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Re: Jokes Crib by liljboy(m): 7:19pm On Dec 16, 2013 |
U switch on the tv, mandela! Switch on radio, mandela! Log on to facebook, mandela! Twitter, mandela!. . . . Am even afraid to open my fridge. #smh 2 Likes |
Re: Jokes Crib by liljboy(m): 8:57am On Jan 06, 2014 |
Three business associates, an Igbo man, a Yoruba man and a Chinese man, went to eat lunch together at a restaurant in Surulere. While in the middle of their meal, a fly came in through the window. It flew across the table to where the Igbo man was but he just waved his hands to chase it away. The fly then went to where the Yoruba man was, he also chased it away. Finally, the fly then went to where the Chinese man was and was flying close to his ears. The Chinese man looked at the fly for sometime and then grabbed it, put it in his mouth and swallowed it. The other men saw this but just kept on eating. About Five minutes later, another fly came in and flew to the Yoruba man who just chased it away again. It then flew on to the Igbo man but this time he did not chase the fly, he looked at it for sometime and then grabbed it. He then turned to the Chinese man and asked "how much you go buy am?" hahaha, igbo man and business. |
Re: Jokes Crib by liljboy(m): 10:50pm On Jan 08, 2014 |
U collect babe number u use "chick" store am. Shey her mama na fowl ? • U buy suya ur woman chop all the meat finish u con dey smile dey chop the onion, u be vegetarian? • U dey wit ur guy & u dey recieve diff kinds of phone calls every 5 min, yet u dey claim say u no dey cheat on ur guy. My sista, u be MTN customer care agent? • U ask a girl for what she wants, she tells you money and you are angry. Were you expecting her to say wisdom & understanding? • U dey carry ur girlfriend go club, after u marry her finish u want stop her frm goin to club. My broda u think say miracle fit happen? • Ur galfrnd dumps u for a rich man u say she b gold digger, bt ur sister do d same to anoda guy, u giv testimony for Church saying na grace of God. Bros park well • Your babe get F9 parallel for WAEC, she still dey ask for Brazilian Hair of #150.000 . Abeg Were she wan fix am?, ontop that coconut head? • U have 8 tribal marks, stretch marks scattered all ova ur body yet u still want a tattoo...ah! my friend u be zebra? • U are 6 feet tall, u still com wear 6 inches high heeled shoe...she u wan whisper to God? • U dey snap inside different type of cars yet u expect ur man to believe u are not cheating. Aunty, u be mechanic? • U gather different gals picture for ur fone & yet u xpect ur gal to believe u are not cheatin.. uncle, u be photographer? • He gave u an engagement ring for over five years, he never marry u, my dear u be lord of d rings? •you the pay your babe wey dey university school fees and yet u never write JAMB,u be scholarship board? •U are 18yrs and ur sugar daddy is 70yrs old and u stil dey call him BABY, my sister he should be ur ANCESTOR. •Your babe is licking ice cream...u're drinking pure water...Pls guy Are u diabetic? •You wey dey read dis post and u no gree laff, abeg u be Ballotelli? 1 Like |
Re: Jokes Crib by liljboy(m): 8:47pm On Aug 13, 2014 |
When a man is called emmanuel woman is called emmanuella, my grandpa is victor and my grandma said she's victoria, if man answers celestine a woman will answer celestina, man answers justin and a woman says she is justina, man answers christian, woman will answer christiana, man calls himself augustine and woman says she's augustina, man answers Gabriel woman answers Gabriella, Nawa oooo!!! If man should answer "EBO" what then will a woman answer? |
Re: Jokes Crib by Situation001(m): 10:20am On Sep 14, 2014 |
liljboy: When a man is called emmanuel woman is called emmanuella, my grandpa is victor and my grandma said she's victoria, if man answers celestine a woman will answer celestina, man answers justin and a woman says she is justina, man answers christian, woman will answer christiana, man calls himself augustine and woman says she's augustina, man answers Gabriel woman answers Gabriella, Nawa oooo!!! If man should answer "EBO" what then will a woman answer? EBOLA OF COURSE liljboy: When a man is called emmanuel woman is called emmanuella, my grandpa is victor and my grandma said she's victoria, if man answers celestine a woman will answer celestina, man answers justin and a woman says she is justina, man answers christian, woman will answer christiana, man calls himself augustine and woman says she's augustina, man answers Gabriel woman answers Gabriella, Nawa oooo!!! If man should answer "EBO" what then will a woman answer? EBOLA OF COURSE 1 Like |
Re: Jokes Crib by Rounakid(m): 3:05pm On Sep 15, 2014 |
liljboy: u copy my post lil... |
Re: Jokes Crib by liljboy(m): 12:53am On Sep 16, 2014 |
Rounakid:where did you copy it from? |
Re: Jokes Crib by Rounakid(m): 11:19pm On Sep 17, 2014 |
liljboy: where did you copy it from? i cracked it myself.... |
Re: Jokes Crib by liljboy(m): 7:25am On Sep 18, 2014 |
Rounakid:good job kid |
Re: Jokes Crib by liljboy(m): 4:41pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
Teacher : Ok class; let us show the principal and our guests how much we have learnt so far dis year! Let’s do comparisons .... So if I say small, you say small, smaller, smallest. [Students nod] Teacher : Big Students : “Big, Bigger, Biggest.” .... Teacher : “clean.” Students : “clean, cleaner, cleanest. Teacher : “tall.” Students : “tall, taller, tallest. Teacher [smiles] :”very good!!! Students : “very good, very goodder, very goodest. Teacher : “oh gosh.” Students : oh gosh, oh gosher, oh goshest!!! Teacher : “stop it now” Students : “stop it now, stop it nower, stop it nowest!!! Teacher : “oh please.” Students :”oh please, oh pleaser, oh please-st.. Teacher : “Look at me..!!! Students : “look at me, look at me-er, look at me-est. Teacher : “what a disgrace! Students : “what a disgrace, what a disgracer, what a disgrace-st. Teacher [furious] : I don die… Students : I don die, I don dier, I don diest!!! Teacher faint! |
Re: Jokes Crib by liljboy(m): 4:42pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
I'm seriously tired of all these Igbo sisters trying to form Phonetics while singing Praise and Worship.. ..Which one is, Eeeeee mail, Email Her, Email Her, Jehovah Mail her.... ...Ayinekele gymnastics email her, email her, Jehovah mail her.. |
Re: Jokes Crib by essienjob: 8:45am On Nov 16, 2014 |
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Re: Jokes Crib by liljboy(m): 4:22pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
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Re: Jokes Crib by hayorlad: 8:38am On Nov 18, 2014 |
A boy was jilted by his girlfriend for another guy. This guy feels it's a cheating and it ain't right, he therefore decided to fight for his right.......... See what happened to him in this video; www.hypemylife.com/?p=2569 |
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