flow1759: IBO BOY COME YORUBA LAND, IBO BOY STAY FOR YORUBA LAND. IBO BOY COMOT FOR YORUBA LAND.

"Sammy get injury oh!" Kelvin informed me as we stood in the queue waiting to collect our discharge certificate. "which injury na?" i inquired. "oboy eeeh! Suliet want make him wire her well well and Sammy don tayah, naso dem begin fight oh, naso the girl carry bottle break for Sammy head" Kelvin narrated. "why na? So that girl be agbero wey dey break bottle for person head?" I said. "e good for Sammy na, because na after she break the bottle for him head nahim the l'ove portion clear comot for him eye" Kelvin said.

"What of Angom na?" i inquired. "him dey here na, u never see am? Him pay hospital money for some of the people wey chop the poison beans, so Police com release am yesterday. Dat guy don broke die, na me give am the transport money wey him take come here sef" Kelvin added. "e good for am, shebi nahim sabi save money pass, now him go go back to Benue with no money, all the thing wey him plan to do him no go do am, me i get like 300k for my account now" i said.

"how u go take do those your things wey burn na?" i asked Kelvin. "oboy na only my statement of result be the only original wey burn, the rest na photocopy. But i go go back to my sch go collect another statement of result" Kelvin said. Just then, i sighted Sammy trying to find his way through the crowd to come meet us.

"how far Sammy?" i said shaking hands with him. "i dey oh, i don collect my discharge certificate oh, una never collect?" Sammy said. "We never collect oh, but our turn don dey reach" Kelvin said. Just then, i saw the big sticking plaster on Sammy's head. "guy that Suliat girl wan burst ur head oh, the girl na agbero oh, shebi we dey warn u that time u dey say we dey talk rubbish" i said. "guy my eye don clear now, dat girl na devil" Sammy said what made laughed.

After i collected my discharge certificate, i chatted with Ayo for a while sipping from the bottle of Alomo he brought. I later saw Obinna who told me that Ezenna was shot and he died. He told me Ezenna joined a robbery gang in Oshogbo and the police shot him when he was trying to escape. The two persons i never wanted to see was Chioma and Juliet. I even saw Lampard and Shakur, mehn! I savoured the fun memories ab initio our camp experience with nostalgia(oyibo rekpete).

Ilorin Chei! Ilorin Chei! Chei Baba Ilorin. How i wish he passed out with us. But he caused it all by allowing his "river Niger" overflow into a "Kainji dam".

I left Ilesa the next day after i gave out what was left of my properties to the church. I was happy, because i came, i saw hell, i conquered.

Chicent: Finally!!! Flow u do wel,i really do appreciate ur effort.i must tel u lost d flair in ur story bt its nt easy sha.kip it up bro. More powers 2ur elbow. Sail on

flow1759: The next update would be the end of "Ibo boy wey like Yoruba". My next story which promises to be hillarious and rib cracking is titled "Man wey dey reason". The story is based on what i experienced when i had extra year in the university.

Before this story ends, i will like to appreciate those that were addicted to the story(both una wey yab me and una wey love me). In no particular order:
Skoloppy31, dayleke, 4kizo, jay4genius, Hotnaijababe, seuncyber, F.K.O, OPEOLUWA2, Emperortj93, peterjosh, wizee, Johnwizey, TVT KOKO, don ifez, Austinodark, yoyo the first, valboy20, Foxy Rebirth(Foxy Ultimate), BukkyDan, Ejaisky, foliks, YOUNGKAHUNA, Simplifier, Josphine4good, Fishoy, Splendblex, sosiq, Rap maestro, plainmirror, AVWENAGHA, 001solar, deesnipes, Jaymichael, bibelo, chingy74, nduki, Gepheral, leystra, Schwerz, Sol2galay.

Cuddlemii(how i go forget the best moderator?), Seun(i dey mad wey i go forget to mention the chiarman name?).

Anybody wey i no mention him/her name, make u no vex oh, I still appreciate you.

flow1759: The next update would be the end of "Ibo boy wey like Yoruba". My next story which promises to be hillarious and rib cracking is titled "Man wey dey reason". The story is based on what i experienced when i had extra year in the university.

Before this story ends, i will like to appreciate those that were addicted to the story(both una wey yab me and una wey love me). In no particular order: Skoloppy31, dayleke, 4kizo, jay4genius, Hotnaijababe, seuncyber, F.K.O, Opeoluwa2, Emperortj93, peterjosh, wizee, Johnwizey, TVT KOKO, don ifez, Austinodark, yoyo the first, valboy20, Foxy Rebirth(Foxy Ultimate), BukkyDan, Ejaisky, foliks, YOUNGKAHUNA, S AVWENAGHAimplifier, Josphine4good, Fishoy, Splendblex, sosiq, Rap maestro, plainmirror,, 001solar, deesnipes, Jaymichael, bibelo, chingy74, nduki, Gepheral, leystra, Schwerz, Sol2galay.

