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Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Meristem: 5:15pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
When a house is shown from outside, it has glass windows, then from inside it has wooden windows!!! |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by chinosxl(m): 5:16pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
igweGC: only in naija film a police man will shoot an armed robber on the leg, and blood will be coming out of his mouth VERY FUNNY 1 Like |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by goldfish80(m): 5:16pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
Only ιϞ nollywoood can α babalawo watch 3d video over α red piece of cloth... |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by anitank(f): 5:17pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
dammytosh: |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by azpekuliar: 5:19pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
Only for Yoruba film I see say person fit dodge bullet... |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by dammytosh: 5:23pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
azpekuliar: Only for Yoruba film I see say person fit dodge bullet... Take time there , jet Li no dey dodge abi u never see chuck norris dodge Missile ?? |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Noblechyk: 5:24pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
ItsModella: Or when someone flashes back to 1982 and behind him is a sign board saying "Vote for Uduaghan"...Guy, I won't forgive u 4 making me laugh above sea level. |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by lifesabeach: 5:25pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
FUNNIEST THING IS THAT IT'S THESE FLAWS THAT MAKE THE MOVIES MORE ENTERTAINING. THERE'S NEVER A DULL MOMENT!!!! YOU GET TO LAFF THROUGH, NO MATTER HOW SERIOUS THEY TRY TO LOOK IN THE MOVIES OOO THERE'S NO CURE FOR THE SICKNESS CALLED "S#TUPID" 1 Like |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Dariye(m): 5:25pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
its only in naija movies that someone would be shot with a double barreled gun and he would fall and die very slowly as if he is dying of poison. |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by abimart4ever(m): 5:25pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
It's only d negative side of Nollywood y'all seeing. Anyway, I'm currently in a film location now and we'll try and correct those errors but you need to appreciate us the film makers because no be small thing oo. Let your criticism be a constructive one. |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Nobody: 5:27pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
head_to_to:Not all pregnant women vomit in "real life". But u can know a woman is pregnant in a nollywood movie when she vomits, abi how else does the madam know that the househelp is pregnant for oga..lol...and u are taking it personal means u are responding like nollywood itself. |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by dejijohns(m): 5:27pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
ItsModella: Or when someone flashes back to 1982 and behind him is a sign board saying "Vote for Uduaghan"...Maybe as @1982 Uduaghan Snr( present governor's fada) contested too... |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by vanstanzy(m): 5:28pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
Screaming at the top of their lungs, instead of talking. |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by dean007(m): 5:30pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
only in naija home video car accidents happen on a lonely and unbusy road.the actor drives the car into nothing. |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by dejijohns(m): 5:30pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
Everybody coughs b4 dey die... |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by dapizy02(m): 5:31pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
Is only in naija film evil doer dies after confessing his/her ever deeds....... |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by nell07(m): 5:32pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
A woman is 3 weeks pregnant...but her belly is already as huge as an 8 months pregnancy............for triplets. Smh |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by headtoto: 5:33pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
Bolushalom: Not all pregnant women vomit in "real life". But u can know a woman is pregnant in a nollywood movie when she vomits, abi how else does the madam know that the househelp is pregnant for oga..lol...and u are taking it personal means u are responding like nollywood itself. Thank you. Not all, but some do. So, is that a wrong thing to portray? No. |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Arosa(m): 5:33pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
abimart4ever: It's only d negative side of Nollywood y'all seeing. Anyway, I'm currently in a film location now and we'll try and correct those errors but you need to appreciate us the film makers because no be small thing oo. Let your criticism be a constructive one. We do appreciate what you do - after all, we still watch these movies, don't we? The comments made here address more or less minor issues which could easily be fixed, and are in a way self-explanatory. What has not even been mentioned here are the major issues that need to be addressed in Nollywood - lack of a coherent PLOT, a script that makes sense, lack of directing, and poor editing. When I grow up I would like to invest in Nollywood to revolutionise this industry - once I've made a couple million $$. 1 Like |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by headtoto: 5:34pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
nell07: A woman is 3 weeks pregnant...but her belly is already as huge as an 8 months pregnancy............for triplets. Smh Lie. Made up story. |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by vanstanzy(m): 5:34pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
A suspect (terribly injured) is arrested on his hospital bed and dragged off to jail. |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by headtoto: 5:35pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
dapizy02: Is only in naija film evil doer dies after confessing his/her ever deeds....... No. He or she should live forever. |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by chinosxl(m): 5:38pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
Honestly, when ur away from Naija watching Nollywood movies will make u feel at home(Naija) Yes, they put out a lot of crap but i still enjoy watching Nollywood movies. Only in Nollywood will someone die on a hospital bed, doctor confirms by listening to heart tones and then covers dead body with white sheet without some form of cardiopulmonary resuscitation. 1 Like |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by VillageBoi(m): 5:38pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
abimart4ever: It's only d negative side of Nollywood y'all seeing. Anyway, I'm currently in a film location now and we'll try and correct those errors but you need to appreciate us the film makers because no be small thing oo. Let your criticism be a constructive one. Oh please, there are many positive threads here on NL. This is a chilled out Sunday and we're having fun. You sef that is doing amebo here when you should be doing your 'production' work on set... is the film you're shooting that bad? Hahahaha. |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by vanstanzy(m): 5:39pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
goldfish80: Only ιϞ nollywoood can α babalawo watch 3d video over α red piece of cloth... Dont u know there's technology in voodoo now? |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by headtoto: 5:40pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
chinosxl: Honestly, when ur away from Naija watching Nollywood movies will make u feel at home(Naija) Yes, they put out a lot of crap but i still enjoy watching Nollywood movies. LOL. You self worst pass the person wey u dey try criticise. Doctors confirm the patient is dead, but you still want them to perform cardiopulunonsense. Very dull |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by ayikondu(m): 5:40pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
I don watch film wey Zack Orji be RMD papa. |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by chinosxl(m): 5:41pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
to head_to_to: |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Hassy4zuby: 5:41pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
Dats niaja for u and Is only in naija movies u will hear d voice of a director in a movies |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Gwekzy: 5:42pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
nellaluv: A yoruba home video a man shot himself on the head 3 times, how in d world is dat possiblehahahahahaha |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by headtoto: 5:43pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
Hassy4zuby: Dats niaja for u and Is only in naija movies u will hear d voice of a director in a movies In a movies. LOL. Gbagaunnnnnn |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by MuhammedZubair(m): 5:44pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
Is only in naija films u will hear producer or director voice |
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