. nigeria for you. |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Nobody: 2:32pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
WHEN A SICK MAN CALLS HIS CHILD 3 TIMES, HE’S ABOUT TO DIE It's only in Naija movies that a woman goes to deliver in a dental clinic. Someone will be shown 25 years after and he will be wearing the same clothes he wore earlier A car is about to have an accident when the steering wheel suddenly starts turning and the driver will eventually hit an “ewedu” stem and the driver will be seen with his head on the steering wheel with no damage to windscreen, nor any scratch on the car whatsoever. The actors waste unnecessary time to perform an act that shouldn’t take more than a fraction of a second e.g An actor will spend fifteen good minutes of his time threatening to kill someone, spend another five minutes looking for his gun (while the mumu victim will stand there watching) and then spend another ten minutes shouting “I WILL KILL YOU TODAY” after which he tots his gun (the sound is often times not in sequence with the trigger pull) and then the victim screams ” I AM DEAD, YOU HAVE KILLED ME, I AM DYING” and then he dies. A car will hit someone at top speed and that person will still be lying on the bonnet of the car. 12 Likes |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Nobody: 2:32pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
It's only in Nigerian movies that the sound track can literally reveal the whole plot.. 12 Likes |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by jhydebaba(m): 2:33pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
Only in nollywood that you have to shake ur hand three times when shooting with a pistol. |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Nobody: 2:34pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
ItsModella: It's only in Nigerian movies that the sound track can literally reveal the whole plot.. Thats the most annoying. 1 Like |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Redmosquito(m): 2:34pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
Anytime someone wants to die they have to hold their chest! |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by bedford101(m): 2:34pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
MIKE EZOURONYE ACTING VILLAGE SCENE WITH WELL SHAVED AND LINED HAIRCUT, CLIPPER DE VILLAGE? 4 Likes |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Nobody: 2:37pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
Only in nollywood. Couples have sèx with their clothes on 9 Likes |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Redmosquito(m): 2:37pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
Anybody that migrates from the village to the city will suddenly have acquired up to ten cars and a big hotel that he calls his home 5 Likes |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Nobody: 2:37pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
Only in naija movies that someone would flash back to 1856 and a hummer jeep will pass |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Nobody: 2:37pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
HAAAA!! It's only in Nollywood movies that the actors would sing and you hear a totally different voice with instrumentals and all...like wtf? 1 Like |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Lakayana: 2:37pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
Only in 9ja film would you see the actor wear the same attire to the hospital wear it for days and even go to the operating theatre in it even if it is brain surgery. |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Nobody: 2:38pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
How many times will this damn topic make front page? 2 Likes |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Nobody: 2:38pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
Tashamania: Only in naija movies that someone would flash back to 1856 and a hummer jeep will passYes, that one is true. Only in Nollywood that somebody would flash back to 1900 and you'd see the same fashion style; heels and mini... |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by jhydebaba(m): 2:38pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
Yoruba movie rocks!!! If they've not gone to a native doctor, they can't get the solution to a problem. In the 21st century, a man will still bring out a mirror and you are live on 3-D viewing ur life history 4 Likes |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Lakayana: 2:39pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
executinal: RMD remenbering when he was still 7 years old as far as 1960 and suddenly HUMMER JEEP pass in front of him. Was HUMMER JEEP in existence then?Very funny. |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by agohavivi(f): 2:40pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
A lady comes out of the bathroom after having her bath, perfectly made up. A couple must play "catch me", take turn to feed each other, play "hide and seek" or run round a mango or coconut tree to show they are in love. 4 Likes |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by sobastical: 2:41pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
What about someone that survive a fatal accident with serious injuries, all of a sudden maybe even the following day the person would be okay and looking healthy... :/ na wa oo |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by anelka101(m): 2:41pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
only in yoruba film, jide kosoko a son to iya rainbow 2 Likes |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by lifesabeach: 2:41pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
one of the best threads ever!! I hope Nollywood film producers read and improve their movies quality. Its not all about the money and they do not seem to get that. 1 Like |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by DonaldGenes(m): 2:42pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
[quote author=NnamdiN]Una dey observe o. I don't do nollywood sha. Hollywood all the way. [/quote Dey dia dey dull(DDDD) 5 Likes |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Lakayana: 2:43pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
dessy002: WHEN A SICK MAN CALLS HIS CHILD 3 TIMES, HE’S ABOUT TO DIEyour head no correct you wan kill me with laugh? |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by instaforexngr(m): 2:43pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
Its only in Nigerian films you would see very rich men with only one son or one daughter. No money to pay too many characters 1 Like |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by donkray: 2:45pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
nellaluv: A yoruba home video a man shot himself on the head 3 times, how in d world is dat possibleHAHA..... "SO UMPOSSIBLE" |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Nobody: 2:45pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
Who has noticed how in Nollywood movies, the fathers seem to have a life span of 60-65 years...cos they're always dying young. |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by stacomaster(m): 2:46pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
991: 7) Chief is inside the car, armed robbers attack and shot at chief, the bullet won't open a hole nor break the door-glass but will kill chief inside the car. 4th dimensional-bullet. |
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