U switch on the tv, mandela! Switch on radio, mandela! Log on to facebook, mandela! Twitter, mandela!. . . . Am even afraid to open my fridge. #smh

Three
business
associates, an
Igbo man, a
Yoruba man and a
Chinese man,
went to eat
lunch together at
a restaurant in
Surulere.
While in the middle
of their meal, a fly
came in
through the
window. It flew
across the table
to where the Igbo
man was but he
just
waved his hands
to chase it away.
The fly then went
to where the
Yoruba man
was, he also
chased it away.
Finally, the fly
then went to
where the
Chinese
man was and
was flying close
to his ears. The
Chinese man
looked at the fly
for sometime
and then grabbed
it, put it in his
mouth and
swallowed it.
The other men
saw this but just
kept on
eating.
About Five
minutes later,
another fly came
in
and flew to the
Yoruba man who
just chased
it away again.
It then flew on to
the Igbo man but
this time
he did not chase
the fly, he looked
at it for
sometime and
then grabbed it.
He then
turned to the
Chinese man and
asked "how
much you go buy
am?"
hahaha, igbo man and
business.

U collect babe number
u use "chick" store
am. Shey her mama na
fowl ?
• U buy suya ur woman
chop all the meat
finish u con dey smile
dey chop the onion, u
be vegetarian?
• U dey wit ur guy & u
dey recieve diff kinds
of phone calls every 5
min, yet u dey claim
say u no dey cheat on
ur guy. My sista, u be
MTN customer care
agent?
• U ask a girl for what
she wants, she tells
you money and you are
angry. Were you
expecting her to say
wisdom &
understanding?
• U dey carry ur
girlfriend go club, after
u
marry her finish u
want stop her frm
goin to
club. My broda u think
say miracle fit
happen? • Ur galfrnd
dumps u for a rich
man u say she b gold
digger, bt ur sister do
d same to anoda guy,
u giv testimony for
Church saying na grace
of God. Bros park
well
• Your babe get F9
parallel for WAEC, she
still
dey ask for Brazilian
Hair of #150.000 .
Abeg
Were she wan fix am?,
ontop that coconut
head?
• U have 8 tribal marks,
stretch marks
scattered all ova ur
body yet u still want a
tattoo...ah! my friend u
be zebra?
• U are 6 feet tall, u
still com wear 6 inches
high heeled shoe...she u
wan whisper to
God? • U dey snap
inside different type of
cars yet u expect ur
man to believe u are
not
cheating. Aunty, u be
mechanic?
• U gather different
gals picture for ur fone
& yet u xpect ur gal to
believe u are not
cheatin.. uncle, u be
photographer?
• He gave u an
engagement ring for
over five
years, he never marry
u, my dear u be lord of
d rings? •you the pay
your babe wey dey
university school fees
and yet u never write
JAMB,u be scholarship
board? •U are 18yrs
and ur sugar daddy is
70yrs old and u stil
dey call him BABY, my
sister he should be ur
ANCESTOR. •Your babe
is licking ice
cream...u're drinking
pure water...Pls guy
Are
u diabetic? •You wey
dey read dis post and
u no gree laff, abeg u
be Ballotelli?

When a man is called emmanuel woman is called emmanuella, my grandpa is victor and my grandma said she's victoria, if man answers celestine a woman will answer celestina, man answers justin and a woman says she is justina, man answers christian, woman will answer christiana, man calls himself augustine and woman says she's augustina, man answers Gabriel woman answers Gabriella, Nawa oooo!!! If man should answer "EBO" what then will a woman answer?

liljboy: When a man is called emmanuel woman is called emmanuella, my grandpa is victor and my grandma said she's victoria, if man answers celestine a woman will answer celestina, man answers justin and a woman says she is justina, man answers christian, woman will answer christiana, man calls himself augustine and woman says she's augustina, man answers Gabriel woman answers Gabriella, Nawa oooo!!! If man should answer "EBO" what then will a woman answer?