Cuddlemii(how i go forget the best moderator?), Seun(i dey mad wey i go forget to mention the chiarman name?).



nybody wey i no mention him/her name, make u no vex oh, I still appreciate you.

flow1759: MORAL OF THE STORY

Bagga(Aro), Eiye, Aiye(), Mafia, Bucanear(Alora), Mafiaso, hoody mafia, Burkina Faso, Black Bra. ALL OF THEM NA CULT, DON'T JOIN, THEY HAVE NOTHING TO OFFER.

If Igboh no good for your brain, stop am.

Women kills, Women heals. A c''unt shouldn't make u a c''unt.

A bottle of 1759 a day keeps the doctor away. Save water, take a little 1759 for thy stomach sake. Fear Alomo.

Don't drink and drive, smoke weed and fly.

JESUS, MOHAMMED, BUDHA, ALLAH, YOURSELF anyone u wan believe in, na u sabi. But just believe say God dey. And live ur life right. Like tupac said--- "who do u believe in?".

Above all, never step on toes.


WATCH OUT FOR MY NEXT STORY TITLED, "MAN WEY DEY REASON". It promises to be rib cracking. Its a true life story of the experience of my one year spill over period.

PS: How was the story?

flow1759: The next update would be the end of "Ibo boy wey like Yoruba". My next story which promises to be hillarious and rib cracking is titled "Man wey dey reason". The story is based on what i experienced when i had extra year in the university.

Before this story ends, i will like to appreciate those that were addicted to the story(both una wey yab me and una wey love me). In no particular order: Skoloppy31, dayleke, 4kizo, jay4genius, Hotnaijababe, seuncyber, F.K.O, Opeoluwa2, Emperortj93, peterjosh, wizee, Johnwizey, TVT KOKO, don ifez, Austinodark, yoyo the first, valboy20, Foxy Rebirth(Foxy Ultimate), BukkyDan, Ejaisky, foliks, YOUNGKAHUNA, Simplifier, Josphine4good, Fishoy, Splendblex, sosiq, Rap maestro, plainmirror, AVWENAGHA, 001solar, deesnipes, Jaymichael, bibelo, chingy74, nduki, Gepheral, leystra, Schwerz, Sol2galay.

Cuddlemii(how i go forget the best moderator?), Seun(i dey mad wey i go forget to mention the chiarman name?).

Anybody wey i no mention him/her name, make u no vex oh, I still appreciate you.

jaymichael: You are still asking how was the story, let me just give it a one word description. AMAZING. SPLENDID. FANTASTIC. BEAUTIFUL. Oops, just one word cannot describe your story. Your writing style reminds me so much of John Grisham. By the way Flow, thanks for mentioning me among those that were "addicted" to your story. you ve done GREAT. Thank you and ONE LOVE.

IZUKWU: flow , how come my name no enter your hall of fame upon say,i follow this thread right from day one and i dey visit here every day and somedays more than once and i dey comment also, you no fit say you no see my name ,the thing even dey for capital letter . Oya amend the list sharp sharp .

flow1759:

bros no vex, oya make we go that legendary go drink. Make i buy u Alomo

Peterjosh: Flow i dey rage big time o,u no hala me nah.Anyway thanks so much for what i call a masterpiece from an ever flowing literary pot.Thanks man

flow1759: MORAL OF THE STORY

Bagga(Aro), Eiye, Aiye(), Mafia, Bucanear(Alora), Mafiaso, hoody mafia, Burkina Faso, Black Bra. ALL OF THEM NA CULT, DON'T JOIN, THEY HAVE NOTHING TO OFFER.

If Igboh no good for your brain, stop am.

Women kills, Women heals. A c''unt shouldn't make u a c''unt.

A bottle of 1759 a day keeps the doctor away. Save water, take a little 1759 for thy stomach sake. Fear Alomo.

Don't drink and drive, smoke weed and fly.

JESUS, MOHAMMED, BUDHA, ALLAH, YOURSELF anyone u wan believe in, na u sabi. But just believe say God dey. And live ur life right. Like tupac said--- "who do u believe in?".

Above all, never step on toes.


WATCH OUT FOR MY NEXT STORY TITLED, "MAN WEY DEY REASON". It promises to be rib cracking. Its a true life story of the experience of my one year spill over period.

PS: How was the story?