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Things Parents Use To Scare Their Children! by Tolexander: 6:19pm On Feb 15, 2013 |
Just thinking about my childhood experience then i remembered one of those things dad used in scaring me when i was young. We had a calendar then that had Jesus' image, dad told me that if i commit any evil at home when nobody is around, that the Jesus image in the calendar is watching everything. I used to be very scared that time to commit any sin cos dad said if Jesus sees me, he will throw me to the lake of fire immediately and many other things we did hear in sunday school. There was this day when i saw fried fish on the table in the sitting room, it caught my eyes that i intended stealing but i was scared seeing calendar Jesus watching me. That day i just summoned courage and said actually this fried fish was not supposed to be on the table in the sitting room that it was supposed to be in thekitchen. Then i moved it to the kitchen and balanced with it actually, there was no calendar jesus looking at me in the kitchen. I finished the fried fish that day. I believe everyone also have one or two experience(s) like this, will be very glad tohear your own story also. 3 Likes |
Re: Things Parents Use To Scare Their Children! by Nobody: 6:56pm On Feb 16, 2013 |
I scare my toddlers with sour sop.Once I threaten to throw it on their bodies,everyone falls to formation.I guess the spiky appearance of the fruit does the trick. 1 Like |
Re: Things Parents Use To Scare Their Children! by mosho2good: 10:59pm On Feb 18, 2013 |
Be right back |
Re: Things Parents Use To Scare Their Children! by harlos: 11:01pm On Feb 18, 2013 |
Still thinking... That tym when dey told us that if we move too close to a girl she will get pregnant, that tym i no dey move close to woman cos i never wan born. 2 Likes |
Re: Things Parents Use To Scare Their Children! by zumarock8(m): 11:02pm On Feb 18, 2013 |
when ghost put hand for soup in the night...the soup will become sweet next day. |
Re: Things Parents Use To Scare Their Children! by chinnyonwu(m): 11:05pm On Feb 18, 2013 |
Ojuju calabar 9 Likes |
Re: Things Parents Use To Scare Their Children! by Leadn(m): 11:07pm On Feb 18, 2013 |
zumarock8: when ghost put hand for soup in the night...the soup will become sweet next day. and what does this hogwash mean?! 1 Like |
Re: Things Parents Use To Scare Their Children! by vin4ever(m): 11:08pm On Feb 18, 2013 |
chinnyonwu: Ojuju calabaroyo yo yo yo !!! 2 Likes |
Re: Things Parents Use To Scare Their Children! by Biolaem: 11:08pm On Feb 18, 2013 |
So i dey 4ront page today? Dancing kukere... |
Re: Things Parents Use To Scare Their Children! by Owodiong(m): 11:09pm On Feb 18, 2013 |
Am comin let me tink abt it |
Re: Things Parents Use To Scare Their Children! by iamswizz(m): 11:11pm On Feb 18, 2013 |
byvan: I scare my toddlers with sour sop.Once I threaten to throw it on their bodies,everyone falls to formation.I guess the spiky appearance of the fruit does the trick.pls what are you saying? 3 Likes |
Re: Things Parents Use To Scare Their Children! by Nobody: 11:13pm On Feb 18, 2013 |
Cane- as simple as ABC.....'EGBA' in yoruba.... I fear am die! 1 Like |
Re: Things Parents Use To Scare Their Children! by Aizebioje(m): 11:14pm On Feb 18, 2013 |
My parents didn't need to tell us anything out of the ordinary or at all. Once U step out of line, my papa carry wire and my mama hold spatula, everybody go arrange! ;DMy parents didn't need to tell us anything out of the ordinary or at all. Once U step out of line, my papa carry wire and my mama hold spatula, everybody go arrange! 2 Likes |
Re: Things Parents Use To Scare Their Children! by Nobody: 11:16pm On Feb 18, 2013 |
