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Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by FOLYKAZE(m): 11:02pm On May 05, 2013 |
Christian: who creates you? Atheist: my parents christian: who creates your parents? Atheist: Grandies Christian: who creates your Grandies? Atheist: Great grandies. Christian: So you dont believe God creates our first parents in the garden of Eden? Atheist: Nope Christian: So who is our first parent 1 Like |
Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by neversaynever(m): 11:13pm On May 05, 2013 |
FOLYKAZE: Christian: who creates you? Ehn answer nah, why did the atheist stop? Out of answers. That atheist na learner abeg |
Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by wiegraf: 11:53pm On May 05, 2013 |
Proffdada: Supposing man evolved from 'monkeys', why are there still monkeys around? 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by Proffdada: 5:46am On May 06, 2013 |
wiegraf:Cuz man never evolved otherwise today's man would've grown wings and legs will become vestigial according to Lamark |
Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by FOLYKAZE(m): 9:00am On May 06, 2013 |
Im sorry for the derailing this is a conversation between Atheist and muslim man (ALHAJI) Atheist: Alhaji means 'stranger' and it is a title conferred on visitors on hajj as a means of identification, right? Yoruba Alhaji: yesh! I carry the title with honor now, afterall the money I spent on hajj to kiss the kaaba. Atheist: but you are in your homeland now and you are definitely not a stranger here. Yoruba Alhaji: that is also true. Atheist: so you paid a huge sum of money to travel to another man's land to kiss a gigantic maggi cube and get the title of 'stranger' which becomes ineffective as soon as you land home yet you prance about with it, does that make sense to you? Yoruba Alhaji: Abi were ni ọ ni? Didn't you know that Yoruba gods are idols and the only true god is allah and as a muslim, we must visit mecca at least once in lifetime as written in the Quran and Haddith? Atheist: smh 1 Like |
Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by FOLYKAZE(m): 9:02am On May 06, 2013 |
never_say_never: Do you even know your great grandfather? His name, his wife name, where he built his hut, his first son name, his second son name, the date he was born and the day he died? If you cant answer this, then stop asking stupid questions. 1 Like |
Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by manmustwac(m): 9:19am On May 06, 2013 |
Proffdada:Oh yeah! What about the mobile phone that your using today are you going to tell me that that to did not evolve? About 30 years ago the mobile phone didn't exist then the first phones which were like bricks were invented which later evolved to the nokia 3310 then camera phones & now we have iphones & smartphones. I guess you'll be saying that because the mobile phone did not grow wings and legs that it didn't evolve right? Everything evolved. 1 Like |
Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by wiegraf: 10:29am On May 06, 2013 |
Proffdada: Thank you good ser. Even if you didn't ask funny questions per say, your answers certainly qualify for this thread 3 Likes |
Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by Proffdada: 5:06pm On May 06, 2013 |
manmustwac: Oh yeah! What about the mobile phone that your using today are you going to tell me that that to did not evolve? About 30 years ago the mobile phone didn't exist then the first phones which were like bricks were invented which later evolved to the nokia 3310 then camera phones & now we have iphones & smartphones. I guess you'll be saying that because the mobile phone did not grow wings and legs that it didn't evolve right? Everything evolved.wetin concern agbero with twitter handle? |
Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by Proffdada: 5:08pm On May 06, 2013 |
wiegraf: Nullifying evolution, creation is factual |
Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by neversaynever(m): 7:15pm On May 06, 2013 |
FOLYKAZE: Oh pleeeeeeease, you don't know your grandfather's history, but you know a lot of scientist's. What are archives for? that's not an excuse. You can either learn about it or accept you lost the argument. |
Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by Nobody: 9:09pm On Sep 09, 2013 |
Bump. A toast to my old I'd. |
Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by NoProphecy: 11:49pm On Sep 09, 2013 |
If bacon came from pigs, why are there still pigs around? The answer is Jesus, stupid! |
Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by ezme(m): 11:05am On Sep 12, 2013 |
