Christian: who creates you?

Atheist: my parents

christian: who creates your parents?

Atheist: Grandies

Christian: who creates your Grandies?

Atheist: Great grandies.

Christian: So you dont believe God creates our first parents in the garden of Eden?

Atheist: Nope

Christian: So who is our first parent

FOLYKAZE: Christian: who creates you?

Atheist: my parents

christian: who creates your parents?

Atheist: Grandies

Christian: who creates your Grandies?

Atheist: Great grandies.

Christian: So you dont believe God creates our first parents in the garden of Eden?

Atheist: Nope

Christian: So who is our first parent

Ehn answer nah, why did the atheist stop? Out of answers. That atheist na learner abeg

Proffdada:
He created one,then procreation duh?!

Supposing man evolved from 'monkeys', why are there still monkeys around?

wiegraf:

Supposing man evolved from 'monkeys', why are there still monkeys around?

Cuz man never evolved otherwise today's man would've grown wings and legs will become vestigial according to Lamark

Im sorry for the derailing

this is a conversation between Atheist and muslim man (ALHAJI)


Atheist: Alhaji means 'stranger' and it is a title conferred on visitors on hajj as a means of identification, ­ right?

Yoruba Alhaji: yesh! I carry the title with honor now, afterall the money I spent on hajj to kiss the kaaba.


Atheist: but you are in your homeland now and you are definitely not a stranger here.


Yoruba Alhaji: that is also true.


Atheist: so you paid a huge sum of money to travel to another man's land to kiss a gigantic maggi cube and get the title of 'stranger' which becomes ineffective as soon as you land home yet you prance about with it, does that make sense to you?


Yoruba Alhaji: Abi were ni ọ ni? Didn't you know that Yoruba gods are idols and the only true god is allah and as a muslim, we must visit mecca at least once in lifetime as written in the Quran and Haddith?

Atheist: smh

never_say_never:

Ehn answer nah, why did the atheist stop? Out of answers. That atheist na learner abeg

Do you even know your great grandfather? His name, his wife name, where he built his hut, his first son name, his second son name, the date he was born and the day he died? If you cant answer this, then stop asking stupid questions.

Proffdada:
Cuz man never evolved otherwise today's man would've grown wings and legs will become vestigial according to Lamark

Oh yeah! What about the mobile phone that your using today are you going to tell me that that to did not evolve? About 30 years ago the mobile phone didn't exist then the first phones which were like bricks were invented which later evolved to the nokia 3310 then camera phones & now we have iphones & smartphones. I guess you'll be saying that because the mobile phone did not grow wings and legs that it didn't evolve right? Everything evolved.

Proffdada:
Cuz man never evolved otherwise today's man would've grown wings and legs will become vestigial according to Lamark

Thank you good ser. Even if you didn't ask funny questions per say, your answers certainly qualify for this thread

manmustwac: Oh yeah! What about the mobile phone that your using today are you going to tell me that that to did not evolve? About 30 years ago the mobile phone didn't exist then the first phones which were like bricks were invented which later evolved to the nokia 3310 then camera phones & now we have iphones & smartphones. I guess you'll be saying that because the mobile phone did not grow wings and legs that it didn't evolve right? Everything evolved.

wetin concern agbero with twitter handle?

wiegraf:

Thank you good ser. Even if you didn't ask funny questions per say, your answers certainly qualify for this thread

Nullifying evolution, creation is factual

FOLYKAZE:

Do you even know your great grandfather? His name, his wife name, where he built his hut, his first son name, his second son name, the date he was born and the day he died? If you cant answer this, then stop asking stupid questions.

Oh pleeeeeeease, you don't know your grandfather's history, but you know a lot of scientist's. What are archives for? that's not an excuse. You can either learn about it or accept you lost the argument.

Bump.

A toast to my old I'd.

If bacon came from pigs, why are there still pigs around? The answer is Jesus, stupid!

