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Re: Yo Mamma, by phraze(m): 2:45pm On Jan 14, 2011
yo mama is so intelligent she gave birth to you on time. i dont abuse peoples mother
Re: Yo Mamma, by switdick(m): 4:42pm On Jan 14, 2011
Eyaah!! Wel we do on this thread,so extricate yo self from this or get yo momma diss'd like this: yo momma so ugly she has'nt seen her face since she wz yo aGe, lol!!
Re: Yo Mamma, by switdick(m): 5:54pm On Jan 14, 2011
Yo mama so ugly,she's being gloated by the Ape family[The Ape crew].
Re: Yo Mamma, by switdick(m): 6:40pm On Jan 14, 2011
Yo mama so dumb and hungry she ate the 'H' in the word and calls it the remnant{UNGRY}.
Re: Yo Mamma, by rapadelic: 9:37pm On Jan 22, 2011
Utilisation
Re: Yo Mamma, by switdick(m): 2:56am On Jan 23, 2011
Yo mama so weak and thin she cld'nt hold a thing.
Re: Yo Mamma, by Mbamaluike(m): 2:17pm On Jan 23, 2011
your mama so thin, she uses a strap to hold her G strings
Re: Yo Mamma, by Mbamaluike(m): 2:18pm On Jan 23, 2011
Yo mama so dumb, forrest gump is feeling einstein
Re: Yo Mamma, by Mbamaluike(m): 2:20pm On Jan 23, 2011
Yo mama pucci so dry, it has got desert sands
Re: Yo Mamma, by rapadelic: 6:05pm On Jan 23, 2011
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Re: Yo Mamma, by switdick(m): 11:01pm On Jan 23, 2011
Yo mama so Hot she named her kid(s) c.ocks.
Re: Yo Mamma, by rapadelic: 2:06am On Feb 18, 2011
Willingness
Re: Yo Mamma, by darkspade(m): 2:54pm On Mar 02, 2011
yo mamma was so fat even the holy ghost could not lift her soul

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Re: Yo Mamma, by darkspade(m): 2:59pm On Mar 02, 2011
yo mamma was so dumb she doesn't know her left from her right
Re: Yo Mamma, by Myself2(m): 7:07am On Mar 12, 2011
@ all
undecided undecided undecided
Re: Yo Mamma, by Tosinville(m): 1:19am On Mar 18, 2011
^^Yo! momma's hole is as wide as DSTV dish.

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Re: Yo Mamma, by rapadelic: 4:30pm On Mar 27, 2011
Quarrel
Re: Yo Mamma, by Manuel87: 8:49pm On Mar 31, 2011
Rapadelic ur mama is so short her feet appears on her driver's licence.
Ur mama's so dumb she tuk a ruler 2 bed 2 measure how long she slept.
Yo mama k.i.t.t.y is so deep, if a coin thrown inside d sound is heard 4 decades.
Yo mama's so old she sat wif Jesus at d last supper.
Re: Yo Mamma, by phraze(m): 11:49am On May 27, 2011
your mama is so intelligent she knows the amount of hair on my head.
Re: Yo Mamma, by phraze(m): 12:03pm On May 27, 2011
@SWIT DICK
Yo momma so dumb she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain.

DATS 4 WAT U SAID BOUT MA MUM
Re: Yo Mamma, by k4kblues(f): 2:41pm On Jun 09, 2011
Yo mama is sooo dirty she washes he nose whenever she smells her armpit.
Re: Yo Mamma, by sleakid(m): 2:56pm On Aug 18, 2011
yhu all are fools for insulting ur mothers. Bastards. Cursed goats
Re: Yo Mamma, by Nobody: 9:03pm On Oct 06, 2011
@y'all,yo momma is such a junkie dat she gotta sniff my Cumm
yo momma so old she's gat dead skin on her puccy
yo momma so Hot dat she gat all 3 holes fitted
hey yo,i had a 3some wit ur momma,fugged d b!tch while she was pregnant
yo momma so dumb she sucked a Love Machine xpectin it 2 cum
Re: Yo Mamma, by Nobody: 9:05pm On Oct 06, 2011
@y'all,yo momma is such a junkie dat she gotta sniff my (um
Re: Yo Mamma, by baggy4luv(m): 10:43am On Oct 14, 2011
mark ur mama is so dumb that she will use use ur dads dick as turning stick tonite grin
Re: Yo Mamma, by Pweezy(m): 6:12am On Oct 17, 2011
Yaw mamma so dump she cudnt even say No 2 ur pawpa wen pokin her,2 begat yaw
Re: Yo Mamma, by saintfizzo(m): 9:50pm On Jun 14, 2012
@ p wizzy; ur mama so dumb she sits on d TV and watches d sofa
Re: Yo Mamma, by nosagold(m): 2:48pm On Nov 24, 2012
Yo momma's so fat, when she walked past the t.v I missed 3 episodes

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