patholaw: dat guy is a freak....
Noticed 1 at a bustop one nite...pple where plenty and d guy wld just go and stand at d back of a lady and put his hand trouser....

rodeo0070:

EWWWWW!!!

white mosquito: Oh yes! Dis one takes the cake! Just last wk, took a bus on my way to an interview. Sat down at the rear end of the last seat, then dis rough looking fellow hurries to sit next to me,ignoring all the other available seats. Im nonplussed, but decide to mind my biz. Halfway into d journey dis guy starts makin suspicious movements, like adjusting his sittin position to face me. I shrug it off cos iv more imp things on my mind like d interview. A few mins later, i notice dat his hands wer in his fly and he had shut his eyes as if in rapture. So im like WTF? I turn my head immediately and face the window and then he says 'busstop'! As he comes down i notice that his trouser is soaked wit whitish liquid like melted icecream. He sees me noticing and gives me a grateful smile and a wink! Imagine! I almost puked!

Anubiri: Mine is jst on d 29-12-2012 wen my mom is celeb. Her coronation...infront of every1 $ camera man I was asked 2 pronounce wat was writin in d cake, I didn't luk well so I said in loud voice coronatio instead of congratulation omo see all eyes on me...a whole graduate chey $ d film is out wit dat same fuckup...

white mosquito: buhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Somebody plz help me laugh. Can u imagine dis guy!

white mosquito: giggles... Which one is the ewww for? No 1 or no 2.

geeez:

Using the word 'film' instead of 'video', I perfectly understand

nellaluv:

Like it's a new thing to you, come here dey form

Austin G: Mine happened few months back, had to go on an emmergency trip, didnt prepare for it at all, i got to da airport, wanted to take a flight from Lagos to Abuja, when it got to my turn to check in, i totally forgot they ask people to remove shoes for the shoes to be scanned, and my black socks then had 3 holes and my 3 toes were out, have been wanting to get more black socks but procrastination wont let me, just kept forgetting... so that day, my heart-beat skipped when i was asked to take off my shoes, the picture of my 3 toes just flashed before my eyes and i was facing people that have checked in, See crowd, see my 3 toes saying hello.. hehehe i just ran to the other end and collected my shoe, wore it sharp sharp.. wanted to faint but i couldnt go unconscious.. i just gave myself a consolation smile, i started looking for someone i can give explanation that i have been forgetting to change my socks but no one seemed interested.. just sat down and started pressing rubbish on my phone..

Ijogz K: Haba take am easy with the lie naaaaah!!! Jona 2nd

Austin G: Mine happened few months back, had to go on an emmergency trip, didnt prepare for it at all, i got to da airport, wanted to take a flight from Lagos to Abuja, when it got to my turn to check in, i totally forgot they ask people to remove shoes for the shoes to be scanned, and my black socks then had 3 holes and my 3 toes were out, have been wanting to get more black socks but procrastination wont let me, just kept forgetting... so that day, my heart-beat skipped when i was asked to take off my shoes, the picture of my 3 toes just flashed before my eyes and i was facing people that have checked in, See crowd, see my 3 toes saying hello.. hehehe i just ran to the other end and collected my shoe, wore it sharp sharp.. wanted to faint but i couldnt go unconscious.. i just gave myself a consolation smile, i started looking for someone i can give explanation that i have been forgetting to change my socks but no one seemed interested.. just sat down and started pressing rubbish on my phone..

yuzedo:
LMAO! What a vo'yeur!



@OP: My church said we should do seven (7) days fasting and prayer but on the seventh day, while we were praying fervently inside the church, i vomited Pounded Yam, Egusi Soup & Goat Meat with Fanta...
................ I am in a new church now.

nellaluv:
Guy you and yuzedo are f*&kingly dry i wonder why you keep trying tua

My 3yrs ago words to u is still hurting u?? …Sorry babe …Can i touch ur yansh??

Austin G: Mine happened few months back, had to go on an emmergency trip, didnt prepare for it at all, i got to da airport, wanted to take a flight from Lagos to Abuja, when it got to my turn to check in, i totally forgot they ask people to remove shoes for the shoes to be scanned, and my black socks then had 3 holes and my 3 toes were out, have been wanting to get more black socks but procrastination wont let me, just kept forgetting... so that day, my heart-beat skipped when i was asked to take off my shoes, the picture of my 3 toes just flashed before my eyes and i was facing people that have checked in, See crowd, see my 3 toes saying hello.. hehehe i just ran to the other end and collected my shoe, wore it sharp sharp.. wanted to faint but i couldnt go unconscious.. i just gave myself a consolation smile, i started looking for someone i can give explanation that i have been forgetting to change my socks but no one seemed interested.. just sat down and started pressing rubbish on my phone..

LWKMD! You could have taken off your socks with your shoes

nellaluv:
yuzedo is f*&kingly dry i wonder why you keep trying tua

geeez:

LWKMD! You could have taken off your socks with your shoes

mrscolite: So many..this one comes to mind. Was at my cousin's wedding reception,picking up her money(s) on the dance floor...I heard a rip but not until I felt cold breeze on my ass did I realise my cloth had ripped! I wasn't really an underwear person so yer from my back to my ass was exposed..I stood up..put my back to my cousin(bride),motioned for my other cousin to gimme her scarf..covered up&changed my outfit,drove back to lagos.
Lesson learnt...never ever wear tight dress again!