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10 Things Men Say, And What They Really Mean! by segunsd: 7:55pm On Jan 29, 2013 |
Tolu Oniru blogs about what men say and what they really mean. Last week, she wrote something on what women say and what they mean. This week she delves into the men. In her words: Last week I put up a post on 10 Things Women Say, And What They Really Mean! and the feedback was quite interesting. I initially received a lot of emails from guys saying well my girlfriend says this or this a lot, please translate, then I started getting emails from women saying, that men are guilty of the same thing… i.e saying things they don’t mean. Happy Reading!! “I’ll call you later” Venusian translation: I may or may not call you at some point between now and six months from now. “My ex is crazy” Venusian translation: I messed up - hurt and infuriated my ex so much, that she turned into a demon. “That’s not what I meant” Venusian translation: That’s totally what I meant, but now that I see it has made you angry I’m going to try my best to wriggle out of this hot spot. “It’s a long story” Venusian translation: The story makes me look bad, and I haven’t quite figured out how to tell it without making myself look bad, so let’s leave it. “That guy seems like a good friend of yours” Venusian translation: You’ve slept with him before haven’t you? And he really wants to sleep with you again – don’t tell me you can’t see that! “Why are you being so emotional?” Venusian translation: WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE A CRAZY PERSON?? “She’s just a friend” Venusian translation: this could mean just that, but then he could mean ‘I’ve slept with her sooo many times you have no idea’ “Can we talk about this later?” Venusian translation: I don’t want to talk about this again, please free the issue. “I don’t want a relationship right now” Venusian translation: I’m just not that into you. Painful, but the truth is if he liked you enough, he would change his world to make sure you were a part of it. “I’ve got a really early meeting” – (after you’ve had sexy time) Venusian translation: If you don’t know what he means, then you are a Learner, with a bold and capital L! http://naijapose.com/10-things-men-say-and-what-they-really-mean/ 2 Likes
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Re: 10 Things Men Say, And What They Really Mean! by rapcy(m): 10:58pm On Jan 29, 2013 |
Nt bad |
Re: 10 Things Men Say, And What They Really Mean! by eduson002(m): 12:37am On Jan 30, 2013 |
ok. |
Re: 10 Things Men Say, And What They Really Mean! by Nobody: 5:27am On Jan 30, 2013 |
[size=13pt]The title should be changed to "10 Things Boys Say, And What They Really Mean!"[/size] 1 Like |
Re: 10 Things Men Say, And What They Really Mean! by Nobody: 6:57am On Jan 30, 2013 |
Hhhmmnn |
Re: 10 Things Men Say, And What They Really Mean! by segunsd: 6:07pm On Jan 30, 2013 |
ogugua88: [size=13pt]The title should be changed to "10 Things Boys Say, And What They Really Mean!"[/size] Lol. iLike ur title 1 Like |
Re: 10 Things Men Say, And What They Really Mean! by Flashaldrin(m): 6:22pm On Jan 30, 2013 |
None of those apply to me. |
Re: 10 Things Men Say, And What They Really Mean! by cumudie(f): 4:42am On Jan 31, 2013 |
Flashaldrin: None of those apply to me. Liar! |
Re: 10 Things Men Say, And What They Really Mean! by Mynd44: 6:20am On Jan 31, 2013 |
ogugua88: [size=13pt]The title should be changed to "10 Things Boys Say, And What They Really Mean!"[/size]Well not every guy say those you know. some of us don't really care and some don't talk at all |
Re: 10 Things Men Say, And What They Really Mean! by Mynd44: 6:21am On Jan 31, 2013 |
Flashaldrin: None of those apply to me.Me too |
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