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10 Commandments From Man To Woman by Uch74(m): 1:21pm On Apr 06, 2013
(1) Thou shall have no other man besides me...(2) Thou shall not encourage any other man to make love to U̶̲̥̅̊ - neither kiss nor caress U̶̲̥̅̊. for Ȋ̝̊̅ am ur man,a very jealous man who is ready to lay low any other man who would intrude on our love.(3)Remember to kiss & caress me,honor & obey me,in every whim & fancy 7days a week & twice on Sundays because at no time will Ȋ̝̊̅ be tired of IT.(4)Honor my name so that every other Woman'll honour it. (5)Thou shall not provoke me to anger or my wrath will fall on U̶̲̥̅̊ (5)Thou shall not search my pockets at night or annoy me with ur hearsay (7)Thou shall not shout my name in the streets if Ȋ̝̊̅'m walking with another Woman,but wait intelligently until Ȋ̝̊̅ come home.Then we can both have it out decently. For Ȋ̝̊̅ am ur man,a funny man who detest scandals in public places. (cool Thou shall not drink nor smoke or use profane languages, for Ȋ̝̊̅ won't stand those bad habits. (9) Thou shall not commit adultery,for the world won't hold me responsible if Ȋ̝̊̅ commit murder (10)Thou shall not covet ur neighbour's dress nor her shoes,nor boo,nor her bed,nor her hat, nor anything that's hers. neither call my attention to anything that's for sale in any store, for Ȋ̝̊̅ will not give U̶̲̥̅̊ anything but what U̶̲̥̅̊ actually need for a good purpose...
Re: 10 Commandments From Man To Woman by toluleke(m): 5:13pm On Apr 06, 2013
Thou hast stewpid for creating this disgusting thread
Re: 10 Commandments From Man To Woman by Uch74(m): 5:55am On Apr 07, 2013
toluleke: Thou hast stewpid for creating this disgusting thread
......Thanks for the compliment! sad .....U̶̲̥̅̊ seriously need need to learn how to talk/behave on a social net...
Re: 10 Commandments From Man To Woman by EzePromoe: 6:20am On Apr 07, 2013
toluleke: Thou hast stewpid for creating this disgusting thread
Come on boo, it's all fun.

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