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Meet The 7 Kinda Ladies by Nobody: 8:37am On Feb 08, 2013 |
There are Basically 7 Kinda Gurls these Days, Study em Below : 1. HARD DISK GIRLS: Remembers everything for ever, they'll always come back for good time. 2. RAM GIRLS: Forgets about you the moment you turn her off or an upgrading version of your hardware/software is available. 3. SCREEN SAVER GIRLS: Just for admiration, totally beautiful but don't even think of dating 'em, you'll have high blood pressure, not their fault, it's al down to popular demand. 4. INTERNET GIRLS: Difficult to access cos of many pages involved to browse. At times the webpages are not accessible due to multiple log in over different I.P address. 5. SERVER GIRLS: Always busy when needed but server is always green. 6. MULTIMEDIA GIRLS: They are always available for any show down, party riders, all night movers, their phone works better than MTN customers service, taxi is their favorite car and love to take pictures at every hotel rooms and call it home. 7. VIRUS GIRLS: These type of girls are normally called "WIVES" once entered in ya system, they will spread and overwrite your anti-virus and dominate all your important files, they will download files that are not retrievable and upgrade it to a new version after nine months and creating more applications for you to start working with such as changing ya system name to ''Father'', the 'VIRUS GIRLS' comes in just two versions, either to upgrade or downgrade, choose wisely when choosing this software,they don't leave even after formatting! {I Don Warn U} So, Which Of these are u Familiar with? |
Re: Meet The 7 Kinda Ladies by Dyt(f): 8:39am On Feb 08, 2013 |
Yawns |
Re: Meet The 7 Kinda Ladies by Nobody: 9:14am On Feb 08, 2013 |
Dyt: Yawns Its Simple - Tis One is a Virus! |
Re: Meet The 7 Kinda Ladies by Nobody: 9:20am On Feb 08, 2013 |
am not familiar with anyone |
Re: Meet The 7 Kinda Ladies by Nobody: 9:24am On Feb 08, 2013 |
~vicky~: Victoria of al fiffle? Lawd knows that u know something bout the 'Ram Gurls' |
Re: Meet The 7 Kinda Ladies by LaParisienne(f): 9:26am On Feb 08, 2013 |
OP quit bullshitting, your thread is senseless at best |
Re: Meet The 7 Kinda Ladies by Nobody: 9:30am On Feb 08, 2013 |
El Guapo: i hope youre not implying that am among them "Ram Gurls" |
Re: Meet The 7 Kinda Ladies by Nobody: 9:34am On Feb 08, 2013 |
Hmm... |
Re: Meet The 7 Kinda Ladies by Nobody: 9:35am On Feb 08, 2013 |
La Parisienne: OP quit bullshitting, your thread is senseless at best Hey French Gum itz bin a kinda Long - Did the authorities Get ya Arsse Stucked up in that Women trafficking Cell again? |
Re: Meet The 7 Kinda Ladies by Nobody: 9:37am On Feb 08, 2013 |
~vicky~: Common Sense Speaks better things than the Prowess of Logic |
Re: Meet The 7 Kinda Ladies by xynerise: 10:03am On Feb 08, 2013 |
For the OP mind na e dey smart . Mtcheww |
Re: Meet The 7 Kinda Ladies by Nobody: 10:26am On Feb 08, 2013 |
El Guapo: you dont have common sense then! |
Re: Meet The 7 Kinda Ladies by Nobody: 11:05am On Feb 08, 2013 |
xynerise: For the OP mind na e dey smart . Mtcheww Hehe. . .Metuseller Shey U don Open thread this Year ni? ~vicky~: Yeah. .buh ve got Red Hot Instincts |
Re: Meet The 7 Kinda Ladies by Nobody: 11:19am On Feb 08, 2013 |
which are/is? |
Re: Meet The 7 Kinda Ladies by Nobody: 11:23am On Feb 08, 2013 |
~vicky~: Can i have a Second with u in the room? |
Re: Meet The 7 Kinda Ladies by Nobody: 11:24am On Feb 08, 2013 |
sure am all ears! |
Re: Meet The 7 Kinda Ladies by Nobody: 11:27am On Feb 08, 2013 |
~vicky~: Ok now. . . Do u have the Slightest Idea how u've had ma thread Derailed the Last Minutes? |
Re: Meet The 7 Kinda Ladies by Nobody: 11:31am On Feb 08, 2013 |
mtcheeew! you should be happy that i derailed your thread helping you to move your ministry differentiate the no of views and replies thank me later! am busy now! see ya later! |
Re: Meet The 7 Kinda Ladies by xynerise: 11:33am On Feb 08, 2013 |
El Guapo:My thread always make the frontpage. We think before we create threads |
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