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Meet The 7 Kinda Ladies by Nobody: 8:37am On Feb 08, 2013
There are Basically 7 Kinda Gurls these Days, Study em Below :

1. HARD DISK GIRLS: Remembers everything for ever, they'll always come
back for good time.

2. RAM GIRLS: Forgets about you the
moment you turn her off or an upgrading
version of your hardware/software is
available.

3. SCREEN SAVER GIRLS: Just for admiration, totally beautiful but don't even think of
dating 'em, you'll have high blood pressure, not their fault, it's al down to popular demand.

4. INTERNET GIRLS: Difficult to access cos of many pages involved to browse.
At times the webpages are not
accessible due to multiple log in over
different I.P address.

5. SERVER GIRLS: Always busy when needed but server is always green.

6. MULTIMEDIA GIRLS: They are always
available for any show down, party riders, all night movers, their phone
works better than MTN customers service, taxi is their
favorite car and love to take pictures at
every hotel rooms and call it home.

7. VIRUS GIRLS: These type of girls are normally called "WIVES" once entered in ya system, they
will spread and overwrite your anti-virus and dominate all your important
files, they will download files that are not retrievable and upgrade it to a
new version after nine months and creating more
applications for you to start working with such as
changing ya system name to ''Father'',
the 'VIRUS GIRLS' comes in just two versions, either to upgrade or downgrade, choose
wisely when choosing this software,they don't leave even after formatting! {I Don Warn U}

So, Which Of these are u Familiar with? undecided
Re: Meet The 7 Kinda Ladies by Dyt(f): 8:39am On Feb 08, 2013
Yawns
Re: Meet The 7 Kinda Ladies by Nobody: 9:14am On Feb 08, 2013
Dyt: Yawns

Its Simple - Tis One is a Virus!
Re: Meet The 7 Kinda Ladies by Nobody: 9:20am On Feb 08, 2013
grin grin

am not familiar with anyone undecided
Re: Meet The 7 Kinda Ladies by Nobody: 9:24am On Feb 08, 2013
~vicky~:
grin grin

am not familiar with anyone undecided

Victoria of al fiffle? shocked

Lawd knows that u know something bout the 'Ram Gurls'
Re: Meet The 7 Kinda Ladies by LaParisienne(f): 9:26am On Feb 08, 2013
OP quit bullshitting, your thread is senseless at best undecided
Re: Meet The 7 Kinda Ladies by Nobody: 9:30am On Feb 08, 2013
El Guapo:

Victoria of al fiffle? shocked

Lawd knows that u know something bout the 'Ram Gurls'

grin grin grin
i hope youre not implying that am among them "Ram Gurls"


Re: Meet The 7 Kinda Ladies by Nobody: 9:34am On Feb 08, 2013
Hmm...
Re: Meet The 7 Kinda Ladies by Nobody: 9:35am On Feb 08, 2013
La Parisienne: OP quit bullshitting, your thread is senseless at best undecided

Hey French Gum itz bin a kinda Long - Did the authorities Get ya Arsse Stucked up in that Women trafficking Cell again? undecided
Re: Meet The 7 Kinda Ladies by Nobody: 9:37am On Feb 08, 2013
~vicky~:


grin grin grin
i hope youre not implying that am among them "Ram Gurls"



Common Sense Speaks better things than the Prowess of Logic grin
Re: Meet The 7 Kinda Ladies by xynerise: 10:03am On Feb 08, 2013
For the OP mind na e dey smart undecided. Mtcheww
Re: Meet The 7 Kinda Ladies by Nobody: 10:26am On Feb 08, 2013
El Guapo:

Common Sense Speaks better things than the Prowess of Logic grin

you dont have common sense then! grin
Re: Meet The 7 Kinda Ladies by Nobody: 11:05am On Feb 08, 2013
xynerise: For the OP mind na e dey smart undecided. Mtcheww

Hehe. . .Metuseller Shey U don Open thread this Year ni? grin grin

~vicky~:


you dont have common sense then! grin


Yeah. .buh ve got Red Hot Instincts cheesy cheesy
Re: Meet The 7 Kinda Ladies by Nobody: 11:19am On Feb 08, 2013
which are/is? cheesy
Re: Meet The 7 Kinda Ladies by Nobody: 11:23am On Feb 08, 2013
~vicky~:
which are/is? cheesy

Can i have a Second with u in the room? cheesy cheesy
Re: Meet The 7 Kinda Ladies by Nobody: 11:24am On Feb 08, 2013
sure

am all ears! tongue
Re: Meet The 7 Kinda Ladies by Nobody: 11:27am On Feb 08, 2013
~vicky~:
sure

am all ears! tongue

Ok now. . .

Do u have the Slightest Idea how u've had ma thread Derailed the Last Minutes?
angry angry
Re: Meet The 7 Kinda Ladies by Nobody: 11:31am On Feb 08, 2013
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
mtcheeew! you should be happy that i derailed your thread
helping you to move your ministry grin
differentiate the no of views and replies

thank me later! cheesy
am busy now!
see ya later! tongue
Re: Meet The 7 Kinda Ladies by xynerise: 11:33am On Feb 08, 2013
El Guapo:

Hehe. . .Metuseller Shey U don Open thread this Year ni? grin grin



My thread always make the frontpage. We think before we create threads cool

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