Christian: Why would a man want a relationship with another man, it beats me. These gay people must be possessed by demons. Atheist: Sadly, you keep telling me I need a man in my life. Christian: Me? When? Atheist: You said I need Jesus in my life. 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by Proffdada: 12:01pm On Sep 12, 2013 |
ezme: Christian: Why would a man want a relationship with another man, it beats me. These gay people must be possessed by demons.not funny not even for d carnally minded |
Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by EvilBrain1(m): 4:16pm On Sep 12, 2013 |
If white Americans are descended from Europeans, why are there still Europeans around? 1 Like |
Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by MrTroll(m): 4:50pm On Sep 12, 2013 |
Me: I don't believe in your god Christian: then who do you pray to when you wake up in the morning? Me: 1 Like |
Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by MrTroll(m): 4:52pm On Sep 12, 2013 |
Christian: why don't you go to church? Are you a pagan? Me: 1 Like |
Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by MrTroll(m): 4:58pm On Sep 12, 2013 |
Nigerian: are you a christian? Me: no Nigerian: are u a muslim? Me: no Nigerian: then you must be a pagan! Me: 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by MonsieurCoder: 7:15pm On Nov 05, 2013 |
Christian: I am inviting you for bla bla bla program, hope you would attend Me: No Christian: why? Me: I am not a Christian Christian: So you are a muslim? Me: No, An Atheist. Christian: What?!!! Why are you angry with god? Me: I am an Athiest, i don't beleive in gods, how can i be angry with what doesn't exist? Christian: Tell me the truth, Why are you angry with god?? 5 Likes |
Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by Proffdada: 8:58pm On Nov 07, 2013 |
MonsieurCoder: Christian: I am inviting you for bla bla bla program, hope you would attendYawn!! |
Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by Nobody: 11:24am On Nov 21, 2013 |
Christian:what church do u attend? Atheist:uhm none christian:y?are u not a christian? Atheist:no am not Christian:so you're a muslim then? Atheist:nah not a muslim either,am an atheist christian: that means you're a satanist! Atheist:wow dude,talk of flawed logic christian:infidel!! Atheist:el oh el!!(see?we got a rhyme there) |
Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by Nobody: 11:42am On Nov 21, 2013 |
Yea i have no idea how to organize my text |
Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by TheBigUrban2: 6:20pm On Jun 28, 2014 |
If there is no God, why is the banana made to fit a man's/monkey's hands? |
Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by malvisguy212: 8:34am On Jun 29, 2014 |
MonsieurCoder: Christian: I am inviting you for bla bla bla program, hope you would attendyou just describe how you fell about God, you know He is there,you pray to Him and He did not answer you the way you like it, because you do not have faith, pride mix with fear and anger plus inpatient make you to be ANGRY TOWARD GOD. |
Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by Nobody: 8:36am On Jun 29, 2014 |
One of my greatest threads |
Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by mazaje(m): 8:37am On Jun 29, 2014 |
malvisguy212: you just describe how you fell about God, you know He is there,you pray to Him and He did not answer you the way you like it, because you do not have faith, pride mix with fear and anger plus inpatient make you to be ANGRY TOWARD GOD. Why should he be angry over what does not exist?. . .Are you angry towards allah or pallangun?. . . |
Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by mazaje(m): 8:40am On Jun 29, 2014 |
aManFromMars: One of my greatest threads I concur. . . |
Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by malvisguy212: 9:10am On Jun 29, 2014 |
mazaje:and why should you be spending sooo much time talking about a Man that you claim never existed? |
Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by mazaje(m): 11:57am On Jun 29, 2014 |
malvisguy212: and why should you be spending sooo much time talking about a Man that you claim never existed? Because so many people believe in this imaginary being and use their belief in this imaginary being to presecute others that do not share such beliefs. . . |
Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by malvisguy212: 4:21pm On Jun 29, 2014 |
mazaje:as an Atheist, dos it make sense to you , blasphemy an imaginary Being ? Let me ask you a question, DO YOU WANT TO KNOW GOD? |
Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by mazaje(m): 4:36pm On Jun 29, 2014 |
malvisguy212: as an Atheist, dos it make sense to you , blasphemy an imaginary Being ? Let me ask you a question, DO YOU WANT TO KNOW GOD? Which of the gods? (because there are so many gods). . . |
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