My parents are devoted Roman Catholics, as a little kid they told me 'if i receive the holy communion in church without qualifying, blood will full everywhere. ....blood ke!! 3 Likes |
Re: Things Parents Use To Scare Their Children! by Cardinal2012(m): 11:20pm On Feb 18, 2013 |
lwkm |
Re: Things Parents Use To Scare Their Children! by Nobody: 11:20pm On Feb 18, 2013 |
byvan: I scare my toddlers with sour sop.Once I threaten to throw it on their bodies,everyone falls to formation.I guess the spiky appearance of the fruit does the trick.**Egba mi ooo!! Abi o mo we ka ni? He meant your own personal experience not your simblings'. Abi oun sun ni?? |
Re: Things Parents Use To Scare Their Children! by Nobody: 11:25pm On Feb 18, 2013 |
ojuju calabar_mrs koi koi |
Re: Things Parents Use To Scare Their Children! by Nobody: 11:31pm On Feb 18, 2013 |
Omo.... Na Ojuju º°˚! Funny how every child blivs in the Ojuju myth. 2 Likes |
Re: Things Parents Use To Scare Their Children! by alphaconde(m): 11:32pm On Feb 18, 2013 |
My dad once skinned a rat for practicals and while we watched him he said whenever we disobeyed him he was going to skin us alive. Mhen how can I disobey him? I just can't. |
Re: Things Parents Use To Scare Their Children! by Nobody: 11:33pm On Feb 18, 2013 |
At the mention of Ojuju... Every child must behave...* But i think ojuju worked for us.. 'Ajekpako' I'm sure rich kids would believe superman and spiderman would save them from ojuju, maybe that's why them punishment no dey pass to face d wall 2 Likes |
Re: Things Parents Use To Scare Their Children! by Nobody: 11:38pm On Feb 18, 2013 |
byvan: I scare my toddlers with sour sop.Once I threaten to throw it on their bodies,everyone falls to formation.I guess the spiky appearance of the fruit does the trick. I love that fruit like crazy! @OP Personally, it was d wOoden cane behind my father's seat. Even when i cut my eyelash and hair and place it on his seat, or wen i tie 2 leaves from a coconut tree, midnight still gets horrible. |
Re: Things Parents Use To Scare Their Children! by Ganys: 11:44pm On Feb 18, 2013 |
Na this My Pikin Dey Scare Juju...
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Re: Things Parents Use To Scare Their Children! by Nobody: 11:47pm On Feb 18, 2013 |
I'm scared of the dark, they used that as an advantage to scare me... |
Re: Things Parents Use To Scare Their Children! by Motijelo(f): 11:52pm On Feb 18, 2013 |
@ Tolexander Lol. My own na to turn the Jesus-face picture to face wall so that he no go see wetin I dey do. Wen I finish my mission, I go com turn am back. Hahaha. Kai... Small pikin mind |
Re: Things Parents Use To Scare Their Children! by MMM2(m): 11:53pm On Feb 18, 2013 |
Dere pen1s |
Re: Things Parents Use To Scare Their Children! by clemz85(m): 11:53pm On Feb 18, 2013 |
if we blow mouth whistle in d nyt, wili wili spirit wil ful every where...taa, obara Jesus 1 Like |
Re: Things Parents Use To Scare Their Children! by Pacesetter2: 12:00am On Feb 19, 2013 |
If you use your hand to collect water from the rain that Sango will strike the child dead...eeh H...if rain wan fall na so i go dey run But i like this one that if you seat on mortar say you no go belle food....i'll go seat on top mortar if mummy food sweet...so that i'll cry for more...all was fun jere |
Re: Things Parents Use To Scare Their Children! by Nobody: 12:02am On Feb 19, 2013 |
Na our granpa dat year dey scare us oh.d man strick die.if u Bleep up he go lie us for table gv us d lashing wey go make u weak like hot amala.i love d man sha |
Re: Things Parents Use To Scare Their Children! by Nobody: 12:11am On Feb 19, 2013 |
Mine used one long a$$ cane (pankere) to scare the hell outta me..."If I use this cane to beat you ehn...."...dem no go tell you what comes after that. |
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