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Re: Yo Mamma, by Myself2(m): 3:01pm On Feb 17, 2010 |
@ Bawses Yo momma so dumb,I asked her her favourite colour and she said; James Brown and Al Green |
Re: Yo Mamma, by Myself2(m): 7:55am On Feb 25, 2010 |
@ First to reply Yo momma so dumb,she blinked and lost her way |
Re: Yo Mamma, by manjigga: 10:55am On Feb 25, 2010 |
please,dont diss each other's mum,you can only do so if you don't know the worth of a mother.its madness.
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Re: Yo Mamma, by Myself2(m): 11:05pm On Feb 28, 2010 |
^^^^^ Are you nuts? Thought I was gon see some nice jab from you and all u can manage is some ignorant treatise,FYI nobody means any shi.it here and no one takes it personal so buzz off u needy prick |
Re: Yo Mamma, by manjigga: 8:34am On Mar 02, 2010 |
motherfucker!,u dont wanna mess with me huh?,please dont go that way cos ama rip ur ass off like the tissue paper u got in ur brain.want real beef?ama give u some.im happy u started with the diss and u gonna throw in the towel,haul ass outta here.im talking to u,u call urself "myself2" |
Re: Yo Mamma, by Myself2(m): 11:09pm On Mar 02, 2010 |
^^^^ now I've seen another definition of the term FAKE,that's you boy Your attempt to diss is so lame you actually made me laugh.I won't even waste my time taking you on cos yous just a fake a.s.s nigga You really need to go back to diss school,start at the bottom.maybe in ten years you'll qualify to square off against me in Yo mommas(thats if you're intelligent enough),so go wear your diapers and go to sleep,it's way past yo bedtime |
Re: Yo Mamma, by manjigga: 7:54am On Mar 04, 2010 |
please somebody clap for this self-servicer cos he makes a lot of senses.please dont take me on cos its very fucking pissing to give out a slap but receive an upper cut,so please dont drive to that part, i have a track record of making people begging me to wipe off the slate they wrote on.i have done that on facebook,big brother's wall,so u mae a lot of senses.if u want nursery rhymes,ama give u,if u want hardcore poet,ama give u.i know u a damn kid who just wants his gay ass spanked to learn some lessons.holla at me if you are ready.and let me tell you,i administer a group on facebook called "rap battling and freestyling",so be a fan and come to diss me in public.
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Re: Yo Mamma, by Myself2(m): 1:07am On Mar 05, 2010 |
@ Jiga(disease) Is that how you catch the cockroach you and yo momma feed on This thread's for 'em yo mommas,not for roach-eating foools Nigga you weird |
Re: Yo Mamma, by Myself2(m): 10:15pm On Mar 08, 2010 |
@ Jiga(mouth disease) Yo momma so stupid she attempted to hang herself with a cordless phone and so fat her skateboard tyres went flat |
Re: Yo Mamma, by nellaluv(f): 2:22am On Mar 21, 2010 |
yo momma's so short u can see her feet on her driver's license,lol |
Re: Yo Mamma, by deneut: 12:15pm On Mar 22, 2010 |
yo mama is so fat,whenever she wants to walk,her backside dey drag am back,na so she dey drag am forward.see palava:front -back,back-front. |
Re: Yo Mamma, by nellaluv(f): 5:32pm On Mar 22, 2010 |
Yo momma is so old dat her birth certificate says expired |
Re: Yo Mamma, by Nobody: 5:50am On Mar 25, 2010 |
^^LMFAO! @ everybody lol Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed. Shes so retarded when she went to a night club that said "Under 21 NOT admitted" she went home and got 20 friends! Yo mama is SO hideous a N.aked Molerat mixed with Chinese Crested took her to court for indecent exposure lmao! @Myself2 you a cold @$$ dude lol. HILARIOUS jokes. |
Re: Yo Mamma, by Myself2(m): 6:04am On Mar 25, 2010 |
Yo nella,ur shi.t is so played |
Re: Yo Mamma, by Myself2(m): 8:47am On Mar 25, 2010 |
MzDarkSkin: You aint doing badly yourself |
Re: Yo Mamma, by Kgdavid(m): 7:01pm On Apr 02, 2010 |
yo mommas so fat she didnt know she was pregnant till you popped out |
Re: Yo Mamma, by Nobody: 3:29am On Apr 04, 2010 |
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Re: Yo Mamma, by JUNIT1(m): 10:47am On May 27, 2010 |
@ luiz world, your mama is so dumb, she failed a survey |
Re: Yo Mamma, by Nobody: 12:03pm On May 27, 2010 |
^ Yo momma's so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday. |
Re: Yo Mamma, by Nobody: 12:04pm On May 27, 2010 |
@ j unit Yo momma's so ugly she made an onion cry. |
Re: Yo Mamma, by Ruq: 12:11pm On May 27, 2010 |
@luizworld yo mama so old i told her to act her age and she died! |
Re: Yo Mamma, by Nobody: 12:13pm On May 27, 2010 |
@Ruq Yo momma's so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out! |
Re: Yo Mamma, by Ruq: 12:19pm On May 27, 2010 |
@luizworld Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention! |
Re: Yo Mamma, by Nobody: 12:21pm On May 27, 2010 |
@Ruq Yo mama is so ugly she turned medusa into stone. |
Re: Yo Mamma, by Ruq: 12:24pm On May 27, 2010 |
@luizworld Yo mama's so fat that when she fell in love she broke it |
Re: Yo Mamma, by Ruq: 12:26pm On May 27, 2010 |
luizworld Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it says, "One at a time please" |
Re: Yo Mamma, by Nobody: 12:27pm On May 27, 2010 |
@ruq Yo momma's so hairy, she has afros on her n.i.p.p.l.e.s. |
Re: Yo Mamma, by Uchedude(m): 7:27am On Jun 01, 2010 |
Ur momma's so dum she got hit by a parked car |
Re: Yo Mamma, by JUNIT1(m): 12:46pm On Jun 04, 2010 |
@uche your mamma is so old, she attended grade 3 with Jesus |
Re: Yo Mamma, by Uchedude(m): 8:44pm On Jun 11, 2010 |
@j unit your momma so ugly she uses a line of make-up called "WHY BOTHER?" |
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