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Re: Typical Conversation Among Ladies & Guys : True or False? by BasseyJ(m): 8:06pm On Apr 04, 2013
pappilo:

I have never understood this rubbish. I have a few friends like this as well wey no like make u yab their mama. All na yab and affects no one. Strangely, I would rather u diss my moms cos I like my pops more.
you dont understand o, there are those of us that dont joke wit mums. I abuse, yab, insult my friend to rubbish, but i NEVER mention thier mum, i can say 'ur fada na mad man' bt cant even say 'ur mum head big lyk calabash' so whenever we diss, they never mention my mum in it. Heck, i snmetimes tell ma younger bro ''your fada left nyansh''

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Re: Typical Conversation Among Ladies & Guys : True or False? by Ryda(m): 8:12pm On Apr 04, 2013
It sometimes ooccur between me nd my friends..e.g

DANIEL:goat papa how far?
WILSON:fowl brain i dey fine...how ur life?
DANIEL:e dey straight like ur gf front.
WILSON:ur papa bald head
DANIEL:no worry if i catch u ur mama go beg for u.
WILSON:ur brain dey shake abi, where u dey?
DANIEL:I dey houz.
WILSON:light dey? I wan play PS.
DANIEL:ok dey cum.

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Re: Typical Conversation Among Ladies & Guys : True or False? by greedie1(f): 8:12pm On Apr 04, 2013
true
Re: Typical Conversation Among Ladies & Guys : True or False? by scholes23(m): 8:19pm On Apr 04, 2013
Ijele-igbo:
Mary: Hello Love!
Sarah: Hello babes-how are u today?
Mary: Am fine dear, I've missed u a lot.
Sarah: And me too
Mary: I am calling just to inform you that I will pay
you a visit this afternoon.
Sarah: Ok my dear; it will be a great pleasure to
have you. I will be expecting you sweet.

AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
Mary: Am going to visit that dirty girl again.
Sarah: This witch is coming here again, she thinks I
will buy her drinks with my money again, she must
be joking.

TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN BOYS

John: Bastard how far?
Francis: Mad man I dey? How ur drunkard father?
John: My Papa dey! Ur ashewo mama nko?
Francis: You are a fool. How far, U dey house?I dey
come charge phone.
John: Ok! No wahala, bring money come make we
drink
beer…..
Francis: Idiot like U. Later now!

AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
John: That Francis can be funny at times but
always great
companion anytime.
Francis: John is just a reliable friend.
LESSON: Girls are always nice to each other but
they never like themselves.
Boys are always mean and rude but they will
always watch each
other's back.

TRUE or FALSE??

Over true dey worry ya talk joor
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Re: Typical Conversation Among Ladies & Guys : True or False? by Chris710: 8:20pm On Apr 04, 2013
grin grin
Na true jor.
Girls too dey form, even to themselves.
Re: Typical Conversation Among Ladies & Guys : True or False? by 2sizzlin(m): 8:22pm On Apr 04, 2013
MY GUY: guy hw far na?
ME:Mtchew.. No disturb Me
MY GUY: Madt man
ME: look talk wetin u wan talk I dey busy, I no get time for idle Niggerz. I'll advice u to get a job
MY GUY: abeg carry tha my book come school
ME: I no de carry anything(but the book go finally reach schl)
MY GUY: madt man
ME: well, as u can see I no get time for gossip

But when girls (with their black minds) start to de call themselves sweetheart I go de wonder !
Re: Typical Conversation Among Ladies & Guys : True or False? by bukatyne(f): 8:29pm On Apr 04, 2013
Most girls pretend a lot in all relationships in their lives because they have been groomed that way since birth for the ultimate 'fulfillment', marriage.

Guys on the other hand really have nothing to lose (so to say) by being real and showing when they are upset.

I believe there are still faithful male and female friends. It starts from us being faithful friends ourselves.

Cheers!

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Re: Typical Conversation Among Ladies & Guys : True or False? by samilo88(m): 8:38pm On Apr 04, 2013
babysnogls: Saw ds on fb before. Abegi!
And so? Who says if its on fb it can never b on nairaland again? Abeg park well joor. If u dey owe debt sotay nothing dey amuse u again, no kill oda pple happiness..

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Re: Typical Conversation Among Ladies & Guys : True or False? by Nwogbe: 8:40pm On Apr 04, 2013
So true i must say
Re: Typical Conversation Among Ladies & Guys : True or False? by asala1: 8:46pm On Apr 04, 2013
fresh_dude: Is that why you want to kill yourself? So because you've seen this before, we should renounce our citizenship of Nigeria? Abeg GTFOH.
grin grin grin Guy! You wicked small
Re: Typical Conversation Among Ladies & Guys : True or False? by benjaminedicha: 8:54pm On Apr 04, 2013
AbdH:
i dont blame you..It is the demonic spirit in you that is manifesting..does your fathers have religion..get back and let the church match on
You need the advice to become a worshiper of one God. Be a Muslim. HURRY BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!
Re: Typical Conversation Among Ladies & Guys : True or False? by FXKing2012(m): 8:59pm On Apr 04, 2013
Ijele-igbo:
Mary: Hello Love!
Sarah: Hello babes-how are u today?
Mary: Am fine dear, I've missed u a lot.
Sarah: And me too
Mary: I am calling just to inform you that I will pay
you a visit this afternoon.
Sarah: Ok my dear; it will be a great pleasure to
have you. I will be expecting you sweet.

AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
Mary: Am going to visit that dirty girl again.
Sarah: This witch is coming here again, she thinks I
will buy her drinks with my money again, she must
be joking.

TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN BOYS

John: Bastard how far?
Francis: Mad man I dey? How ur drunkard father?
John: My Papa dey! Ur ashewo mama nko?
Francis: You are a fool. How far, U dey house?I dey
come charge phone.
John: Ok! No wahala, bring money come make we
drink
beer…..
Francis: Idiot like U. Later now!

AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
John: That Francis can be funny at times but
always great
companion anytime.
Francis: John is just a reliable friend.
LESSON: Girls are always nice to each other but
they never like themselves.
Boys are always mean and rude but they will
always watch each
other's back.

TRUE or FALSE??
This deserves an award.
Re: Typical Conversation Among Ladies & Guys : True or False? by DAVE5(m): 9:02pm On Apr 04, 2013
hmnn
Re: Typical Conversation Among Ladies & Guys : True or False? by adaemetu(f): 9:08pm On Apr 04, 2013
Honestly, I don't diss my friends like this. If I don't like you again I just cut off the relationship. It works for me cos I feel bad when I say bad stuff abt people I call friends.
Re: Typical Conversation Among Ladies & Guys : True or False? by Petraman(m): 9:10pm On Apr 04, 2013
True talk! I can't just stop laughing
Re: Typical Conversation Among Ladies & Guys : True or False? by Nobody: 9:12pm On Apr 04, 2013
Caracta: *rolls eyes*

Suddenly, everybody likes to be called names.

Girls rock too tongue tongue tongue
the matter just tire me oh. Almost all male nairalanders are coming here to say "i call my friend this, and he calls me dat, and gosh i love my guy friends so much" duh?! U guys clap for yourself..name calling just became trendy!.
Mtcheww...

Though the op is partially right tongue grin
Re: Typical Conversation Among Ladies & Guys : True or False? by folahann(m): 9:13pm On Apr 04, 2013
So this is how girls think ehn.
Re: Typical Conversation Among Ladies & Guys : True or False? by Nobody: 9:30pm On Apr 04, 2013
Ds one over true
Re: Typical Conversation Among Ladies & Guys : True or False? by freecocoa(f): 9:43pm On Apr 04, 2013
Not entirely true, I don't have lots of female friends but the few I have I genuinely love.

I also answer their calls or start a conversation by calling them names.

There's this particular one who "chicken, mumu, shediot or ewu" has taken over her name and we are very cool, everybody in her house and mine always know when she's the one I'm talking to on the phone because of the names calling.
Re: Typical Conversation Among Ladies & Guys : True or False? by Uwakuwak(f): 9:43pm On Apr 04, 2013
Re: Typical Conversation Among Ladies & Guys : True or False? by lawizle(m): 9:43pm On Apr 04, 2013
phaya:


WHO IS ThIS PERSON?

He's d missing inmate in yaba left.
Re: Typical Conversation Among Ladies & Guys : True or False? by shangpearlz(f): 9:44pm On Apr 04, 2013
I so love Guys ! Dis is totali tru. We ladies shud learn jor. But d kine abuse part seem 2 harsh bur na dia ways na
Re: Typical Conversation Among Ladies & Guys : True or False? by Nobody: 9:45pm On Apr 04, 2013
so so true. .i call my friend mad man and he answers by calling me craze guy. . .and we are are as tight as fura de nono
Re: Typical Conversation Among Ladies & Guys : True or False? by Odunharry(m): 9:58pm On Apr 04, 2013
Ijele-igbo:
Mary: Hello Love!
Sarah: Hello babes-how are u today?
Mary: Am fine dear, I've missed u a lot.
Sarah: And me too
Mary: I am calling just to inform you that I will pay
you a visit this afternoon.
Sarah: Ok my dear; it will be a great pleasure to
have you. I will be expecting you sweet.

AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
Mary: Am going to visit that dirty girl again.
Sarah: This witch is coming here again, she thinks I
will buy her drinks with my money again, she must
be joking.

TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN BOYS

John: Bastard how far?
Francis: Mad man I dey? How ur drunkard father?
John: My Papa dey! Ur ashewo mama nko?
Francis: You are a fool. How far, U dey house?I dey
come charge phone.
John: Ok! No wahala, bring money come make we
drink
beer…..
Francis: Idiot like U. Later now!

AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
John: That Francis can be funny at times but
always great
companion anytime.
Francis: John is just a reliable friend.
LESSON: Girls are always nice to each other but
they never like themselves.
Boys are always mean and rude but they will
always watch each
other's back.