Christian: Why would a man want a relationship with another man, it beats me. These gay people must be possessed by demons.
Atheist: Sadly, you keep telling me I need a man in my life.
Christian: Me? When?
Atheist: You said I need Jesus in my life.

ezme: Christian: Why would a man want a relationship with another man, it beats me. These gay people must be possessed by demons.
Atheist: Sadly, you keep telling me I need a man in my life.
Christian: Me? When?
Atheist: You said I need Jesus in my life.

not funny not even for d carnally minded

If white Americans are descended from Europeans, why are there still Europeans around?

Me: I don't believe in your god

Christian: then who do you pray to when you wake up in the morning?

Me:

Christian: why don't you go to church? Are you a pagan?

Me:

Nigerian: are you a christian?

Me: no

Nigerian: are u a muslim?

Me: no

Nigerian: then you must be a pagan!

Me:

Christian: I am inviting you for bla bla bla program, hope you would attend

Me: No

Christian: why?

Me: I am not a Christian

Christian: So you are a muslim?

Me: No, An Atheist.

Christian: What?!!! Why are you angry with god?

Me: I am an Athiest, i don't beleive in gods, how can i be angry with what doesn't exist?

Christian: Tell me the truth, Why are you angry with god??

MonsieurCoder: Christian: I am inviting you for bla bla bla program, hope you would attend

Me: No

Christian: why?

Me: I am not a Christian

Christian: So you are a muslim?

Me: No, An Atheist.

Christian: What?!!! Why are you angry with god?

Me: I am an Athiest, i don't beleive in gods, how can i be angry with what doesn't exist?

Christian: Tell me the truth, Why are you angry with god??

Yawn!!

Christian:what church do u attend? Atheist:uhm none christian:y?are u not a christian? Atheist:no am not Christian:so you're a muslim then? Atheist:nah not a muslim either,am an atheist christian: that means you're a satanist! Atheist:wow dude,talk of flawed logic christian:infidel!! Atheist:el oh el!!(see?we got a rhyme there)

Yea i have no idea how to organize my text

If there is no God, why is the banana made to fit a man's/monkey's hands?

MonsieurCoder: Christian: I am inviting you for bla bla bla program, hope you would attend

Me: No

Christian: why?

Me: I am not a Christian

Christian: So you are a muslim?

Me: No, An Atheist.

Christian: What?!!! Why are you angry with god?

Me: I am an Athiest, i don't beleive in gods, how can i be angry with what doesn't exist?

Christian: Tell me the truth, Why are you angry with god??

you just describe how you fell about God, you know He is there,you pray to Him and He did not answer you the way you like it, because you do not have faith, pride mix with fear and anger plus inpatient make you to be ANGRY TOWARD GOD.

One of my greatest threads

malvisguy212: you just describe how you fell about God, you know He is there,you pray to Him and He did not answer you the way you like it, because you do not have faith, pride mix with fear and anger plus inpatient make you to be ANGRY TOWARD GOD.

Why should he be angry over what does not exist?. . .Are you angry towards allah or pallangun?. . .

aManFromMars: One of my greatest threads

I concur. . .

mazaje:

Why should he be angry over what does not exist?. . .Are you angry towards allah or pallangun?. . .

and why should you be spending sooo much time talking about a Man that you claim never existed?

malvisguy212: and why should you be spending sooo much time talking about a Man that you claim never existed?

Because so many people believe in this imaginary being and use their belief in this imaginary being to presecute others that do not share such beliefs. . .

mazaje:

Because so many people believe in this imaginary being and use their belief in this imaginary being to presecute others that do not share such beliefs. . .

as an Atheist, dos it make sense to you , blasphemy an imaginary Being ? Let me ask you a question, DO YOU WANT TO KNOW GOD?

malvisguy212: as an Atheist, dos it make sense to you , blasphemy an imaginary Being ? Let me ask you a question, DO YOU WANT TO KNOW GOD?

Which of the gods? (because there are so many gods). . .