EBOLA OF COURSE

liljboy: When a man is called emmanuel woman is called emmanuella, my grandpa is victor and my grandma said she's victoria, if man answers celestine a woman will answer celestina, man answers justin and a woman says she is justina, man answers christian, woman will answer christiana, man calls himself augustine and woman says she's augustina, man answers Gabriel woman answers Gabriella, Nawa oooo!!! If man should answer "EBO" what then will a woman answer?

EBOLA OF COURSE

liljboy:
Fun Time!!!
Imagine If animals and
insects were on
facebook, we'll
be having posts and
comments like......
1. MOSQUITO WALL
POST:
Finally PHCN don off
light, blood sucking
things.
COMMENTS:
(a) Bleep up, dey don on
gen for my end.
(b) Abeg bros which
area you dey? My people
don fleet house.
2. DOG WALL POST:
Na wa oh..... I never even
stay reach 5mins, all
these calabar people
don dey eye me. *Ghost
mode activated, them
no go see me*
escaping things on my
mind.
COMMENTS: My
neighbour na calabar
too. The
man eyes no good for
where dogs dey... I go
bite am soo.
3. RAT WALL POST:
Omo na die I dey oh.....
No food for my master
kitchen. Na ehm books
go hear am nah. Ehn
think say I come ehm
house to watch tv abi?
COMMENT: Your master
stingy, disown am jor.
4. CHICKEN WALL POST:
On the 1st of Dec. I'll be
traveling for one
month, if you need my
attention, enter bush I
no fit shout. All these
xtians no be em at all.
COMMENT: No be only
you oh, I dey migrate
too.
5. HE-GOAT WALL POST:
Heat mood activated,
any she-goatonline for
sex chat?
COMMENTS:
(a) She-goat. @He-goat
you're a capital BIG fool.
(b) He-goat. @She-goat,
pretender, as if you
no dey feel Hot. Carry
your smelling backside
comot for post jor.
6. COCK WALL POST:
All these hen go dey run
like say dey no wan
do. But if you catch
them, dem go bend
quickly, set for doggy
style.
COMMENT: Your own
better nah, you dey
catch
them. The ones for my
area na fast and
furious. I don pursue
tire....
7. RAM WALL POST:
As Salah don dey reach,
na churchthings
from now on. (blood of
Jesus go cover me)...

u copy my post lil...

Rounakid:





u copy my post lil...

where did you copy it from?

liljboy: where did you copy it from?

i cracked it myself....

Rounakid:


i cracked it myself....

good job kid

Teacher : Ok class; let us show the principal and our
guests how
much we have learnt so far dis
year! Let’s do comparisons ....
So if I say small, you say small,
smaller, smallest.
[Students nod]
Teacher : Big
Students : “Big, Bigger, Biggest.” ....
Teacher : “clean.”
Students : “clean, cleaner, cleanest.
Teacher : “tall.”
Students : “tall, taller, tallest.
Teacher [smiles] :”very good!!!
Students : “very good, very goodder,
very goodest.
Teacher : “oh gosh.”
Students : oh gosh, oh gosher, oh
goshest!!!
Teacher : “stop it now”
Students : “stop it now, stop it
nower, stop it nowest!!!
Teacher : “oh please.”
Students :”oh please, oh pleaser, oh
please-st..
Teacher : “Look at me..!!!
Students : “look at me, look at me-er,
look at me-est.
Teacher : “what a disgrace!
Students : “what a disgrace, what a
disgracer, what a disgrace-st.
Teacher [furious] : I don die…
Students : I don die, I don dier, I don
diest!!!
Teacher faint!

I'm seriously tired of all these Igbo sisters trying to
form
Phonetics while singing Praise and Worship..
..Which one is, Eeeeee mail, Email Her, Email Her,
Jehovah Mail
her....
...Ayinekele gymnastics email her, email her,
Jehovah
mail her..

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A boy was jilted by his girlfriend for another guy. This guy feels it's a cheating and it ain't right, he therefore decided to fight for his right.......... See what happened to him in this video;

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