TRUE or FALSE??
truuuuuuueeeeeeeee ooooo.
Dat aw i talk wit ma vry close pal at tyms....we yab ourxelves alot jokingly u myt evn tink we r quarelling bt we so much kia 4 each oda...
4 d gals matter,d op is kinda correct...i v seen 2 gals eat 4m same plate n d next 30mins d oda one has startd gossipng
Re: Typical Conversation Among Ladies & Guys : True or False? by Odunharry(m): 9:59pm On Apr 04, 2013
Ijele-igbo:
Mary: Hello Love!
Sarah: Hello babes-how are u today?
Mary: Am fine dear, I've missed u a lot.
Sarah: And me too
Mary: I am calling just to inform you that I will pay
you a visit this afternoon.
Sarah: Ok my dear; it will be a great pleasure to
have you. I will be expecting you sweet.

AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
Mary: Am going to visit that dirty girl again.
Sarah: This witch is coming here again, she thinks I
will buy her drinks with my money again, she must
be joking.

TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN BOYS

John: Bastard how far?
Francis: Mad man I dey? How ur drunkard father?
John: My Papa dey! Ur ashewo mama nko?
Francis: You are a fool. How far, U dey house?I dey
come charge phone.
John: Ok! No wahala, bring money come make we
drink
beer…..
Francis: Idiot like U. Later now!

AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
John: That Francis can be funny at times but
always great
companion anytime.
Francis: John is just a reliable friend.
LESSON: Girls are always nice to each other but
they never like themselves.
Boys are always mean and rude but they will
always watch each
other's back.

TRUE or FALSE??
truuuuuuueeeeeeeee ooooo.
Dat aw i talk wit ma vry close pal at tyms....we yab ourxelves alot jokingly u myt evn tink we r quarelling bt we so much kia 4 each oda...
4 d gals matter,d op is kinda correct...i v seen 2 gals eat 4m same plate n d next 30mins d oda one has startd gossipng
Re: Typical Conversation Among Ladies & Guys : True or False? by Nobody: 10:04pm On Apr 04, 2013
Ijele-igbo:
Mary: Hello Love!
Sarah: Hello babes-how are u today?
Mary: Am fine dear, I've missed u a lot.
Sarah: And me too
Mary: I am calling just to inform you that I will pay
you a visit this afternoon.
Sarah: Ok my dear; it will be a great pleasure to
have you. I will be expecting you sweet.

AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
Mary: Am going to visit that dirty girl again.
Sarah: This witch is coming here again, she thinks I
will buy her drinks with my money again, she must
be joking.

TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN BOYS

John: Bastard how far?
Francis: Mad man I dey? How ur drunkard father?
John: My Papa dey! Ur ashewo mama nko?
Francis: You are a fool. How far, U dey house?I dey
come charge phone.
John: Ok! No wahala, bring money come make we
drink
beer…..
Francis: Idiot like U. Later now!

AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
John: That Francis can be funny at times but
always great
companion anytime.
Francis: John is just a reliable friend.
LESSON: Girls are always nice to each other but
they never like themselves.
Boys are always mean and rude but they will
always watch each
other's back.

TRUE or FALSE??
ur corect
Re: Typical Conversation Among Ladies & Guys : True or False? by Koladechris(m): 10:29pm On Apr 04, 2013
True talk
Re: Typical Conversation Among Ladies & Guys : True or False? by avalontony(m): 10:31pm On Apr 04, 2013
This just reminded me of my conversations with my former roomate in the university. It goes like this during nysc:
I: obiano, how far na, how ur donkey life?(he served in kebbi state).
Obiano: badt guys, i dey ooooo, how ur kaikai life?(i served in ogoni land in river state).
I: men, i just dey ooo, rain too much for here ooo, u don here from Ram??(our third roomate).
Obiano: yes ooo, him the gombe...men those gom babes go show am ppeper.(laughs), how ur wives n children na?
I: wives n children just dey ooo, men dis serviice don tire me oooo. Etc
its fun, we communicate in laughter and that is what counts.

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Re: Typical Conversation Among Ladies & Guys : True or False? by Nobody: 10:44pm On Apr 04, 2013
booqee: the matter tire me. Almost all male nairalanders are coming here to say "i call my friend this, and he calls me dat, and gosh i love my guy friends so much" duh?! U guys clap for yourself..name calling just became trendy!.
Mtcheww...

Though the op is partially right tongue grin
Madam leave sentiments and apply reason. The original post has almost 250 likes, that must count for something. This is a "hit" thread by nairaland standards. Men name call, deal with it. And if you are like the women described in the OP, take the required lesson and move on. No need to be forming misery loves company here. Cheers.

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Re: Typical Conversation Among Ladies & Guys : True or False? by Flashaldrin(m): 11:04pm On Apr 04, 2013
i aint gay but my guys company >>>>>>>>> girls!
Guys rock!

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Re: Typical Conversation Among Ladies & Guys : True or False? by Decryptor(m): 11:11pm On Apr 04, 2013
So true! 100 guys can live in a room without quarreling but 2 girls can never live in a compound withous dissing and hating each other!

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