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20 Reasons Why Life Without A Girlfriend Is Cool! by ottentick(m): 9:30am On Mar 18, 2008
1You can stare at any Girl

2You don’t have to spend money on her.

3You won’t get boring result in ur board papers.

4No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.

5If u don’t have a girlfriend, she can’t dump u.

6Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.

7This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.

8You won’t have to tolerate someone else defining, “right” and “wrong” for u.

9Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can’t do anything according ur wishes anymore.

10You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.

11You won’t have to waste paper writing love letters. No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place.

12You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.

13You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.

14You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u’ll sin less.

15You can have good night’s sleep-no need to dream about her.

16You wont have to fight over having a ’special’ friend with ur folks.

17You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.

18No tension.

19You can be “yourself”

20You wont have to hide your telephone bills….
Re: 20 Reasons Why Life Without A Girlfriend Is Cool! by adekennis(m): 2:25pm On Mar 18, 2008
na waa oo! cheesy
Re: 20 Reasons Why Life Without A Girlfriend Is Cool! by Joey82(m): 2:38pm On Mar 18, 2008
ur reasons are so dumb
with ur girlfriend, u can actually do all those things u said having a girlfriend will prevent u from doing.
could actually give u 40 reasons why u must have a girlfriend

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Re: 20 Reasons Why Life Without A Girlfriend Is Cool! by TheSly: 2:41pm On Mar 18, 2008
y'all have problems. . . . . a serious one.
Re: 20 Reasons Why Life Without A Girlfriend Is Cool! by 4Him(m): 2:45pm On Mar 18, 2008
the fellow who came up with this must be very young
Re: 20 Reasons Why Life Without A Girlfriend Is Cool! by efuah(f): 2:47pm On Mar 18, 2008
®~^Sly^~®:

y'all have problems. . . . . a serious one.
and u think u're not inclusive? tongue

4Him:

the fellow who came up with this must be very young
Was thinking same. . . still growing. He will surely get there (swallow his words back).
Re: 20 Reasons Why Life Without A Girlfriend Is Cool! by ty4real(m): 2:54pm On Mar 18, 2008
4Him:

the fellow who came up with this must be very young

The poster is not only young but he has a myopic experience about life generally or maybe he is just being true to his lifestyle, Gay! grin grin
Re: 20 Reasons Why Life Without A Girlfriend Is Cool! by TheSly: 3:00pm On Mar 18, 2008

and u think u're not inclusive? tongue

Nananana!! I have passed that level. . . cool
Re: 20 Reasons Why Life Without A Girlfriend Is Cool! by talk2sulta: 3:05pm On Mar 18, 2008
@poster
are these the same reasons why you dont need a wife?
Re: 20 Reasons Why Life Without A Girlfriend Is Cool! by tngtech(m): 3:07pm On Mar 18, 2008
Men the guy is cool, i love those quotes. I think life without a girlfriend is more than cool. its GREAT. recently i have been having some doubts about my girlfriend. She is becoming so suspicions.
Re: 20 Reasons Why Life Without A Girlfriend Is Cool! by TheSly: 3:09pm On Mar 18, 2008
Hmnnnnn! i see. . .
Re: 20 Reasons Why Life Without A Girlfriend Is Cool! by tngtech(m): 3:10pm On Mar 18, 2008
@talk2sulta

Did he tell you anything about is marital status, or r u an habalist,
Re: 20 Reasons Why Life Without A Girlfriend Is Cool! by efuah(f): 3:10pm On Mar 18, 2008
Sly. . . we thank God. undecided
Re: 20 Reasons Why Life Without A Girlfriend Is Cool! by tpia: 3:20pm On Mar 18, 2008
@OP:

do you want to change that "looking for love" quote in your profile?

since you insist you're not looking for love.

abi which kind of love you dey look for?
Re: 20 Reasons Why Life Without A Girlfriend Is Cool! by talk2sulta: 3:26pm On Mar 18, 2008
tngtech:

@talk2sulta

Did he tell you anything about is marital status, or r u an habalist,

maybe you can answer the question?
Re: 20 Reasons Why Life Without A Girlfriend Is Cool! by TheSly: 3:40pm On Mar 18, 2008
Sly. . . we thank God.
Yes Glory be to God. . cool
Re: 20 Reasons Why Life Without A Girlfriend Is Cool! by Busta(f): 3:49pm On Mar 18, 2008
@topic,

more like "20 reasons why ur life is b-o-r-i-n-gggggggg"
Re: 20 Reasons Why Life Without A Girlfriend Is Cool! by TheSly: 3:52pm On Mar 18, 2008
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Re: 20 Reasons Why Life Without A Girlfriend Is Cool! by ty4real(m): 3:56pm On Mar 18, 2008
Busta:

@topic,

more like "20 reasons why your life is b-o-r-i-n-gggggggg"
®~^Sly^~® link=topic=120772.msg2068705#msg2068705 date=1205851934:

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Oga you get time ooo! grin grin

Not just boring,but a very dry fraustrated life!Another product of a dyfunctionla home !Fucking loner grin grin
Re: 20 Reasons Why Life Without A Girlfriend Is Cool! by Nobody: 3:58pm On Mar 18, 2008
shakes head in amazement? pity? at folly of youth? never mind. just passing by. lipsrsealed
Re: 20 Reasons Why Life Without A Girlfriend Is Cool! by efuah(f): 3:59pm On Mar 18, 2008
Aww Sly cry cry cry

Na so Iraq do u? I told u first. . . are u really ok? embarassed tongue undecided
Re: 20 Reasons Why Life Without A Girlfriend Is Cool! by ty4real(m): 4:08pm On Mar 18, 2008
efuah:

Aww Sly cry cry cry

Na so Iraq do u? I told u first. . . are u really ok? embarassed tongue undecided

No hannn is quite okay now,you know once in a while we just let the kid in us out u kno what I mean now! wink wink grin grin

@Sly!
Enjoy o jare, I dey feel yah. wink
Re: 20 Reasons Why Life Without A Girlfriend Is Cool! by gentlegg(m): 4:15pm On Mar 18, 2008
I 100% agree with the poster, u don't really need 2 have any girlfriend, all you need as a man is wife.

You can study a girl's life and chararcter by casual interactions/closeness to her NOT as in girlfriend stuff (cos many will flemsly argue - how do i know her type b4 marrying her?)

God did not create any girlfriend for Adam, he only gave him bone-of-his-bone (wife) not bone-testing-whether-of-my-own (girlfriend)
Re: 20 Reasons Why Life Without A Girlfriend Is Cool! by TheSly: 4:26pm On Mar 18, 2008

@Sly!
Enjoy o jare, I dey feel yah. wink

Cheers. . . . cool


Aww Sly cry cry cry

Na so Iraq do u? I told u first. . . are u really ok? embarassed tongue undecided
tongue Sister don't worry. . . im Ok! cheesy
Re: 20 Reasons Why Life Without A Girlfriend Is Cool! by efuah(f): 4:34pm On Mar 18, 2008
If you say so. undecided
Re: 20 Reasons Why Life Without A Girlfriend Is Cool! by TheSly: 4:35pm On Mar 18, 2008
I know so! tongue
Re: 20 Reasons Why Life Without A Girlfriend Is Cool! by Nobody: 3:37am On Mar 19, 2008
@ sly. Are you really in Iraq?
Re: 20 Reasons Why Life Without A Girlfriend Is Cool! by tommyex(m): 6:31am On Mar 19, 2008
Topic
cheesy grin

But what the guy said is right now,abi?
Jus a lil wee of Humour in there. cheesy

Actually having a babe/guy can be stressful,if d both parties aint in love
Re: 20 Reasons Why Life Without A Girlfriend Is Cool! by PurestBoy(m): 2:00pm On Mar 19, 2008
But you need a girl to shag before you marry
Re: 20 Reasons Why Life Without A Girlfriend Is Cool! by tonywest: 11:11am On Mar 22, 2008
you are a big liar,just tell us that you dont have the qualities of bieng a guy
Re: 20 Reasons Why Life Without A Girlfriend Is Cool! by tonywest: 11:13am On Mar 22, 2008
then you dont have to marry
Re: 20 Reasons Why Life Without A Girlfriend Is Cool! by ruudgal: 5:26pm On Mar 22, 2008
Wow, its almost refreshing to know this level of ignorance still exists.

You are either very Dumb or just Young,

For those of u who dont know what the one requirement of true or genuine love,, it is dat u die to self and put your partner first in all things.

The right formular is that you give a 100% and if d partner has the same understanding, dey also wud give 100% which means u are both giving a 100% but receiving a 100%.

Those so-called friends you love to hang out wiv, laugh with you 12 hours in the day and go home to their sweethearts and other hobbies, while you go home to ur lonely bed and your lonely house with your lonely phone and curl up to your pillow, who happens to be the only one showing you love,

Your friends no matter how close they are, cannot make your heart leap with excitement over the knowledge that they love u or care bout you.

Your so called freedom is mental retardation. Living your life so ur friends wud always know they can count on u not to share ur mind or heart, Tell me one thing?, Dont those so-called friends of urs have lives outside u?, if u were to drop dead tomorrow, wud dey weep for u forever or wud they just find some other nucka to replace u and push u to the sad tales section of their lives?

For u to even have this so-called mindset that u have, means you are the better half of selfish and the greater half of lonely. You would never experience true happiness with that kind of mindset, not becasue they are no longer nay good females in the world but because, you are the epitome of the wrong male, which means no matter how much shortage there is of "worthy" women, yuo would never be in the position to be lucky enuff to grab hold of one of em.

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