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Top 10 Bad Pick-up Lines You Shouldn't Use by Nobody: 9:17pm On Jan 28, 2013 |
Number 10 “Great legs, what time do they open?” Number 9 “You must be tired because you’ve been running through my head all night.” Number 8 “Hey girl, what’s up? Guess what? It’s your lucky day. Out of all the girls here, I picked you to talk to.” Number 7 “That shirt’s very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I’d be coming too.” Number 6 “Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?” Number 5 “Can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.” Number 4 “Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?” Number 3 “Excuse me; I think you owe me a drink.”[She says, "Why?"] “Because when I saw you from across the room I dropped mine. It was a rum and Coke, and I’m [your name].” Number 2 “Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get.” Number 1 “Do You Come Here Often?" Share with us other bad pick-up lines that you know of.... 1 Like |
Re: Top 10 Bad Pick-up Lines You Shouldn't Use by LarrySun(m): 9:29pm On Jan 28, 2013 |
Number 4 isn't bad at all. It's actually romantic. 'There's something wrong with my phone, it doesn't have your number.' 1 Like |
Re: Top 10 Bad Pick-up Lines You Shouldn't Use by Nobody: 9:37pm On Jan 28, 2013 |
Larry-Sun: Nice...I think I av used something similar todat b4. I said I like your 'nokia touchlight' do you mind having my pin....and then I started calling my phone number |
Re: Top 10 Bad Pick-up Lines You Shouldn't Use by LarrySun(m): 9:40pm On Jan 28, 2013 |
omonori1:That's weird. What kind of person would call his own phone number when the phone isn't lost? |
Re: Top 10 Bad Pick-up Lines You Shouldn't Use by Nobody: 9:42pm On Jan 28, 2013 |
These lines actually sound funny and creative. If not for the fact that I have heard them before I would have found them charming and witty if they are said to me. Some at least.... |
Re: Top 10 Bad Pick-up Lines You Shouldn't Use by LarrySun(m): 9:46pm On Jan 28, 2013 |
fellis: These lines actually sound funny and creative. If not for the fact that I have heard them before I would have found them charming and witty if they are said to me.Is your father a terrorist? |
Re: Top 10 Bad Pick-up Lines You Shouldn't Use by donguutti: 9:52pm On Jan 28, 2013 |
Anyone who uses numbers 6 and 10 deserves to be shot. Share with us other bad pick-up lines that you know of....baby come hia sef, i want to marry you !!!! |
Re: Top 10 Bad Pick-up Lines You Shouldn't Use by baibijayyahoo(f): 9:53pm On Jan 28, 2013 |
all depends on hu tz comin from, if i like u already.... none is a bad pick up line... bt if i dunt! even 'hi' s'ucks 1 Like |
Re: Top 10 Bad Pick-up Lines You Shouldn't Use by Chokolee(m): 9:54pm On Jan 28, 2013 |
Dont use this!! "You look like some one i know, are you....infact your face looks frequent, are you resident in this visinity?" Dangerous i must say..end product = cool slap |
Re: Top 10 Bad Pick-up Lines You Shouldn't Use by LarrySun(m): 9:56pm On Jan 28, 2013 |
baibijay@yahoo.:HI! |
Re: Top 10 Bad Pick-up Lines You Shouldn't Use by Nobody: 9:59pm On Jan 28, 2013 |
Larry-Sun: |
Re: Top 10 Bad Pick-up Lines You Shouldn't Use by LarrySun(m): 10:02pm On Jan 28, 2013 |
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Re: Top 10 Bad Pick-up Lines You Shouldn't Use by LarrySun(m): 10:02pm On Jan 28, 2013 |
fellis:It's only a terrorist that can create such a s'ex-bomb like you. |
Re: Top 10 Bad Pick-up Lines You Shouldn't Use by Nobody: 10:04pm On Jan 28, 2013 |
Larry-Sun:Hahahaha Good one!!! Haven't heard it before |
Re: Top 10 Bad Pick-up Lines You Shouldn't Use by LarrySun(m): 10:08pm On Jan 28, 2013 |
fellis:I composed it all for you |
Re: Top 10 Bad Pick-up Lines You Shouldn't Use by Nobody: 10:55pm On Jan 28, 2013 |
Larry-Sun: I meant instead of giving her my BB pin I gave her my phone number...get it |
Re: Top 10 Bad Pick-up Lines You Shouldn't Use by baibijayyahoo(f): 10:58pm On Jan 28, 2013 |
Larry-Sun: BYE! |
Re: Top 10 Bad Pick-up Lines You Shouldn't Use by LarrySun(m): 10:59pm On Jan 28, 2013 |
Yeah, giving her the phone number is safer than giving her a pin, lest she stabs you with it. |
Re: Top 10 Bad Pick-up Lines You Shouldn't Use by dayokanu(m): 11:46pm On Jan 28, 2013 |
donguutti: Anyone who uses numbers 6 and 10 deserves to be shot. I like 6 and 10 most straight to the point no time for long thing I love you oya talk your own. You gree or you nor gree, if you nor gree na beating you go collect cos i don bet with my guys |
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